Quotes about “shirt pool”
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416.140
have you ever seen a movie where ben stiller takes his shirt off, man? i don't know, maybe age 60 he's just in good shape, but like even through his mid 40s, dude was fucking jacked, man. have you seen in meet the parents when they make him wear the speedo to play volleyball in the swimming pool? he has like an eight pack, man. he's supposed to be an everyman. he has an eight pack. he's toned, not jacked. he has an eight pack. what do you mean he's toned?
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1451.04
the back's just like, it's most of the time it doesn't matter because i'm not taking my shirt off like at a public pool or something like that because i'm not going to a public pool. but i may find myself at a pool next week and as a result i'm not going to be the guy who's wearing his shirt at the pool. why do you think i'm doing 90 minutes of cardiovascular exercise seven days a week? i don't know, i'll figure it out. plus you're snatched. i'm just going to be honest, i don't know what that means but i'm going to say thank you. maybe i shouldn't, i don't know what it means. i don't know what it means.
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7018.160
but actually is not about to get recognized. like at pax, probably like four years ago, kate and i played in like a side event for magic the gathering and one of the dudes in my pool who i got matched with in round one was wearing a binding of isaac shirt and i was like 100% this dude's gonna
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2863.640
yeah, because what are you going to do be the dad who's like not going to take his shirt off in the pool? that's even more of an aura losses to like abstain from the competition. okay, so as kate said, like we're like, cuz i like i'm not i'm not gonna make any, any stereotypical judgments, but typically, people who
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652.84
let me let me just describe a t shirt that an ancillary character that is nameless in the movie wears i so in like the first or second seniors they're walking around this like apartment pool this kids wearing like a white yellow shirt with two pigs on it one's in a compromising position the other one says making the bacon you just cemented. i will i will not say this film just watch it. has he'd ever seen it? absolutely not
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419.66
i mean it's not like you're gonna be like fighting anyone or yeah i don't want to like i don't want to take my shirt off at the pool party and everyone go like yo that's crazy it was more like you know if like a rock falls on somebody maybe i'll be able to help like hoist it off and people will be like yeah to pick up their dead corpse if no maybe it only fell on like their legs or something oh i got you like our rock fell like you really it doesn't have to be a boulder i did not say a boulder
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1409.380
but also, has anyone here seen blood simple recently? when they hold up the picture of dan hideo at the swimming pool and he has no shirt on, that's the closest facsimile to my actual body hair pattern. librarian, if you could pull that image of the image up, that is the... i was... finally, some fucking representation on film. i was like, there's a motherfucker who actually looks like me.
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2942.840
that's like one of the worst days of your life in middle school when you go to like a pool party and then you take off your shirt to get in the pool and you got like a little belly and then you look around you and all your friends have abs and you're like well i guess i missed the fucking memo i guess we all got abs now huh? this is a substantial aura loss for me at the pool party. been there?
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2977.980
shirt in the pool. you can't do, even if you're not comp, i don't mean this to be rude, you can wear a rash guard in the pool these days to not get a sunburn. in the eighth grade in 02, you had to choose. if you were a little chubby in the eighth grade, you had to choose. no shirt in the pool, everybody knows you're chubby anyway, you can pretend to be confident. fake it till you make it or shirt in the pool get made fun of.
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3022.420
but in the eighth grade in 02, you didn't have those options. that's true, you should wear a shirt in the pool when you have abs. and then when they're like, take your shirt off, okay, be careful what you wish for. but if you have an audi, that's just a bad role. you can recover from an audi.
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2994.96
like stickier when it's hot out and i don't have a shirt on uh huh if i had a pool or something or you know even a deck dude you gotta get a pool. well. i can't because if i had a hundred thousand oh yeah, hundred thousand dollars to do something stupid with maybe one day playing the same seed on purpose well i'm just playing until
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474.320
and it would just be a hole in the ground surrounded by vape shops and penguin pickup ups stores and stuff like that. have you addressed wearing the skin tight shirt on the infinity pool? bro, you need to not get like skin cancer, man. i don't care how fit you are, you gotta be wearing a rash guard, bro. i am a swim shirt type of bro. i don't wanna get like melanoma, bro.
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