Quotes about “simultaneous infections”
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2886.58
nice shot. nice cock. in 2077, you can become. by the way, does justin have simultaneous salmonella campylobacter infections right now? or is he just joking? is he trying to steal some valor? i don't even want to talk about it because i already know. like, just the way that we first saw it happening. i did almost die. like when i was on stream, people were like, you look like you're dying.
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1080.06
squeaks, don't um me, don't stare time me, wine time me, whatever it is. i went to your stream yesterday, i hadn't seen it a bit because we've been going through the ringer on nighttime davey stuff in particular. you look like you've been working out. you look like you've been working out. can i get an answer? so i don't feel like i'm just left alone on an island here. please don't tell me you had simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter infections.
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i didn't mean it like that, okay? before and after simultaneous campylobacter infections. i'm looking like a before photo because my $2,000 bike wouldn't connect to the damn internet this morning. i can feel my basal metabolic rate falling because i didn't get any high intensity interval training this morning with ed sheeran in the background to get me pumped up for all the day's laborious tasks. best emoji on the phone. i feel like i like the
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63.06
that i had, and i guess to some extent still do until the course of antibiotics is over, i had simultaneous infections of both salmonella
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1191.04
here's some tamiflu. okay, get the fuck out of here. you're so annoying to be around. here's some tamiflu. get out of here. i got a dude with simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter infections to ignore. we're gonna give him his 18th colonoscopy to just verify really for real this time that he doesn't have ulcerative colitis.
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2477.70
hey chat, my doctor called me, i finally got my diagnosis. omg what was it? it turns out i had simultaneous infections of ligma and sugma at the same time. crickets. and no appreciation for the streamer for trying to liven up the atmosphere a little bit.
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yeah, i got hit by the punch thing. i wasn't patient enough. i gotta tell you i took it personally last week when you and sips got wins and then you guys were you were going in on me yeah, i was just having a laugh having a giggle. well, it turns out i is simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter infections just so you know, so
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3294.58
i get that this is for petty grievances, but at the same time like how did here's what i want i want you to make a follow up post it's like how i got to be 35 years old with two kids and the biggest thing going on in my life right now is like i'm having a feud with a kindergarten teacher over school supplies. you haven't had simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter infections recently clearly? you'd haven't done colonoscopy prep recently?
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528.32
maybe? i don't know. for now, why don't you just let me have food stay fresher longer and keep that status on? hey troy salmon, welcome back. thanks for the gifted subscriptions. hope everything's going well. can i get like two simultaneous bacterial infections? excuse me. it's a little too close to home. i really want an extra holding station. okay, i'm out of upgrades. that's fine. i don't need to customize my truck anymore. i'm ready to go to the
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that's why i only do the mini because i don't want to like do the mega and you guys would just think that i'm like flexing. so i just do the mini so you only get like a minute of it. why would you have an open cup next to your toilet? seems dangerous. oh what you think i'm gonna get like two simultaneous bacterial infections that completely override my gut flora and nearly lead to me being hospitalized? no shot bro, i'm built different. next image, dying alien from men in black that has the
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also, like i don't know. i was a little offended that i wasn't even being recognized in chat because it's like valor in chat have you ever seen valor in chat people aren't talking about anything like i'm trying to get in there. i'm like hey let's get some let's get this party started hey, chad, my doctor called me. i really i got finally got my diagnosis omg what was it? it turns out i had simultaneous infections of ligma and sogma at the same time. oh
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1275.68
while i was dueling simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter infections, i wasn't feeling cognitively at my best, but as my strength and, you know, joie de vivre turns, absolutely. absolutely some chess and some geoguesser. ftl? we reached a problem with ftl last time. which is that like we had a lot of runs where like things did not go well.
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2161.02
everything everywhere all at once. written from the perspective of my toilet during my simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter infections. everything everywhere all at once. a story from the perspective of a subway sandwich artist asking how much mayonnaise the person wants on their tuna surprise. everything everywhere all at... okay, sorry, i'm done, i'm done. you know...
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1024.48
simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter infections from foodborne illness in june and early july. it got to the point where, and stop me if you've heard this before because many people are sick of hearing about it, but it was like a really important experience of my life. it got to the point where like after a couple weeks of experiencing symptoms, i had a spreading red mark that
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