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that's why i was like you know. i thought i was going to be a pro basketball player i was like look at these i got like half of shaq's foot right here, but then the height never came i'm just like a normal sized man normal sized canadians are not like really good at basketball usually except steve nash but even he's like 6'3". hey chat ryan promised to do the 50 nug challenge of kate gets 400 subs really yeah, really yeah, i
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9784.380
oh fuck. it's like taking, you're not gonna take a freaking shaq over lebron. well i, maybe. for the personality. sure. it depends, are we talking in the prime? i mean, yeah, in the prime, of course in the prime. it depends on what kind of thing you're looking for, you know? shaq is a lot better at this point. i'm looking for shaq, so i pick shaq. 100%, you take lebron. i mean it depends, do i need a big man? do i already have like mj? you take the best player available, you fucking armchair gm. i disagree with that mentality. you take shaq sometimes.
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i don't like the best player available philosophy. you always say the best player available, you're gonna pass up a generational talent just to take, you know, some of that fills a need for your team. shaq is like one of the best big men that has ever played basketball. lebron is one of the best big men in general who's ever played. how many people have been in space jam? well like, shaq was in space jam. at least like 10 or 20. yeah? i don't think that's right. you don't think shaq was in space jam? no, i do.
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well he wasn't. was shaq in space jam? no. shaq was clearly not in space jam. shaq was not in space jam. yeah, you're the adults michael jordan. oh. you probably take michael jordan over shaq. he said, let me show you something. you go michael jordan over shaq. and then he did like the worst thing dunk ever is great. yeah.
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10550.560
same. something that has a needle or is a needle? i can't tell. hell yeah, the stamko slapper! don't roll me. something that has a needle. are we still on that? oh, a sewing machine! i typed syringe, so... i think it's not a bad answer. fuck it, we dunkin' boys. shaq style. you guys like shaq so much? yeah! why don't you shaq that shit out? i don't really want to. i have a cat, i should know what lions smell like? are you kidding me? finding a bike got you zero. my cat doesn't smell like a lion!
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it's like when movies try to terribly knock off the names of popular sodas. we're gonna name this spinite. this one... kirk. is this some shaq soda bullshit? no, i'm just speeding this up now. ford? oh, stop. you hit oil. oh, i thought you were drawing one of those hats that have the butt at the top.
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11604.600
did you know shaq had a soda brand? you knew this?
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and then i said, oh have you ever seen this shit? it's shaq soda. and then nick said, yeah it's shaq soda. and then all of a sudden yesterday he's talking up shaq soda like it's this thing he's never heard of before in his life. i remember that. i remember it, you bought us all along. you bought those banditas tortilla chips. oh my god, the curtain has been pulled back. well i ordered a four pack of shaq soda off the internet.
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dude, that was like a defining moment of our generation was that song. i hate it. it's the dude standing on the rocks and then free willy jumping over top of him and michael jordan michael jackson michael jordan jumps over it. michael jordan sinking the the great three pointer at the end of the flu game and michael jackson doing the moonwalk. and shaq just releases his new soda line called soda shaq. august schellenberg. yo!
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5435.900
i also have the shaq sodas. i have four shaq sodas in death rage right now. i have not tried them because i've been waiting for my mouth to recover enough that i can appreciate them properly. but i should save them for a stream. preferably a pokemon apex stream. both people that i know, including myself, that have had shaq soda have gotten sick immediately after, so... i was thinking about doing the 40 nug challenge because i feel like it's not that big of a deal.
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oh i think i said it actually. oh did you? i was so worried. i see it. oh what? i know that i said it because shaq was fucking crazy. oh i fucked it. i fucked it. we're fine. we're fine. everything's good. no you motherfucker. everything's fine. double boat. ah! god damn it. you kidding me? yo random per hole per hole all. per hole each.
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would you rather drink a coors or a shaq soda? i would rather drink a coors than a shaq soda. shaq soda is not as bad as i thought it was gonna be by the way. i did have some. i would rather drink like a coors than like a mountain dew though. the blueberry shaq soda was actually kind of good. i believe that. it's not something i would buy again, but like if it was a dollar and it was there... i i it's not so bad.
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931.840
but then it costs like 18 bucks because they have to import it. yeah. i don't know if i'm gonna buy an $18 coat. just get a shaq soda. strawberry flavor.
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9575.660
nobody knows another laker, dan. it's not gonna happen. hey, shaq! 24 is visible by 8. yeah, he's correct. he's right. we're unraveling the pieces. alright, so... number 3. what's number 3 of the lakers? 3 pointers? derek fisher. the best 3 point shooter in lakers history. oh, fisher! it's fisher! oh, you scared me. oh no, i thought it was. what? it's a crowbar or something.
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nick went right from the date to life. i don't know that there's anything else i can say that isn't a trap. dan sets the trap and your words put it in emotion. stop using that word. my chat. oh come on we don't use the word anymore! it's summer vacation and shaq got weird earlier than usual.
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but i wanna... i want it to work. you know what i mean? are you like, your computer's just frozen? well, i can do like everything, but like, goldeneye source has taken over my computer. oh yeah, that happens. like on just my one monitor. so like... i don't know. shaq, get out of the game! they combined charlie and blanca to a single character? just another day to pick up all the mayo. hello daniel.
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