Quotes about “sleeping bag”
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2121.12
with the first sentence of my wikipedia article defining me as someone's nephew. or a sleeping bag. sleeping bag, anytime you get like a proper noun that isn't a person, i guess every single one of these is a proper noun now that i think about it, but either way, anytime there's like an object that everybody's familiar with, i'm going, what?! ayub khan apparently, if he's that famous, why is it
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2152.52
like so noteworthy that he's a nephew of somebody. it sounds like his uncle's popular. who's looking up sleeping bags? i don't know, i would. i would be like camping and be in a sleeping bag and i'd be like, i wonder who invented this thing. they gotta be like mega rich now. personal life, ba ba ba ba ba, controversies, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. fuck that, i'm sleeping on the ground. i'm not separating the art from the artist.
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6851.76
rewards so like but they were like by the way like if you want just come by the office we'll give you like a pillow and a sleeping bag and you can sleep on the floor of the minneapolis airport and i was like how about i just get a hotel room instead i don't want to sleep next to the freaking sparrow
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1017.32
reminds me. i need to play some geoguessr. can somebody rescue fp, please? he's sleeping at his desk very tight did i i might have prioritized him on like an infinite bill pretty sure you've said that you would eat human flesh yeah, but i didn't i would like not in a weird way. are you still having a sad wander my god just never ends? humans are just smart meat. i think about that sometimes you know we're like a bag of meat but like
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3515.90
you can encode data in a highly concentrated format and then unpack it as necessary for when you need to get the complexity, you know? so 99.99% of the time it's sitting there in a tight little package like maybe a sleeping bag. and then when you go camping, you take it out and it goes woof like all the air comes out. so i kind of understand that.
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5552.540
if you think a sleeping bag is bad, man, do not fold up the bouncy castle. just leave it forever. no, the second it gets rained on, it's fucking over. had a job in college that transported like six of them, it's the fucking worst. just, i feel you, man. it's like every time you fold it, you squeeze the air out of part of it.
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242.80
when you think you might get snowed in at school, you're like, oh this is different like it's an extreme event and i'm sure that capable people are freaking out and hopefully making up plans to handle this and you know, make it make sure we're all safe but on the flip side, whoa, i got a sleeping bag in school. like, you know, i was like what? oh
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1382.66
sleeping bag. use this to camp outside. it's cheap so it breaks easily. anti numb. yeah sure, take a cup of coffee here. box of rubber bullets. whatever you say. what else we got here? i'm very satisfied with the decorations and the size of this closet, zach. and it's even got a security box.
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5112.20
yeah, i zero coins. yeah, so if you have a quest rewards you haven't accepted if you accept absolutely don't yeah i think it might just be stuck until you get a new like a quest that is gonna do the quest for me then let me see here. i do no problem. i will very quickly make a tinkers hammer which will give us a quest you can make three three wool mix a sleeping bag to that'll do it wool is not possible. i'm afraid to say i
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4657.620
i just want to inject brain juice. that would be fun. like, just get like super smart, become a supervillain. yeah, man. would you go into a lubricated sleeping bag that made all your hair fall out overnight?
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4670.820
why? what a terrible... what is... i don't understand. no, i'm saying that's your hair solution instead of shaving. it still grows back, but you go in the sleeping bag for one night, you sleep in it, you get it all over yourself, and then in the morning, all the hair just sloths right off. i would definitely rather shave than sleep in a weird, lubricated set of hair. i mean, it's full of nair, like... it's annoying, but, you know, you could do it in, like,
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4697.660
like under 20 minutes for sure. okay, what about instead of a lubricated sleeping bag you have to sleep in, what if it's a wax body sleeping bag? that's so much worse. they just continue to get worse. it's like if the strippers rip their clothing off.
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4712.380
but you do that with the bag and all your hair's gone? what if you just get a sleeping bag filled with shattered glass and it heals, you roll around it and peels off your skin? okay, hear me out then. what about nanobots that just crawl your skin and shave the hair as it grows? oh, what if they install a nanobot excreting organ into your body that pulls the hairs out from under the skin?
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3475.46
i'm dead. you thought he could get eaten by a snake by just sort of sliding into it like a log. you know like probably like three months before the show he's having like a beer with his friends he's like damn dude this is gonna be the easiest money i've ever made all i gotta do is get eaten by a snake they're gonna give me like $30,000. he thinks it's a fucking organic sleeping bag you can just slide into. how is he gonna get out of the snake?
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