Quotes about “sleepover”
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namin underscore, thank you for the subscription! what was that? ned flanders. i was excited. i invited ned flanders to hang out. cool. grab. we could have a sleepover. yeah. i wanna invite you to hang out too now. i want you to summon me. where you at? put my summon sign down. you might not recognize me because i got a fucking sick ass sword that i've never had in my life before. nick's here. he says, hey how's it going?
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i'm excited to play games with beartaffy as well. he's a good dude. yeah, we don't normally get to play too many games together honestly, that's for the best. you guys should like play make a day like a sleepover day where we all play a total warhammer campaign together. yeah or we could play monopoly or civ 5 kappa. i'd be down for monopoly. i'm not playing any fucking monopoly.
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dan 69 nice 31 i don't want to had everything incomplete answers veiled reference to the president elect of the united states fuck the worst thing to admit during a sleepover that you have crusty socks for a reason or so hard can't think straight. oh
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is this about the answer or is this like at the sleepover you have such a raging boner that... you're inconsolable. fuck, i'm... this guy's fucking me up. i think this one's pretty easy. factorio's so slow at the beginning, i forgot how little happens at the start.
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oh, it was close. it was close. pullin' one! there we go! that's what i needed! he got the angle! got the angle for the dangle! aww, too far. that was a perfect putt. sunk it, no ring around the rosy. well, back in hell. who talks about eating ass in grade fuckin' seven? the kids these days. i will admit, so this is a bit of an embarrassing story. but i had a sleepover at my friend's house and i was and you ate ass? you ate his asshole. no, because i wasn't this is back in a simpler time.
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probably more than once actually. i measured it, but i measured it in like middle school. yeah, when you're having a sleepover with your friends they all want to take their dicks out and pull out tape measures and measure them together. if you measured your dick after the age of 20, that's like you're not sending you to the wall. what happens at the wall? spend less time on the internet. if you measured your dick between the ages of like 12 and 19, you're okay.
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yeah, my one friend said, you know, like the distance between my lips and the back of my throat is exactly six inches. so if you just go... it was a good sleepover. it was a good time, so...
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i'm fucking around here. if they made a bunch of friends, it could actually be a ton of fun. like why are they making it such a pain in the ass? i can see it, yeah. it's like an endless sleepover that sometimes people hassle you. like it's gonna suck because like you know, you don't have access to like the internet, right? yeah. i know there's probably worse things about being in prison, but like, i think that would be the hardest adjustment period is like
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so i was like, oh, okay. and my daughter was like, does that mean i have to stay over? i was like, yeah, but don't worry. i'm going to stay with you and you know, we'll go home and get your stuff and everything and whatever. so we went home, got her stuff, came back and you know, like i had to sort of say like, oh, you know, we're just having a sleepover like at the hospital. it'll be fun. we'll like watch movies, whatever. she's like, all right. like she wasn't, she didn't take it too bad. and so we got up to the ward and she was in her bed and everything. and the nurse came in, she's like,
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they weren't good at the nighttime. they couldn't hold pee or whatever during nighttime. so one of the kids got invited for sleepover and then the mom had to send them with the nighttime diaper and the kid was embarrassed. and the kid said, i don't want to go to the sleepover because i don't want to wear nighttime diaper because nobody wears nighttime diaper. and it just scarred that child.
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had your first sleepover, first time you went to a movie theater without your parents, just you and your friends. learned how to drive a car, got your driver's license, now you're sitting here applying to schools. my ass literally has just been like, click click, yep, level three dolphin, click click, we really need chocolate here, click click, oh, i missed the tinted rock, sorry guys. really puts it in perspective. thank you so much!
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i was like 10 years old, i was at my friend's sleepover and one of our friends fell asleep. they had like a fruit bowl on the kitchen counter and one of the clementines was like totally blue and molded and i just took it and whipped it at the kid's head while he was sleeping and then like a bunch of blue dust exploded out of the thing and i was like oh shit. i hope he's okay. i mean when you're 10 you're like you're not too worried about it.
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