Quotes about “sit on my balls”
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1919.500
definitely. i turned around and my dog's laying on the floor behind me next to her ball and she just wants me to throw it. i don't know why. she'll sit here for hours and wait for me to throw the ball. my dog. what you said was a really reasonable sentence, but i really thought you were gonna say she was sitting on the floor next to her balls. sitting on your balls? my balls? my balls. her balls! anyone's balls, really. her balls. someone's balls. she's obsessed with her ball.
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10322.560
forgetting your balls stepped on with the stiletto. you never have to say not kidding. there's fetishes for all the things i mean, that's true. but that one seems like that's intense right? like yeah all the time they go god i wish she would step on me sit on me that's they say step sometimes. no, it's a sit on me is alright i can live with sit on me but like getting a stiletto in my nut sack. oh
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4554.06
and then i... she's gonna be like, i wanna watch the skeleton key again. if you sit her down, it'd be like, oh, i've got to pick up something. well, i went like, uh... i told her the story of how, i don't know, like it was this kid who wanted to like play a joke on ninja, and i don't know if ninja actually fell for it or not, but there's a picture of him saying like, what's like my anyway? and he said, lick my balls, bitch. and, uh, she was like, oh, i thought you invented it. and i was like, that's so sweet. to think i have that kind of, uh,
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1962.860
i remember when i was a kid, i used to get made fun of because i would often cross my legs without a gap. like you know how guys will put their ankle on top of their knee? and then ladies are supposed to put their up to their knee over their other knee? i would sit with my knees like that and people were like, doesn't that crush your balls?
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488.74
i didn't think he'd have the stolen to sit on that one to be honest with you. and now we got tori hunter up, what have i done? high pressure situation one out. come on, this ump's making me work for it, dude. this ump's breaking my balls. good swing, good swing. you played me like a fiddle, what can i say? probably gonna take kerry wayward out of there. also kerry wayward, i don't think we're ever gonna use you again. congratulations.
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2099.18
that was what my physio was. it was basically like a really, really strong lady hurting me but leaving no bruises and then being like, oh yeah, you sit like a fool. show me how you pick up your kid. and then i would pick up one of the medicine balls that they have and she's like, oh, that's all wrong. oh, okay. i'm going for a thai massage, which i'm told is just i lay on the floor and a guy beats me up for 45 minutes. it sounds nice. yeah, it does.
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3133.98
you're playing? come here. can i show you the game i'm playing? wait, wait, one sec. can i see you? okay. come sit on my lap. sure, you can watch me play for a minute here. this is called nubby's number factory. all these balls, they have numbers on them and that's the amount of points you get when you hit them with your ball. and then you have to get this many points in a round to clear it, to beat the level.
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1846.06
i used to get made fun of because i would often cross my legs without a gap. like, you know how guys will put their ankle on top of their knee? yeah, yeah. and then ladies are supposed to put their up to their knee over their other knee? correct. i would sit with my knees like that and people were like, doesn't that crush your balls?
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889.52
didn't even have me put on like a hospital gown. they just put me in a chair and then they go alright, buddy sit tight and then i'm just sitting there waiting until it's my on basically until they've made me sit there long enough that they can be like well we don't know what's wrong with you. so we're just gonna like send you home. hey just stand on the greenies man well, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow that that one hurt me that hurt me i'm not used to handling two balls as you might expect i should be dead. oh
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7181.520
if it's cloth, you gotta get that shit cleaned up. that's why i only wear vinyl, or only sit on vinyl couches. that's why we're going to put one of those grandma plastic tarps over it. oh no. yeah, then in the summer you get like stuck to it. yeah, my balls will stick to it and stuff. why are you sitting on the couch with your balls out there man? we're gonna ask questions! what happens in this house stays in this house.
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