Quotes about “shave head”
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i'm 12 years old. i don't know, maybe it'll just never end. i just look like a bald 12 year old. it's hard for me to believe you're under 30. i know dude, i've been getting that since i was 19. do you mean shave your head or shave your beard? shave, well, i mean the head a little bit but definitely the face. you're just not a beard guy, huh? i mean, i don't like to... it gets itchy and there's something about like, i don't know, there's like a connotation for a bald dude with a beard. i don't know what the connotation is.
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4255.42
cuz you got it like when you trim it, you gotta trim it all the same length and you gotta like keep the lines in your head of where you're doing it. when you shave, you just go brrrrrrrrr done. yeah, but you have to shave like all the time. like once every five days or something. like i'm just occasionally every now and again i go to get in the shower and i go, oh your cheeks are a little scruffy there bud. and then i go booz booz. and then i go great done. then it goes time to trim my face.
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youtuber lady, i don't know. youtuber lady, jenna marbles? lily superwoman? oh, did my internet die? fuck yeah. hello, welcome back. oh, hello. the secret to a healthy head of hair. get rid of it or shave it so it grows back twice as thick. what? he waits in bed for 20 years despite his family's poverty and then gets up in two seconds when charlie wins the trip to the chocolate factory. he's a grade a asshole.
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467.44
yeah, and apart from that you got everything you need to know brother. all right. wow this cup version of cobalt looks unique thanks guys. oh, what happened? i shaved my head and there's still it's been three days and they're still freaking out about shaved your head yeah buzz to clean off really yeah, i was like oh if we get 2700 sub today. i'll shave my head and then they were like oh, i'm gifting 200 subs real quick. okay, very selfish of them to be honest i know how dare they
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2986.58
sad story. you know what? it happens a lot, brother. it happens a lot. shaving your head's a fucking scam, man. i shaved that shit on friday. it's wednesday. i gotta shave that shit again. this shit is like return of the king. it won't end. it was functionally over like 19 years ago. but it just... they won't roll the fucking credits. why don't you laser? because it's fucking expensive and annoying.
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thanos would have had so much aura if he had like the horseshoe. like instead of being bald, he had like a fucking like darker purple ring around the side and the back of his head. would have been some good representation. i guess it's not realistic though, because he with the infinity stones, as soon as he got the reality stone, he wouldn't have to shave his head anymore. and he gets that on. he gets that from the collector, i think, which is pretty early in the movie. it's like less than halfway into the movie.
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163.84
i think straight off the bat here you're probably just gonna run like a 6 2 turtle. 7 2 turtle. yeah, this seems totally fine. we're right where we want to be on like the power curve right now. you're gonna steal my turtle's feint ability which is unfortunate but understandable. i mean everybody wants to rule the world. i've heard this from many authoritative sources. it's all right. dude, that's not that bad. we might draw this. how frequently do you shave your head?
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548.48
how often do you guys shave your faces? once a week. like completely like with the razor? no, like with the trimmer. i get the head and i get the face. i get it all in one go. in one go. oh, you don't shave, you don't like razor bleed your head? it's too much work and oftentimes... did you see that? i knew exactly where to throw it. oftentimes you cut
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478.56
now if at the end of it they're like, by the way, maria was real the whole time, then i'll be like, damn, i should have mourned. she was just a little quarked up. i think you're right. i think it might be a hochthamis by tess lue type situation. maria was a fembot the whole time. play sulfur or i will shave my head bald like you. i struggle sometimes as a streamer with remembering that every single person who types a message in chat is like a real individual with a
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1497.74
you say i'm losing my hair. i say you can rock the thinning hair in the widow's peak like vegeta style for a bit, but when it gets embarrassing you should shave it off. they go you don't understand. i have a weird head. i go you don't understand. everybody thinks they have a weird head. before i shaved my head i thought i had a weird head to be honest with you. i still think i have kind of a weird head, but it just like
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1874.22
i got bald cracks when i was in college for sure. but if you're in your mid to late 20s and you're gonna shave your head, dude, nobody cares. you know how many 20 to 30 year old bald men i see on a daily basis? not that many cuz i don't leave my house, but when i'm at the gym, i see at least half a dozen every time. and as you know, there were 30 people there today. perhaps even slightly more than 30. that is not worth it.
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