Quotes about “shoe”
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like, i'm assuming the toenails, most people want them to be trimmed if i had to guess. it's just the shape. i'm sure there's gotta be something more to it. i don't know. you got your first boner at foot locker or something like that. spend a lot of time in shoe stores when you're a kid because your feet are growing like crazy. i mean, it's a perfectly plausible explanation, i guess. it's gotta be good for the overall economy that there are foot guys out there. because isn't it like how furry
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he's offering up a red jewel as a prize. the jewel of she king beyer? let me guess, you'd like to get your hands on it? lost it in a bet to him. i want it back. get it for me and i'll make it worth your while. you'll find him next to the shoe stall to the right of the fight pit.
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oh come on mid he's gonna be left gate oh he could be going up with apps i don't know what the fuck they're doing i hear them what motherfucker apartment they planned on b i think so they planted on b whatever we get this one you killed my wife you motherfucker motherfucker man i saw his shoe motherfucker oh my god
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oh shit oh good try very good try i like how me talking but i don't hear him so i have no idea what they say i hear them what?! apartment they planned on b? i think so they planted on b whatever we get this one you killed my wife you motherfucker motherfucker man i saw his shoe motherfucker i was looking at chat
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look at it for 10 seconds and try to memorize as much as possible. oh no no no no no. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. i can do this. time's up. yep. now, tell me what the symbols were in the bottom corners. starts with shoot the devil. it was an umbrella and a stiletto shoe
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it's umbrella and crown. umbrella and crown. and that's correct. we get those. you have to, i remember that you have to create a story. so it was like pistol, bullet, pitchfork. so i said, i shot the devil. and then the second one was like diamond knife skull. and all i thought about was that's what it would look like if you killed someone with an expensive knife in counter strike. and then the bottom to me was devil wears prada. it was like umbrella shoe crown or something like that. i just remembered devil wears prada, devil wears prada.
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growth market a because i think they're making more of us and b because i don't think it's an untapped niche right now. every time i've ever been to a shoe store and i've been like, here's how i walk, everyone goes, i've never seen this before. i've never seen this before in my entire life. you ever try high heels? it's called heels. this is why
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yep. starts with shoot the devil. it was an umbrella and a stiletto shoe. it's umbrella and crown. we get those. i remember that you have to create a story. so it was like pistol, bullet,
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pitchfork. so i said, i shot the devil. and then the second one was like diamond knife skull. and all i thought about was that's what it would look like if you killed someone with an expensive knife in counter strike. and then the bottom to me was devil wears prada. it was like umbrella shoe crown or something like that. i just remember devil wears prada, devil wears prada. and a home needs things that really mean something. and a beat up flea market poster does? oh, that's rich. this is a collector's piece. very rare.
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footwear for people who walk on their toes seems like a growth market to me. growth market a because i think they're making more of us and b because i don't think it's an untapped niche right now. every time i've ever been to a shoe store and i've been like here's how i walk, everyone goes i've never seen this before. i've never seen this before in my entire life. you ever try high heels? it's called heels. this is why
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if you see a dude with a big bushy beard and his shirt is tucked into his pants and his pants are up really high and his belt is like it's a brown belt on jeans with like black patent leather shoes with a fucking chunky toe not a pointed toe like an italian shoe but a fucking square ass toe and he's got his phone clipped to his belt
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i should at least be able to name one song by steely dan. if you see a dude with a big bushy beard and his shirt is tucked into his pants and his pants are up really high and his belt is like, it's a brown belt on jeans with like black patent leather shoes with a fucking chunky toe, not a pointed toe like an italian shoe but a fucking square ass toe and he's got his phone clipped to his belt
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oh, i have bomb. okay, i'll go b. i'll go b. ooh, a big dog. well, i'm gonna win a for you. i think i saw the last one, ct. okay, guy just said a. yeah. i see his shoe. we literally got both sites just to prove that we fucking could. yep. corey's gone beast mode, man. because i'm hungry. it does help. a little hunger helps. and like one too many coffees.
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