Quotes about “save a stranger or a pet”
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The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]
- 6964.220 yeah, well he's not actually a rock, he's just a fuzzy friend. oh, okay. he goes, rock, meow. why did they ever shape pet rocks into forms of animals? that'd be like, way better. they probably did. yeah, actually. yeah, like a chinchilla. chinchillas aren't made of rocks. ah, you say that, but i mean, have you ever actually looked inside of a chinchilla? no, i've never seen inside of one. well, there you go. what kind of stuff's in there for you? i mean, it could be rocks, that's all i'm saying. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [12⧸30⧸15]
- 786.280 pooleas, thank you for the sub as well. if you if you could respawn man i'm for dorks if you could be reincarnated as any animal what we just used to be james kayden 27 thanks for the sub as well. i'd say james frango i live the life as a dog or i'd want to be a predator cat predator very agile the dogs easy because you're like you're living a cushy life if you're yeah somebody's pet it's pretty want to be a wild dog though Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [1⧸4⧸16]
- 3671.960 yeah, well, you didn't, so he hasn't gotten the hug. is that what you're asking? i mean, somebody needs to hug him. yeah, someone needs to do him an appropriate amount of hugs. he's good. stop babying him. he's doing the 50 hug challenge. yeah, one day he's gotta grow up and be a man. actually, that's the beauty of having a pet, is that it doesn't. it never grows up. needs hugs until the day it dies. you know, bring home the bacon. it'd be sweet if it did, like, once though. yeah? Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [1⧸6⧸16]
- 7680.540 i actually shove a carolina reaper up my bumhole as i'm eating the trinidad moruga scorpion pepper just so i can actually steal something. no idea what that pepper is that you just said. how do you know the names of peppers like that? life lived online. assistant fluffer wins 55 to 45. you know what, that was gonna be my first answer. really? fluffer, yeah. that's funny, we both went to fluffer. nobody talks about that. yeah, apparently they're not real. bad name for a pet goldfish. i've seen a fluffer! Search ↗
- 7711.900 have you really? you seen a fluffer, you met him? a porn movie? yeah. wait, you were on a porn movie? well then they're an actor. i've seen... fine. i haven't seen one, but i know about them. yeah man, us too. i've never watched porn actually. a bad name for a pet goldfish. fuckboy the magnificent or fish? i don't have a lot of investment in these answers. fish wins. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [1⧸11⧸16]
- 9728.140 i had chocolate beer once. yeah, me too. it was pretty bad. i don't like it at all. red ass monkey milk stout did win. she's just been red ass monkey milk. fucking deserved it. a good name for a pet cemetery. murder inc or dog gone pet cemetery. what? are they gonna have to vote for murder inc just because it makes me think of ja rule? come on, that's not fair. Search ↗
- 9758.800 this is some of my best work. where's ja? bunky mouth strap. well, fuck that. trapped in a corner from the beginning of that room. oh my god. dog on pet sematary got like 88%. i mean that was pretty good. 82%. that was like... that's why smart answers are always the way. don't do memes. that usually... murder inc is not a meme. it's a very comfortable reference. nick's gonna be running away with this. Search ↗
- 9946.300 the dick joke one. i think you diversified yourself because you went for like a dawn instead of a saurus. yeah, that's fair. yeah, it's like in canada there's like one right wing party and then like 12 left wing parties. sometimes dongleodong wins. sometimes. you got a dongleodong, you know? we got time for one more. nick, you got the top answer with dog on pet sematary. thanks. that's not really hard about it. i also think you won the game. oh. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [1⧸28⧸16]
- 439.120 cause baxter sounds like... jack and baxter? almost like backstabber. jack and baxter! alright, fox and nick. we're gonna play a game. it's called name that animal. okay. so i'm gonna give you an animal's name. not its like binomial nomenclature, but rather its name as a pet. and you're gonna tell me what animal it best describes. sure. okay. um... cornelius. bird. bird? yeah, that's a bird. it's a... yeah. it's a bird. i'm thinking that's a walrus. walrus. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸1⧸16]
- 10399.480 i'm so glad that they got number six, so we never have to answer that. alright. nick, name a possession they'd never try to bury with you. oh, your pet. yeah, i think that's a great answer. cause like, this is in egypt, and that was a stupid idea in the first place. yeah, egypt, what the fuck? name a possession of yours they'd never try to bury with you. that was number four. josh, what do you got? boat. boat? Search ↗
- 10712.980 pen either like pillows or cats sometimes they're the same thing say pet don't tell him check real or fictional name a famous simpson you think any simpson is more famous than homer simpson, oj what decade is it it's 2000s, but i kind of know wait. oh, jay. i got a video jay. yeah, i think it's okay Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸3⧸16]
- 6560.340 i don't want a rematch. all right, that was dojo. dojo's weird. yeah dojo. i don't get it. this one looks strange i don't see this going down the list one at a time here any weapons like we normally do be nice and fun with press a bus or i'm reading a did you and the pet bear drink a bottle of maple syrup while cutting down a large tree in the canadian motors? i don't whoa understand. it's like one shot kills that over here wow Search ↗