Quotes about “slop”
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3945.520
you don't get to share, i'm riding this walrus. you get the bitch job of carrying the treasure. oh i see. thank you nick. and we can make sandwiches. well definitely try four installs. sandwiches, maria. hope you like them extra sloppy. sloppy joke. slop, sloppy joke. by the way, like...
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why don't they just have people i don't think you can disagree with that. like, you need knowledge to understand that situation. don't they have people at burger king makes like, oh it's a barbecue ranch burger. they make it an r&d and then i'm assuming that they just get people together, probably in houston, no offense austin, and they go, hey would you put this slop into your mouth? and then they give them a free burger and they go, yeah. no, they do that in california. i know that, i know that taco bell does it in california.
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of course hamster blades! i want a hamster blade, dude. hamster blades. what's a hamster blade? it's rollerblades for hamsters. oh, i thought it was like ice skates or something. never take... never take a first date to a cult meeting. never take a first date to a slop trough. well, there's your dinner.
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do you think that restaurant exists? the slop trough? well like just any sort of restaurant that serves food in a slop trough. that'd be a pretty kinky restaurant. like you'd probably have to wear a gimp suit to go in there. no you wear pig masks and then you stand bent over over a slop trough and the farmer curses at you while he gives you food. just in general if a restaurant has wordplay in its name, i'm out.
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dude took like an hour and a half to make his freaking coal slop for the fish and chips it was getting a little ridiculous. you know he's indulging in in it because i don't think he does that that much i mean, i guess so it was like this dude's weekends aren't precious to him. i was getting a little silly. that's how much he cares about the food he's willing to give up that time hmm. it's more like i don't know sometimes when he talks about like his job i'm like this guy's pretty smart
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and it was like this yellow soap of the day just slop and it looked like there were little pieces of sushi in it. that's yellow, right? yeah, it was disgusting. this game is just like sorry, i didn't represent no, no, no, no, that was in the answer. human fall flat, yeah. hey, somebody go inside of the orange building and fight tektaito. except you're fighting. yeah, he's hiding there. mafu, you leave me alone right now. no, you come here.
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and, in fairness, we kind of did the wimp lo thing and trained cobalt wrong. oh no. so he might be thinking pin is a pretty good one. we trained him wrong on purpose. yeah. what about, okay, here's another direction though. pigs are often in slop and mess, so bugs will be all around them.
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so then they were like, you know, what can we afford for christmas? an orange is probably the equivalent of like $50 in today's money. they're like, we'll just buy him an orange and then he'd be like, if you... it's like when you think back and you're like, people fought wars over like black pepper. they're like, i would rather die or at least risk death than continue to eat this slop without black pepper, right? so there's probably some economic concerns in there as well. but, you know, if you only ate like
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and also, magresta, i don't know if you're in chat, okay? exclamation point, magresta. i don't know, because sometimes you are, sometimes you're not. but i saw you quote tweet the jennifer aniston thing and you said, hey, friends and the office were slop. they were not, the office us became slop.
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when it first started in 2005, i get that it's a remake of the british version. it was not slop. it was subversive because the dominant form of comedy on american television was the three camera sitcom, okay?
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at the time that the office came out and for the first like maybe three or four seasons, it was subversive. they didn't have, it was like the darkest comedy that was actually on network television. i'm not saying like, i mean, peep show was running concurrently in the uk, so it was actually like, obviously it wasn't the edgiest comedy of all time. i'm just saying, okay? it became slop at one point, but it didn't start as pure, i mean, the first season is not that good, but from season two onwards for a little bit, it was not slop. it's slop in retrospect.
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someone's already in the room you reserved for the team meeting. what do you do clock his little piggy slop like a hickory dickory dock? oh my god hit the room in dodge ram 1500 i love this so much. i had such a good time submitting this does it accept emojis? oh
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you're the one who bought into the hype motherfucker i was telling you would slop to begin with. i was saying stop supporting. good point. we asked you privately ryan but you kind of put me on read so i'm gonna do it publicly now. did i? can we do jackbox on thursday? yeah yeah yeah absolutely. okay cool cool cool cool cool. on thursday? yeah we have lethal company on. chiblee it's okay because it's friday for you.
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