Quotes about “slender man”
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what was that? did i step on something? i probably stepped on something. okay. bandages again. and the flashlight continues onwards. i hope we don't encounter slender man. oh no! that... these things... they don't really scare me, but i think like their poison phlegm is annoying. anyway, we'll just cut these dudes up. i can't believe that he took three hits to kill, even though they were with the kind of weaker projectiles. temperature has looked better.
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no, don't worry. this is gonna be way better. slender man. i would listen to a song that was just like eight minutes of that. yeah. i was gonna mix up with jack and diane because jack and diane has the... then he goes, you know, gonna let it rock. yeah. let it roll. oh, that's a good one for me. yeah. hold on.
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yeah, pretty much. just dominance in the neighborhood. the guy across the street, he like is super into halloween. you'll see him in his garage at night with like a chainsaw. oh my god. he made it. he makes his own slender man dolls. oh! like, um, the whole graveyard in his front yard. whole shenanigans. it's a little out of control. yeah, he's never talked to me though and when he looks at me it looks like he's gonna
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if your delivery was good, the joke would kill every single time. but if you don't have a 100% belief that the joke's gonna work, then people go, i don't really like this joke. and also it feels like something about it feels bad. but it's not bad. it's just funny. you're looking quite slender. thank you. i actually ate like a disgusting pig this weekend. but like not in a way that indicates like i have an eating disorder. i just ate like a lot of tostitos. i was stressed out, man. i ate so many tostitos.
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2798.06
i thought i died, bitch, honestly, but i lived, bitch. okay, a par four. i mean, you gotta play psycho ball. we gotta get a chip in, basically. or get insane wind and land on the green. i'm just happy to be here, you know? me and slender man. no, we're not landing on the green, that's for sure. just dodge the tree. i think this'll be fine. i really put it all into that one. over the tree! over the tree!
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she has to cross that dangerous ass intersection with all the construction and the drunk drivers and the people that don't know that there's no protected left turn at cambie and 7th. she's got to park in that decrepit ass cambie and 7th bc liquor store parking lot that is like something out of slender man and get her wine in there. come on, man. just let her buy it from the whole foods. fuck that whole area.
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you could do that. i don't know why you would do that. i mean, you could do whatever you want. no, i wanna raise suds for you because you're my buds. i fucking died again. excuse me?! i hate video games right now. you shouldn't. they're your living. they make your living. the slender man just subscribed to me. ahh! you got me! ho! ho! you gotta get all the pages. yeah. ohh! slender man, oh, he's real spooky! seriously though, thank you for the subscription. he's really spooky, i agree.
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a body type characterized by lean, tall, and slender build with a fast metabolism. okay, so you called me tall and skinny. shenandoahmorphic. no, he says you strike him as that. it doesn't necessarily mean you are that. he might not be true multiple times. let's give that vibe. bear, you strike me as mesomorphic. now i gotta google shit. don't comment on me. justin bratty shub. justin bratty shub. i don't wanna google either, man. oh, that's actually a compliment. thanks.
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slender bro. locking the door. oh don't even get me started man. but you know what? it's a small period of their life. excuse me? sorry i just had to tap the brakes real quick like i was on a mario kart arcade machine. this does sound like the snl theme song. musical guest, the jackalope! i do have to say, i think it's time for saturday night live to retire
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724.16
do we have to bet money? it's not really a christian thing to do. reverend, we all know that despite your slender aspect, money is stuffed in all your sacred orifices. they're so snippy with one another. it's time to bet. it's like mean girls, man. okay, i'll sit down or whatever. i'll bet 10 florins. lad, you look tired. get yourself some coffee. go stretch your legs. we're all friends here. i will do that.
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