Quotes about “simon and the chipmunks”
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Does the Necromancer do anything or... (Mewgenics)
- 1895.800 well, i can end your life so i think i'm gonna do it even though maybe it's better to use like blindness on a boss, whatever. finishing a fight around early might be worth something. who's getting the best heal? i mean honestly a lot of people say theodore but i think it's simon because it's the first time he's ever gotten a heal. straight up. alvin, i mean, i mean he's the frontman. he's the singer bro. come on bro, why'd you say that? you don't think that alvin and the chipmunks were getting pussy on their world tour? Search ↗
I stand corrected (Trickshot Simulator)
- 11110.30 old person in your life who forces you to succeed at all costs. it's nothing like simon and the chipmunks though, you're right, you're right. it's not like that shit at all. i gotta say man, it's looking pretty likely we're gonna have to come back to this tomorrow. no, god, no. you could be clicking on buttons as heads ship sit right now. you could be increasing your iron production. sorry. Search ↗
honey i shrunk the stream - Bits and Banter [02/03/2025]
- 5500.96 yeah, i it was my first build back into reality tv in a long time and it was something. i'm trying not to man, look where my options are! i thought everyone was talking about this show weird because like, someone fucked their mom or something? that's milf manor, nobody fucked their mom. oh, that's milf manor, okay. but the boys on the show were the kids of the moms on the show. it felt like it i never saw milf manor, but it felt like it had the same vibe. it has the same vibes as simon and the chipmunks. Search ↗
going taken mode - Bits and Banter [12/11/2023]
- 5843.40 number 18, kaput from the destroyer album of the same name. number 19, graceland by paul simon. number one album of 1986 in my opinion. number 20, tom sawyer by rush from moving pictures. okay, there's the top 20 right there. now i stopped there because 24 is bad romance by the chipmunks and the chipettes from alvin and the chipmunks chipwrecked. i didn't want to get down there. now admittedly right below that, the tallest man, the broadest shoulders by sufjan stevens. Search ↗
That's funny (Super Auto Pets)
- 986.68 number 18, kaput from the destroyer album of the same name. number 19, graceland by paul simon. number one album of 1986 in my opinion. number 20, tom sawyer by rush from moving pictures. okay, there's the top 20 right there. now i stopped there because 24 is bad romance by the chipmunks and the chipettes from alvin and the chipmunks chipwrecked. i didn't want to get down there. now admittedly right below that, the tallest man, the broadest shoulders by sufjan stevens. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [12⧸10⧸15]
- 6424.160 the bank of simon. i think they're thinking of the chipmunks. no. what's that guy think? 7 minutes in kevin? i'm not ready for that. that's a film i'm sure. no! i shot a ufo. it exploded right in the one square that could free the shopkeeper from his vault. so i jumped out of the way to try to not get shot and just fell to the bottom of planet earth. so i guess now we will try for a speedrun. Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [January 25th, 2017]
I thought it would never happen... (Super Auto Pets)
- 30.88 what the heck is this? you know what? i have a theory. we'll be the innocent chipmunks. unlike alvin, theodore and simon, they know what they did. i'm not just saying that because i look like the bad guy from alvin and the chipmunks movie as many people on tiktok have told me. ian? ian, is that you? my theory is you could do honey at the end of this. Search ↗
You won't catch me traveling back to 1926 (Sporcle)
- 0.72 you know you're getting a good deal if you go to the auto body shop and you see this in the reflection behind the person typing in your information. one thing meat loaf won't do for love, that. two twins in alice in wonderland. tweedle dee and tweedle dum. three singing chipmunks. alvin, simon, theodore. oh, here we go. four major golf championships. the masters. the players championship. excuse me, the players championship. Search ↗