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599.640
sorry, i might have been too much. it feels like if you shot him with a gun he would say like, well that's your truth. yeah, yeah. if that's your truth, you gotta live that truth. you have an obligation to the truth fairy to live your truth. yeah, and then someone in the room would go... don't take your truth tooth and put a truth dollar under your truth pillow. and then someone in the room would turn and go, um, that just happened.
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1271.260
what a shot. oh, you can do multiple shirts. that's so cool. yeah, they just start going up as time goes on. i'm pre firing my shirts. well, it seems like if they all want shirts, they should just all jump up at the same time. they should just all be jumping, yeah. you know? and who doesn't want a shirt? oh, we own that side. we own it. yeah, that wasn't good for my side. i feel like we... i think we...
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388.660
ooh, i'm on the fairway. give me that fade. that was a fucking sexy shot, dude. that was a sexy ass shot. did you do it like under the legs or something? we like just barely missed the tree and curved around it. it was like it weaved through the forest a little bit. let's not do that again, bear. you're a disc bender. we've made this a mistake. twice in a row. let's not do it in a fair time.
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2835.160
that's pretty, that's on a, ooh birdhouse. oh here we go, the straddle. oh, couldn't get it. this thing really curves like crazy. wait. oh no, not the water. oh it was an all time legendary shot too. ooh. lost you. no pressure, no pressure, no pressure. watch this natural fade bro. it's like a red frisbee, what the heck? you're making fun of my felon?
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2918.900
let me spin and throw this shit like a like yeah, or not a shot. yeah, yeah oh, oh, oh that was a beautiful thing it got really close the bucket hat and shirt combo is really yeah it really is i was i was throwing a frisbee 90 meters in the fourth grade easy it's all about it's just knowing how to put spin on it bro. sit on it and spin
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3561.420
yeah, showing up the range of my mozambique. yes, sir. let's try 59. too much. a little too much juice. i'm being spammed by people telling me to go lower on my shot. just so you know, on the drive. like lower angle? yeah, lower angle. people are saying lower angle on the drive will help you. does it have like a lift?
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3650.700
i'm so pissed off right now. i almost chained it. i can't stop going out of bounds, man. he almost hit the shot of a lifetime there. oh, you fucking asshole. it was actually a beautiful fucking shot too. i think there should be a motive. this is just whoever gets in the basket first. yeah, like a speed run. yeah. mario golf style. doesn't matter how long or how many. the green line is the fade. no kidding.
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226.260
i'm just gonna move to lie. that's where i lie about how good my shot was. kind of an op strategy in truth or dare too. a lot of people be like, oh dude, dare, cause i don't want to tell the truth. buddy, just say truth and then make something up. yeah, you can just lie. they don't know. it's a secret. what if i did this? i dare you to tell the truth. oh, wait, wait. buddy, i'm getting close on these approaches. i love the idea of like streamer truth or dare.
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591.340
don't get in the water buddy. there we go. you know what? the other thing i like about disc golf courses is that you, god that hair is just disgusting man. he's really not happy with it. i threw it to the other side of the park. the other thing i love about the disc golf game is that like in golf when your shot sucks, you're like, oh, i'm in the rough. but in disc golf, when it sucks, you're like, what the fuck? i'm like between the concession stand and the gazebo. you gotta stand on the fence.
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1267.540
ooh, i'm on the fairway. give me that fade. that was a fucking sexy shot, dude. that was a sexy ass shot. right behind the tree. no. did you do it like under the legs or something? we like just barely missed the tree and curved around it. it was like it weaved through the forest a little bit.
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2090.040
it can't be that serious, right? because i heard his wife like is in china or something like that. so is justin. obviously like for her, she must be okay. he must have dropped her a text or something that was like, don't worry about it. don't let it ruin your trip. god, you look so stupid with that fucking visor on man. he's so pink. me? your pink boy. beautiful shot. real redhead. this is gonna be
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2154.380
you're in the tree, you're in the tree, you're in the tree. i'm in the tree. it's crazy to think that this is like the angle people had as the last thing they saw before they died. that was a great shot man. thank you. watch this. this could actually do some damage. this was gorgeous. that's a good throw. i like that one. fucking trees. that was holy. that was actually quite good. quite good. quite good, murphy. very good, sir. what kind of milk is that?
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2183.860
what kind of milkshake do you think he would drink right up? i mean this is like the late 1800s there's no shot they had anything but like chocolate right? chocolate sassafras or something? do you think that's why he jumped right to it? it's just like it's a new thing he's just like yeah yeah yeah i'll drink your milkshake that's how furious i am with you. it's a faaaaad. butterscotch is so good. i love those old english flavors man.
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4877.840
my frisbee hit the ground and then rose into the air as if it had been given a second shot by jesus christ. it was so, like it touched the ground and then it went like, boop! bro, he fucking unlocked the christian frisbee before we could. that's messed up. i know the number one disc golf player in the world has like, god first in his twitter profile, right? it just seems like so guaranteed. or at least like a babelfish sticker.
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5182.140
it's ridiculous. dude, someone posted the other day like he's still making royalties from home alone 2. he made like 80 some thousand dollars. really? yeah. that's crazy. that's why i don't watch this shit. of all the things he's done that maybe pisses me off the most because i'm like, that's a salary. yeah, he did just say the islamic republic of japan. i told this story yesterday. we had 111 missile shot.
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1897.300
your one shot. it showed justin and then it was me. it's kind of fucked up that i thought you did a fucking horrible and i beat you by one. you flew into a bomb and everything. i really thought i was doing okay. well, excuse me for not being. he doesn't has no idea how to hit that job. yeah, i do. dang it. did well excuse me actually come from the cartoon or okay.
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6033.860
nice. well, he's not really stuck in the 80s. i think the show is from like the maybe the ladies or the early 90s. i think it was. yeah, that sounds right somewhere. that sounds right. and i also think if i were to meet him today, he would be still stuck in the 80s. yeah, he was exactly the same. what a shot. holy shit. oh, damn.
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6094.260
i think they might have broken some of them. damn, what a shot. oh yeah, i didn't even notice the little pins on the edge. fuck! wait, ryan missed those too and still won. i'm showing everyone my whole ass. yeah, didn't you say you were going to do that yesterday? i was watching the stream. i did, i did. you did. damn, you guys wanted any tips?
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1784.660
put him in the garbage. what the hell? no, i think he beat you put him in the garbage. not today motherfucker. i didn't that second shot was not me. i'm sorry i have to i killed them. i have to rest them. you're chill.
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3403.440
than i don't get. order 66, i'll take 66. that's crazy. kate, they did you dirty on that one. i think you got shot by two turrets at the same time. oh my gosh. no mob? oh, never mind. that's just a problem. oh, one of the customers was trying to mob. that's how you know your restaurant's fucked up. okay.
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169.400
you can always do, i don't know if you got to this point in the tutorial, but you can do a run up. yeah, i was gonna mention the run up. by setting up your shot with rb and then your dude will take a running start. but you gotta time your shot with the meter on the right side. you know, i didn't know about the run up. you can also do the angle on the shot to get it a nice curve value. oh, that's not good. that's not going to curve. raise the chains.
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368.580
that's the most crazy shot, man. i don't know why i was running up on that one. why does it say i'm spectating? because you are. did it just tell me to like go to hell? did you get timed out maybe? oh, maybe. i don't know. i certainly didn't put it in. yeah, in golf as well, you're not allowed to keep trying forever. okay, so remind me, the numbers underneath the disc are the speed and then what are the other three? i don't remember the order of them.
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530.580
i'll get the hang of my disk. a little too much. i'm just literally the whole reason i'm playing this. someone is gonna hit a crazy hole in one today. we're cliff farming big time, yeah. i can't wait, man. i hit the post like under the basket off my tee shot. it was very nice. oh, left bumper gives you like an overhead, which is nice. yeah, very important.
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893.160
my options were no hair or this hair. the color of the hair is like that of a 55 year old man. yeah, the wellness billionaire, the one with the the aura cock ring. i'm the wellness billionaire. yes, brian johnson. brian johnson hair. you got a new autoimmune disease though. he did. he did indeed. i talk about this shot is for him actually.
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1027.500
good number, goodness. i'm just gonna throw it really high up there and see what happens. pretty anti american not to be measuring an imperial feat, justin. that really curved into the wall. it like, it went, it made like a u turn. i'm just gonna move to lie. that's where i lie about how good my shot was. kind of an op strategy and truth or dare too.
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1082.140
it'd just be a call of people lying. yeah, i mean, what's the difference? well, it sounds normal. sounds normal to me. game's hard. i'm gonna get the hang of this. yeah, i like that. i like a hard game. it's just taking me a little getting used to not having the line, but i don't want the line. i think i prefer it, yeah. i'm glad it's not there. motherfucker. it feels so good when you don't have the line, but you lay the shot perfectly.
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1189.360
but it's going so far left! why? i'm gonna figure this out someday. it had like one inch of uh... like the line was dead straight except for a tiny little inch of it going left and it went like a thousand feet to the left. no, no, no, no, no, no, dude, no! i can't. well cancel this shot, are you crazy? yeah, i aimed at... okay. out of bounds again, that's not good. the hell was that? not again. also not the throw. now it's saying it's gonna hook that way. i feel like this isn't like a bad...
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2250.920
it'll change. i'll take that first. i'm a real maverick. that first shot. i'll take it. i'm a felon. escape. maverick. i'm a felon right now. watch this. the names are so good, man. oh, i fucked it. okay, didn't matter. beautiful. oh yeah. starting with the birdie. kind of like justin's day.
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2517.620
don't get in the water buddy. there we go. you know what? the other thing i like about disc golf courses is that you, god that hair is just disgusting man. he's really not happy with it. it drew me off man. i threw it to the other side of the park. the other thing i love about the disc golf game is that like in golf when your shot sucks, you're like, oh, i'm in the rough. but in disc golf when it sucks, you're like, what the fuck? i'm like between the concession stand and the gazebo. you gotta stand on the fence. oh no, i'm just looking at the back of my own neck.
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2585.080
this is going this is going in not the willow not the will between the branches of the willow i just i have such a hard time judging how how much stick to put on this still i gotta i gotta get in the stick zone i just i do 100% all the time. yeah, i feel like almost every shot is 100 yeah, but this thing's 31 meters away and if i go full power it's gonna go flying past it if you're if you're in a push that might be right about
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166.520
i just can't seem to get the... and uh, well yeah i sure i would like to. i would like to but okay yeah sure with whose time bro? you'll get it one day. you'll get it one day. same way i didn't think i'd ever be separating my laundry. but then some one time you separate your laundry and you go damn the lights are looking crispy and the colors are looking vivid. no shot i'll ever do that? you'd be surprised what you'll do.
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635.160
it fit really well. so i was wearing it for a while. mostly, i mean, i was like 17 when i got it, so it was mostly ironic. but also my parents wouldn't let me call the number and vote for ryan because it costs like 50 cents every time you voted or something like that. no shot, bro. it costs money. yeah, man, it costs my participating charges may apply. i need a video essay to tell me if that was like the real way that american idol made all their money.
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1683.800
i would think when you get to seven inches you would start calling it big dick. if six is average there's no shot that someone who's got a seven incher is going to be like i have an average size dick. it's more of a vibe. that's probably true because there probably is a composite with like versus how much extra meat you've got in the pubis region. i gave you like a quantifiable, i just realized there's a bald dude getting this fucking shit rocked on this card. i never even noticed that. that's what they would do to me after my first lecture at streamer university man.
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71.000
okay, we're probably not gonna beat this person. but that's like, i mean, let me say it. if you'll allow me to say it, that's par for the course. now on this, i think we want the disc that bites back. aim low, embrace your natural fade. lean into your natural fade and throw that shit right out onto park avenue. wait, i wanna see her shot though. that's crazy. 75 meters, crazy wind. the wind is gonna work with the fade.
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123.980
love that approach though. love everything about that approach and then any putt from there. you just don't overthink it 140 meters i think we're gonna be looking at curving this way with a run up i think we want to get it past the tree and then have it curve in the other direction i trust this angle right now just the way we drew it up their shot was insane though their shot was even better that that was pretty good man
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171.800
okay, now this is the kind of shot i've historically struggled with a lot. let's let the wind take this one. just getting the feel for it. under the picnic table, that's going to be a difficult lie. and then we dunk. oh! the wind ain't that strong. buddy, do you have ears? you have ears, right? it's a gale force wind. gentle breeze, my ass. absolutely textbook. i mean, they're locked in with the putts. there's not much i can do when their short game's that good, but still way hole in one potential.
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671.480
i see that retro avatar, i know i'm dealing with a real gamer. i've made a huge mistake. please just get over the rock. this is a push. with a push from this far away, you aim a little high. ooh, we were in the ballpark. no surprise there. okay, the three normies were right in the mixture. 192 meters. this one you got to watch out for. with the wind going that way, i don't mind the curve in this direction, but i also... this is a hard shot, man.
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768.080
this one you really just don't want to overshoot it. wow, that's a hell of a roll! i could absolutely live with that. huge. 80 meters. can i say something insane? full run up shot with the fucking putter and get it over the tree. did not get over the tree, but we had a good idea in there. oh shit. rattle this cage, rattle this cage. alright. yeah, but it's a tight game here. 111 meters.
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927.280
beautiful news for a guy like me. watch the branch, i'll live with that. stop fucking rolling you churlish frisbee! okay, me and akronov are tied. akronov, truce, okay? because we gotta get... you and me, we gotta catch papa jay. check this shit out. yeah, we're gonna curve it through the fucker. and i'll just say it, man. maybe straight in the fucking hole. can i say something? maybe the most tactical shot i've ever made in my entire life. fucked up the putt, but still.
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984.140
akhernov missed the mandatory shot. no, no, no. then he's banging the chain box, bro. 90 meters. you don't want a driver for that one. that's crazy. you want to be running mid range with a run up? and then the natural fade is beautiful. let me see. it's right there, huh? give me something like this. hang on. we need our run up back. give me a 90%... oh, it's automatically 100% with the run up, huh? whatever. we take those. just aim low. beautiful.
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1030.540
oh, no, no, no, no, no. it has to be on the green. damn, acronov plus six. but wait, wait, wait. i'm in the mix again. 86 meters. follow me crazy if you must. i actually kind of like here, curve it around the tree with like an 80% shot.
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1071.520
natural fade takes us around the tree, gives us a perfect fucking lie on the green. no, that's... that would have been fucking cruel. given how quality that shot was, that roll would have been fucking cruel. we deserve that one for sure. damn, me and papa jay. final hole, stroke for stroke, with hole in one potential. on 83 meters, you're not gonna get it around that tree like that. you gotta put a little fade on it. no hoy this time, i'm afraid. me and akronov had the same idea.
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1430.380
oh, waited way too long. clipped at literally the same thing i did last time we had this hole. although the second shot ain't too bad. 95 meters with a light breeze. wait, this is actually... you're gonna think i'm crazy, but this is sinkable. well, that's not gonna do it, but it's gonna get us pretty close. oh, it's gonna get us very close!
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1537.960
didn't fly the way i thought it would. i knew it was gonna hit the fucking branches, man. motherfucker! chris parillo mentioned is crazy. bro, what are you, you got a problem with locker gnome? that's my goat. i love this shot. exactly the way we drew it up. absolutely beautiful. 97 meters with a downhill. i'm the type of beast that plays this one a little mid range. and then it always flies straighter than you expect. and further, unfortunately.
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1883.360
very g wha it caught a it caught a jet stream! it caught a jet stream! it was otherwise a perfect shot! motherfucker, man. i mean this one this one's gotta spin. we gotta do some crazy shit here. i'm so i wish it weren't like this. you gotta admit, that was pretty fucking good. and we're literally winning the lobby, holy shit. just by virtue of playing a little defensively, invert the spin. and then we're gonna send the beast for quite a distance. i'll tell you that.
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2109.820
i really thought it was gonna fall a lot faster than that. horrible throw. it's falling apart. oh my god, are you trolling? are you fucking trolling? i didn't even see my score. plus one. three strokes back! and we gotta wait, you gotta go through the center this time. wait, am i gonna nut up and be the beast that i know i can be? like counteracting my natural fucking fade with a straight ass shot? oh, i am. i'm not!
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2178.260
what the fuck? strong breeze my ass. huge putt though, huge putt. someone else is gonna fuck it up harder. okay, we're only four strokes back with three holes to play. 169 meters, need a crazy shot on this one. that's a crazy shot right there. the wind is whoa, we got a little s curve going on there. ain't no party like an s curve party. you don't want no no no, i fucked it up!
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2285.740
they're really out here doing the most. okay, imagine the aura when you nail this shot perfectly. it's literally harder to hit the tree than it is to get it in the hole, so i'm pretty impressed with myself. no shot, there's no chance. there's no chance. 110 meters through the fucking forest, huh? not end over end all the way down the hill. with the putter,
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2353.360
the putter and this kind of crazy wind, i want a hard shot. and then the wind pulls it back. dude, you can, i can land the shot with a real frisbee. that, that felt right. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. okay, we got one more. we got one more in us before we were in this massive mecha chameleon lobby. easily got one more in us. we started so strong too. aster! two of your three roller throws went ob this round. bro, i was not trying to throw a roller shot. 15 million copies on mecha, kind of crazy.
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1474.600
ungrateful ass extraterrestrials 27 i got what the fuck why were we getting shot okay we gotta recharge this beast man
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1619.740
okay, no, this is a good. we get like two burger people. there are burger patties. one's on odd. oh, genius. front of house. you know what i mean? i think i think i need to streamline this process. yeah. one patty, one lettuce, one. watch out. i think someone's about to get shot. it worked. okay. okay. wrong guy. he's looking at the wrong order.
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1347.140
we need to see this one through to its conclusion and then go in on the next one. it's got to be nothing. okay, just let us know. 1800 days. 1800 days from now i'll be happy to share the information. for now it wouldn't be responsible of me. huge. he's gonna forget. no shot. not gonna happen. this is an unforgettable story. let me put it this way. 8th of july 2031. i might even give it to you in four and a half years because in the summertime, i mean my daughter's gonna be on summer vacation probably so you know it could be like
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1570.940
no shot i'd be making fun of you for falling asleep during the minions movie. i'm not even paying attention to the cards i'm playing. i asked how long was the movie and you said uh about 25 minutes. that's not making fun of you. i was making a comment about how the movie literally waited until it was 90 minutes and one seconds long. they literally just needed to get the the stamp of approval from the mpaa that it was feature film length and then they were like okay work's done. that's not a knock on you at all.
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2059.360
if six is average, there's no shot that someone who's got a seven incher is gonna be like, i have an average sized dick. it's more of a vibe. that's probably true because it probably is a composite with like versus how much extra meat you've got in the pubis region. it's entirely vibe based. i don't know. i mean, like i thought i gave you an honest answer. everyone wants me to like die or whatever because of what i said.
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