Quotes about “slay the spire”
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at like being annoyed with it for like five seconds and then recognizing that i don't want to turn into robert de niro from meet the parents and then just like drinking a cup of coffee and playing slay the spire instead. i also don't want to turn into the center of a protractor, that's true. you are though? mmm, debate. well, this is a slap in the face. this is the only chance doubters had. fuck. do i have anything sucked up with void that could help me here?
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hey, nl. good slay the spire episode today. thank you. that's how i know i have a huge backlog. i haven't recorded a good slay the spire episode in like 10 days. bring bring bananana bring bring bring bring... shut up, zoe! jesus christ! boom bada boom bada boom bada baboom...
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this and then we take seven. i need to build up our defense a lot faster. i'm not sure if that's just like universally true as, as the regent but i think i'm prioritizing offense way too much which works works in slay the spire one is the watcher. let's put it that way. photon cut deal 10 draw one put a card from your hand on top of your draw pile. it's a pass for a guy like me. close but but no cigar. literally forgot that was gonna happen. um,
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that means we don't have to take damage. we would love to see all those cards next time, i think. presumably a judgment is right around the corner as well. there it is. it costs zero. things you love to see. now i'm kind of framing it like, oh, isn't he such a strange guy for like going for apparition? but like every time i play slay the spire on stream and i don't take apparition, people are like, what are you doing?
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oh, okay. well, this one was very different than my average decision making process in slay the spire, but we get there. look at that. 25 max hp, 24 max hp, sorry. you take the bytes, you take the intangibles, you take a runic dome, and you take snekko eye. thanks for watching. it might be the most overpowered run i've ever had. maybe it was almost unloosable. but for now, thanks for watching. i hope you enjoyed it. if you did, click the like button. i've said a great deal. of course, subscribe if you want to see more in the future, and i'll see you next time. see ya!
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the time has come. i broke down. we're playing a new ish, it's about six days old, roguelite dice builder. it's not a deck builder, don't click off the video just yet. instead of drawing cards, editor's note, you may also draw cards, you manipulate, you roll and manipulate dice in order to kill enemies in a slay the spire inspired game. fun for all ages, eight to 80.
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plus, plus i should say. you don't call it c22? plus we get a passive that looks like we just put in our mom's credit card. every three times you deal purification damage, apply light shield to a random target. increase purification dealt by safe die by one. every five turns gain incorruptible. slay the spire tells me that's very good. destroy a dice from your die pool. now this is where i gotta focus. we have three pages of die, okay?
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it would be nice to purify ourselves for one. so let's purify ourselves for two. that's the best we can do. and then hit you for as much as we can. pass our turn. it's like slay the spire if every card was a deck. it's a great way to describe it. i'm enjoying the game so far, but i don't necessarily mean that in a complimentary way. like slay the spire, if you thought slay the spire was
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too simple. you enjoy the elegance of slay the spire? check out astrea and six sided oracles. every card is a deck. every side is a damn card. i'm losing my mind. convert one die from a corrupt into a purify. two purify to all targets seems pretty good. let's start there.
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i'll settle for two purification. that's an easy turn. pass turn. you can't harm me this turn anyway. i have artifact. what is it from slay the spire? you know. you know what it's called. any of these... you're my rebounder! i need you to rebound this motherfucker right here. okay. this is huge. and i could have you dealing six damage here. four damage. reroll me. honestly, those are two acceptable rolls. so i'm just gonna reroll.
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you're getting hit quite nicely. shouldn't have lost that hard, but it might be okay. you should get rerolled. forgot about thorns. i'll accept you. this blocks a corruption, which is nice. i guess i would rather hit you first. reroll this. hoping to get two rerolls to reroll nothing. yeah, very sensible. play this on yourself. pass turn. okay, we gotta go crazy on this four next turn. they do need to make a slay the spire meets among us.
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no silencer please, no silencer. okay, we're going for decay. i mean, we're going for lethal this time. they need to make slay the spire meets among us meets fortnite meets rocket league, but this time they have to re add trading. that's what we need to go to the moon. okay, first, get hit. you're about to deal a million damage. what the hell do you do? you're making the lad draw one extra? why is the lad drawing one extra? convert one die from any target until the end of the enemy's turn.
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apply obscure to all enemies. you won't be able to see their overcorruption. i don't want to use one virtue per turn. chapter 3 sentinel, shop, forge, shop. i am a simple man. 50 star shards. i want to get into combat as quickly as possible. i will sacrifice a heart to gain a relic. i'm going to use the slay the spire nomenclature.
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german guys coming home from their job at the dice rolling factory mine got i'm glad work is finally over so i can play some astrea six sided oracles forge corrupt. okay. all right. i understand we're cooking up something man, this is an elite fight this ain't your granddad's fucking slay the spire. okay. this is like actually challenging. i wouldn't expect you to understand it. oh
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you know, it's like a love letter to gungeon. i am like melancholic to see it go, but i think it's also just the right time. you know, we played a lot of it. we've done not everything, but probably almost everything. and like, god help me, i don't want to be the guy who does everything in video games. there's already a guy like that, the completionist. i don't know how he does it. doing everything, and even then we didn't do everything. in slay the spire, almost killed me.
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everybody welcome back to northernlion plays. slay the spire ryuka. why are you looking at me? and then he winked. okay, we're doing ascension mode. yeah. yeah. yeah level one i guess it's level one for each character. let's keep it up why not, you know keep them at the same level feed them crap and keep them in the dark that's what i always say. um well, let's go down these strictly good.
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very dangerous, but it also did 230 damage to him so yeah, he's not even close wonderful just a great ascension run and i mean that was 48 minutes a high octane slay the spire entertainment looked a little dangerous at times. there's another 620 damage done and we're on a
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i just shanked my right leg up and down. what's the deal with monster train? i see austin's playing that a lot. it's a very good game. yeah, it's excellent. it's basically like a more accessible slay the spire. oh, okay. but it's got like its own thing going too. yeah. it looks kind of like, uh, whatchamacallit? fight him. like those auto battlers. almost.
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last few weeklies, i don't know if it's them or it's me, but it hasn't necessarily struck me as my favorite weeklies of all time. i was more excited to play some cobalt core, a slay the spire inspired ftl esque roguelite we've been playing on twitch. if you haven't seen it yet, you'll figure it out pretty quick. i'm thinking, you give me movement and draw, you give me shields, you give me weapons. i really want to make a drone run work.
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i'm snoozing, but it's a slay the spire rule. if things are going well, you go for the elites and things are going well right now. if you're gonna emp, you should do something first, but it's not gonna be draw shot. you would like shield surge and then emp or we just gonna, you could do worse at least as one shield. it does take off like five shields of theirs too.
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but i'm a little boring. slay the spire habits die hard. you know, i'm like, that's an unknown quantity. i don't know where it's going in my deck, so i say we snooze it. give me a zero cost attack that gets stronger over time. and then we got a boss fight. i'm ready for you, brother. okay, lots of incoming damage. three incoming damage. it turns out that's not that much. scattershot's not gonna be that crazy for us. it's not gonna get us out of trouble.
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everybody welcome back to northernlionplace. slay the spire. i've heard through the grapevine. it's our first defect daily challenge things are going to be a little bit out of sorts because you're going to be like how many runs have you done as a defect? you know off camera. i've done like 10. they've all been losses on camera. i've done like six. they've all been losses so this will be an incredible performance if i'm able to pull this out. i'm very afraid i have no standard
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