Quotes about “selfie”
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don't call me insane for this. isn't this the dude, isn't this the bad guy from john wick 3? i think this is the bad guy from john wick 3 and he's just, he's aged a lot in this, in this selfie. this is not a selfie but john wick 3 doesn't look like it, doesn't look like it. it's good, okay, because here's, i was waiting for someone to fall into my trap and i'm sorry that you did it. there's a japanese les miserable, buddy.
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don't call me insane for this. isn't this the dude, isn't this the bad guy from john wick 3 and he's just really tired? i think this is the bad guy from john wick 3 and he's just, he's aged a lot in this, in this selfie. this is not a selfie but john wick 3 doesn't look like it, doesn't look like it. it's good, okay because here i was waiting for someone to fall into my trap and i'm sorry that you did it
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it's like nancy pelosi was fucking 48 when i was born, bro. and now she's fucking 86. doesn't seem real. but this is the youngest to me that she's ever going to fucking be again. that's crazy. she does look good, man. she looks good. now, i was going to say, i'd love to see a no makeup selfie. just so fucked up.
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3437.580
cause like nancy pelosi was fucking 48 when i was born bro. and now she's fucking 86. doesn't seem real. but this is the youngest to me that she's ever gonna fucking be again. that's crazy. she does look good man, she looks good. now i was gonna say i'd love to see a no makeup selfie. just so fucked up.
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1229.760
what the fuck? my god, 24 bands for level five. wait, but i like binoculars is just okay, dude. it's kind of insane, right? i feel like jason bourne. it changes everything. i mean, i'm getting seven grand. i don't know why i was gonna say seven grand. i'm getting seven grand like instantly bro. first quick, let me take a selfie.
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803.940
like we actually, i know it sounds like i'm making light of it. i guess i'm not making a joke about it. we were robbed from so many good michael jackson interviews. if he was still alive to this day, i would love to know what michael jackson's thoughts on covid were. i'd love that michael jackson in the oscars selfie with alan and bradley cooper.
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1581.940
covid were. i'd loved michael jackson in the oscars selfie with alan and bradley cooper. michael jackson on the joe rogan experience. yeah, him saying 6'7". okay, i can't say that. i can't say that. a lot of people are still very sensitive over that. but i could totally see michael jackson being like, i don't understand why lockdown is such a big deal. bro, you live in an amusement park.
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lot of it is like dan has some good advice which which is like the profile needs to be good like the profile needs to be good if the if the image is a selfie just like ask your parents or someone else to take a photo just cuz i don't know like a mirror selfie really even on a friendship level it does not make me want to
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1366.320
i'm doomed. i'm off the screen, man. i can't see! i'm gone! i can't see! are you catching up? they killed corey. they did. i can't stop hitting these. my thumb is itchy. my thumb's fucked up too. that thumb feels awesome. good games, y'all. good games. i'm alive. i'm alive. i took off the safety rope to take a selfie real fast.
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you go, you play board games, get some salad brought to your table until you say don't. i thought it was a steakhouse. wait, what? so it's like a... it's just a salad bar. well, i don't like this anymore. this is possibly the most millennial business idea of all time. a plant based brazilian steakhouse slash board game cafe. yeah, and there's a selfie corner. with like a weird grass wall. it'll be a photo booth as well. why not?
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708.660
right next to the selfie booth. i get so sad when i go to a restaurant and they have the grass wall with a neon sign that says like, uh, like, eat well or something like that. i love nudes. or a pun on it. yeah, some shit like that for sure. oh yeah. i love nudes. yeah. live, laugh, lasagna. actually, that one might go kind of crazy. that would go hard. i would love to have my picture taken in front of that.
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