Quotes about “simultaneous salmonella”
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6298.36
it was a home invasion. i gotta remember they didn't really do anything wrong. skull? maybe they did do something wrong. what have you got in here? fairy bread? synthetic pork? i would not dare eat uncooked meat in an immersive simulator. i'll find myself with simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter. utility knife? that's fine. we're probably not gonna need our splint. give me this utility knife. equip it, please.
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2886.58
nice shot. nice cock. in 2077, you can become. by the way, does justin have simultaneous salmonella campylobacter infections right now? or is he just joking? is he trying to steal some valor? i don't even want to talk about it because i already know. like, just the way that we first saw it happening. i did almost die. like when i was on stream, people were like, you look like you're dying.
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1080.06
squeaks, don't um me, don't stare time me, wine time me, whatever it is. i went to your stream yesterday, i hadn't seen it a bit because we've been going through the ringer on nighttime davey stuff in particular. you look like you've been working out. you look like you've been working out. can i get an answer? so i don't feel like i'm just left alone on an island here. please don't tell me you had simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter infections.
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2038.94
i'm never gonna... i'm gonna eat as much cheese as i want, but i'm gonna count the number of leaves of spinach on my plate. like, it just... that seems like overly complicated and... it's one of those things that is like... it sounds easy, but i think it's actually hard. i think that the easy thing is just to be like, am i hungry? i'm not gonna eat. but then it's hard to get over your own psychology, obviously. or just get a simultaneous campylobacter salmonella infection. that's also true.
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63.06
that i had, and i guess to some extent still do until the course of antibiotics is over, i had simultaneous infections of both salmonella
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967.24
pretty good, how about you? pretty shit actually, i had a simultaneous salmonella. remember three weeks ago how i told you i had food poisoning? yeah, it turns out i actually had a severe simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter infection in my gut at the same time. i was in the hospital on tuesday, got a ct scan, a couple of stool samples and a blood test run. yeah, they say it doesn't really happen in canada very often. i might be like the first one.
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1191.04
here's some tamiflu. okay, get the fuck out of here. you're so annoying to be around. here's some tamiflu. get out of here. i got a dude with simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter infections to ignore. we're gonna give him his 18th colonoscopy to just verify really for real this time that he doesn't have ulcerative colitis.
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733.30
like she would have sustained injuries during childbirth that would have led to her death. and i was like, that's true. and then also like 16 months later, i would have died of simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter infection and my child would have been an orphan. i gotta like give it up today for modern medicine or even like, you know, 18th century medicine. big ups to 18th century, 19th century medicine for making sure that my daughter still has both of her parents.
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1281.82
wait, did he just say he's had diarrhea for two and a half consecutive weeks? but the shorts though, the shorts. i'm alive. i'm dead. explain leg rod. well, my thinking is that my simultaneous campylobacter salmonella infection
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1478.88
i got diagnosed with a simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter infection that had been raging inside of my gut and intestines for three weeks. i still think it's so funny that like, uh...
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412.32
yeah, i got hit by the punch thing. i wasn't patient enough. i gotta tell you i took it personally last week when you and sips got wins and then you guys were you were going in on me yeah, i was just having a laugh having a giggle. well, it turns out i is simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter infections just so you know, so
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4668.320
you need marion gabbard to come back, man, and coach the fucking team or something. that's crazy. timberwolves are mogging the lakers though. it's not the timberwolves. it's literally just ant, okay, who might be the illegitimate son of michael jordan, because i saw this side by side and it's very compelling. but also, luca had simultaneous salmonella and campolo back there. so literally, consider yourself lucky that he's even... i'm not going to say the name of the company.
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