Quotes about “shampoo”
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i can't seem to invite you, there's no option for it. i'm in the lobby, i can see you all, i just can't... i don't see you though. i can't even press b, i can't even get out of the menu. tomo, i'm sorry! i guess you gotta reset the game or something. yeah, i'm restarting it. you know what? i'm gonna do it too. scumbagoty wants to know what your favorite brand of shampoo is, ryan. he keeps asking it over and over! i don't use shampoo! you got me! you should just tell him what you use for your cats or something.
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to lure the dog into the bath you need egg rolls. number one was shampoo. yeah, number six is egg rolls. number eight is chicago. six was actually towel, which makes way more sense than dryer. do you think the nlss is an undertale? yes. i think it might be at this point, yeah. nice.
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you 100% slather soap. no, you lather soap. you lather or you don't slather. they're different. scrub monkey thinks they're a... wait, so is that... you lather your shampoo then? yeah! but you don't slather it. you can slather shampoo if you put too much up there. you know, i'll tell you what you do slather and that would be sunscreen. slather, i would agree. i think sunscreen is slatherable. apart from that, i think it only applies to sauces.
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the name of a shampoo for hippies. hemp and shoulders or weed. alright, well somebody just didn't try. a lot of clear victories here. i kind of hope weed wins now though because chat would do that. they're the kind of people.
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4364.140
i'm gonna influence the boat too much, but i racked my brain trying to come up with a shampoo related pun for hippies the herbal essences is already done i was gonna do grateful head, but it just or great man
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i had gotten like toothpaste and shampoo at that point. that was my moment in the store. so it was a very empty cart, so i think that's why the mistake was made. oh, you gotta put a sign on it then. oh bullshit, that's bullshit. yeah, you got served. sign said, please refrain. take in austin's cart, and fire that bag. cause he got out the butter crunch.
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like, people are weird, i get it, but like some of them are just like, what was the weirdest one? it was like combining poop and shoulders and all the like poop and shoulders and new shampoo.
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yeah the a literation sells it yeah good point i mean i hadn't considered that part of it a literation? i'm just playing with one literation what does the thin mint cereal taste like? look we're not talking about the cereal from the girl guide i wanna know yeah i'm actually kinda curious as well yeah i kinda wanna know as well yeah screw you canadian oh sorry guys this is ryan's show i'm not allowed to talk about it someone create like the worst cereal based off like a product that already exists or like a food that already exists shampoo cereal yeah
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50 really? i really don't know at all. like i've never seen people make that decision so i don't know. good point. i mean it's just logical to put your bat to the shower right? no i face it. whenever you see shampoo commercials people always seem to face the shower. i don't know why they do it. what are you shampooing? yeah i didn't really want to go there but you don't have i put soap on my face.
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yeah on your face yeah i guess you have a good point there you have to face the shower get that out huh yeah yeah all right higher did you go higher i went higher i think it's clear that the question i'd swerved me somehow shampoo out of your hair and fairness but oh i didn't get the axe thing either
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oh, bad start. bear, how do you shampoo your hair? with my hands. is there a different way? what else would you use? i'm just trying to get on the same level of questions we're asking. oh, okay. no, yeah. clearly we haven't missed a beat with the show. the first two segments were pretty good. i'm not trying to throw anybody under the bus. i'm not trying to suggest that this is any lower quality.
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if you know what i mean. jerking the loofah is actually code for fucking your mom, weirdly enough. this should be a jinx. it's a jinx, yeah. yep. that is, um... you guys put shampoo on your pubes?
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and there's no erase. if i could erase, i could at least use the base canvas color as another shade of white. exactly. this is not adolf hitler, chad. alright, i gotta go with cloudy day gray. it looks like... it does look like hitler has shampoo in. this is hitler with shampoo. hitler has shampoo in. oops. how do you... hair is too hard to draw, man. it's difficult at times, yeah.
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