Quotes about “save a stranger or your pet”
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oh, you came back. like the cat the very next i never got that song. cat came back the very next day, thought he was a goner. who is this owner that is just like throwing his pet away? like seriously, you sound like kind of a dick man. i understand that sometimes pet ownership can be frustration, but you can't just be throwing your pet away. moreover,
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570.80
so it gives them a chance to escape. so they don't get sucked into the gears. oh, we gotta go back. doesn't it shoot lasers from your cell phone too? that's the pet cube, yeah. you have a pet cube? we have a pet cube. so it's like a camera.
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you know, it's still gonna be a busy time for the next couple of weeks because of the normal work plus the extra sponsors stuff. but definitely over the pet like yesterday i was like, i've got to work like a like a 12 or 13 hour day just to get back on top of the other log here. but but i did so after doing doki doki, are you going to rethink your next set of milestones?
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8914.580
cobalt i'm gonna have you be first up in fast money. bear taffy if you could remove your headphones for 90 seconds or until we yell at you in about 15 seconds. i'm gonna go pet my dog. chubs! stephen hawking is in england you silly people. all right cobalt they say with age comes wisdom name something else that comes with age. gray hair. oh, yeah, that's a good answer. it hurts. name something you hope you never run out of. money.
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1738.66
here's your email address, you know get in touch. buy a car, buy a house. these are like no brainers, okay? buying something expensive it helps to have a contact, but it's like buying a... sometimes i go to the pet store, you know and by sometimes i mean like literally once every three weeks to buy exactly the same thing and they go, hey, you got an email address on file with us? and i'm like nah, dude.
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2527.54
the council wants to make humanity their new favorite pet that's their business, but i don't have to like it the council treats is like second class citizens. we have to fight for everything we get good then fight for it but don't expect the rest of us to just sit back and let you take it. yeah a busy man commander we done here. you know what i'm just gonna waste your time because i can then tell me about your investigation into sarin sorry
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620.88
i can't have that and the trump impression. let's not even get started there. you never know. it would be my nightmare if i just popped that out and it was like the best impression i ever did. did you see the one where it's like, you know, you forgot your password? what's the name of your first pet? i suppose. what is a pet if not something one has agency over? in that case, my first pet would be
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647.54
my body. forgotten password, let's try that. security question. what was the name of your first pet? well, i'm not sure i understand the question. that begs the question, what do you mean by name? and what do you mean by pet? a pet is simply something you own over which you have dominion, you know? at that definition, your body is a pet to your mind. it bends to its will when you're born.
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684.54
you're born with your body and nothing else and that's bloody hard how you deal with that but if you follow that through its logical conclusion then my first pet must be my body let's try that my body damn it
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it's you, nick. here we go. let's have a face off. name something you use for company when you're home alone. seriously? yeah. let's convene here as a team. your pet, your pet. ooh, pets real good. i was gonna say computer, but i'll take pet too. i think it's tv or pet. it's gonna be like dog.
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4684.24
i'm gonna say pet. fleshlight? pet's an x. you had to say dog, it'd be more specific. you think it's dog or tv? doge. yeah, your doge. i love my doge, i hug him so hard. board games, that's an x. alright, we go on to the next uh, the next attempt.
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and gives us plus one heart again, whatever that means. you can pet the dog. well, you can like literally pet the dog. what do we do with our gems, dude? are you a gem? are you a gem salesman? do you do something with gems? i have so many gems, 25 of these gems. can we renovate? isn't that what your gems are used for? yeah. bedroom decor. the fates reward you. the fates reward whomever
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3265.32
have i ever told you that my number one pet peeve is when i'm about to make a good joke and somebody interrupts me with like an urgent, that's what she said or like that's what your mom said to me last night. that's what i call your mom. sounds like that's what they used to call me in high school. like that stuff drives me up the freaking wall, man. when you're telling a story and you happen to say something like soda can, i got a soda can the other day. and then somebody butts in like, no, no, no, no, no.
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