Quotes about “sex with a man”
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3487.40
i thought there was like a... maybe this is something that i've learned from dateline that was just like a panic tale that never actually existed. but i thought it was like they were having oral sex parties and then you would like... there were color codes. no, those are rainbow parties, man. no, rainbow parties are different. those are real, man. but we, uh... oh, okay. i wouldn't know. i always thought there were like, um, there were color codes. so if you gave someone like, you come by and slap with a red band, it would be like, i'm gonna fucking kill you.
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1274.78
put it on in. okay, put it on in. yo, just a stack of cash. that's only 500. there's two stacks of cash. put it on in. put it on in. i got something for you. he's so welcoming to the things i'm putting in. i got something for you as well. there you go, man. i put it in. what? that's what it's like probably when like two straight guys have sex with each other.
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3250.720
oh, you didn't hear about that controversy? they apparently had some sort of like an actual working like sex line on one of the bulletin boards that you could see in the game. wow. that's... surprising. i think that's the story. maybe i'm getting that a little weird, but it was something like that and they removed it with a patch. that is very... in fact, why don't we um... why don't we just move on to trivia right now? okay. because we are at 3.54 if we want to get two hours for the mega man x stream.
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9356.360
nick, the spider starts moving really fast. fuck that. i don't appreciate it. i do it as a farmer. i'm still not gonna give up. yeah, of course not. we're both at the same part. this is the... this is when we figure it out, man. apparently somebody tried to fuck an ambulance? there was that dude on my strange addiction that like had a sexual attraction to his car. i think he had sex with a tailpipe. yeah, he told his dad. right. yeah, it was really awkward. he did not seem very happy about that. alright, i died on the spider. alright, well, welcome back.
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4016.92
can't you picture this guy saying, a sex man, film! marc messier was right about one thing, i can't just eat one. detroit red wings, two plus cup wins with different franchises. now, marion hossa famously lost with pittsburgh, then went to detroit and then lost to pittsburgh. but he also won with chicago. but did he win with any other franchise? i don't think so.
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2882.34
yeah, i'm a knight, obviously. i hang out at round tables and have sex with queens. um, i think you might have a do they all do that? you might have a glorified image of what knights are actually like. i think the king does that. oh, i killed that man with my fists! i think that's the kind of thing that'll get you executed, to be honest. no, x is gonna give it to you. yeah, x is the one who gives it to you. and by give it to you, you mean cut your head off. you know, x does whatever he wants, basically. x does what x does.
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2586.380
nah, man, there's sloppy joe posting. i mean, i had some of the adam sandler albums as a kid. they're all gonna laugh at you. thoughts on kick ass? first movie's pretty good, didn't see the second one. i thought it was beast mode when jim carrey filmed the whole movie, and then when he got on the press tour, he was like, don't see it, violence is bad. i'm not saying i agree with him when it comes to violence in movies and sex on tv, but that's beast mode, you can't deny that.
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874.24
i mean, just calling a gay s&m is probably offensive. if you're into s&m, whether with a member of your own sex or the opposite sex, it's cool man, get down. it's not my kind of thing, quite frankly, my nipples are far too sensitive to have clamps be attached to them at any given time. i find it uncomfortable and to be quite honest, if i was aroused, it would probably make me likely to lose my erection. so i'm not really into the s&m thing. consensual sex in the missionary position only for the purpose of procreation.
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1083.56
proof that just because you may have a voice that sounds sensual in the right tone and diction, does not mean that you are capable of turning on a member of the opposite sex. or the same sex! if you're into same sex dirty talk, man, i got no problem with that. just make sure you use a dictionary. you don't want to use the same words over and over, they'll lose their power. we have judgement, who we will give money of course. did he just did judgement just turn from a bomb into a beggar?
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5051.42
i mean, if a girl with a strap on fucks you in the ass, that's heterosexual sex. i don't want to get in those conversations again. when pushed, it feels good. i really do feel like i'm missing out, man. i'm so missing out. it's just like a literally like a button. like you press it literally.
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9868.36
what's your favorite kind? absolute ass loads, honestly. mm hmm. that's my favorite variety. for the, like, uh, giant man eating mantis vore, you know? i like to imagine my body being consumed by another thing. i actually like to imagine having sex with a woman made of gel and then as she has sex with me, she dissolves me slowly in her acidic gel. this isn't shaming anyone, okay?
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776.420
i mean, i would find it awkward to watch it with your parents. actually, you know what? it would probably be normal to watch it with your parents. if i saw a movie in the movie theater and there was a sex scene, i don't know who the fuck's in the theater. i've never met your parents. they might be sitting behind me. i have no idea. i don't mind seeing a sex scene in a hollywood movie with my parents at all, man. would you watch the substance with your parents? yes. i don't understand why that would be a rebellious take to watch the substance with your parents.
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turtle sex noise? that's what i say. isn't that the guy in game grumps, turtle sex noise? i had to audible the joke halfway through when i saw how the defense was lined up. are you happy with your lottery in life? thank you for reminding me. this shit pissing me off. from the daily hive, canadian wins massive prize after only a few weeks of playing the lottery. this fucking should have been me, man. this should have been me. i had the article loaded up. i completely forgot about it.
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