Quotes about “scared go to church”
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1497.92
bat chest, uh... this little bat chest. hold on, i just need to analyze my gamma coil real quick. game is good, nl's on fire though. i like the game! that's what someone on reddit was like, i hate the... watching one of my favorite recent games get eviscerated. the game's doing the eviscerating, brother. i'm having a great time. if you're scared, go to church. but remember, they know the bible too, jarvis. sorry, i gotta analyze this coil real quick.
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1955.82
what's the matter northernlion? i thought you was keeping it soulsy. i thought that's what you wanted. they say if you scared, go to church. but remember, there's a boss there too. now baby, why don't i get some gold pine resin?
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you guys need to go to like a workshop or something. or church. wait, so if you're scared, go to church. oh hell yeah, super paralooper dude. sticker awarded. i got an award for getting hit by other things ten times. great. map. what else do you guys do with your dicks? map. map. i make maps. really? that's amazing. mm hmm.
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i thought that's what you wanted. oh, you can't rush after time has been used? are you trolling? they say if you're scared, go to church. but remember, he's got letterbox too. no, man. you have to use your escape. he knows how valuable the escapes are, but he's going to click it. you go to mean streets. i don't want to be on mean streets, bro. are you crazy? martin scorsese romance? i liked it. kundun. as martin scorsese, oh, he always could have played the age of innocence.
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1098.10
lute roof of hospy there was a bed right there. how am i supposed to know dude? i was scared. i want us doctor, i'm doc church and i run this clinic now before you go asking me for help you'd better know the rules rule one don't bother me if you do bother me. you better be damn near dead okay, i was wanting to confirm so i actually like i
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3561.94
if you're scared, go to church, so true. but remember, they know the bible too. and when i get you, get you, get you, get you, i'm gonna irish whip you, wall splat you into a big swing, hit you with the vicious miss cuz i pog you. hold on, i'm gonna get you out of this hook for a little. whoa, plank me? i'm the damn terminator. i'm out of stamina, you're out of stamina.
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381.38
they say if you're scared, go to church. but remember, they play moncala too. i don't know what i'm doing. that's not a good move. i'll tell you that right off the bat. that ain't a good move. let's mix it up. let's send the moncala going all the way around. i have a feeling that this is going to be a catastrophic loss. oh my god, they got the five piece. they got the one piece. they got the two piece!
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1678.740
it's earthquake time. who got the frosty weapon? holy. that's me. that's you, baby. are these great? no, these are great acts. just chill, man. yo, yo, chill. i'm looting, bro. you scared me. it's pretty big. when you go into this church, don't fall into the little ditch. the ditch that daniel circled around and went like, i don't know how to get out of here.
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9068.78
oh, you won't even go to church unless pokemon goes there. they say if you scared, go to church. yeah. but remember, he knows about the summer bulbs. remember when i get you, get you, get you, get you, i'm gonna catch a ditto at church, put it in a polka dot professor oak to turn it into candy.
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2014.14
hold on, anyone gotta take a dump real quick? why would you come over here then? you probably made it for all i know. by the way, it's a new damn day to enjoy your blessings. i'm fully like animal crossing pilled now apparently. there's another poop on the far right. holy cow, quest completed. collect reward from omdusias. hold on, i just wanna give you a blessing real quick. if you're scared, go to church.
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