Quotes about “satanist”
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so are you sure? because you're a satanist now. that's true. satan gave you that hearthstone card. they just don't believe in satan actually, it's just an ethos. yeah they actually believe in bach on that. that was on like five different stuff. i fucking love bach on that. that clip has like 50,000 views now. yeah i told you that, well i don't know if i told you but i told some other people that my friend messaged me today, jay messaged me and was like, jay! hey!
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i think we found a satanist, boys! i think you got the nuts in your mouth with that one. is that an expression? no, the nuts in your mouth. brian just sounds like he got the nuts in his mouth on that one. brockie road has nuts in it, that's why i said that. but you neglected the marshmallows, which i think is the best part, really.
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i had another lyft driver who i told him that i was, you know, i did youtube and twitch and stuff. and he said he watches that and likes it, but he couldn't do it because his parents would disown him and throw him out of the house if he did it. wow. yeah. i was like, oh wow, really? did you tell him you're required to become a satanist to do twitch? no. you're not supposed to say that.
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i have been alive for almost my whole life. is this actually shit that i said? are the devs in chat, is this shit that i said? because that is actually deep as fuck. that was off the top of the dome. there's been times i've been alive, i haven't been living, man. no doubt about it. wtf, how long has he been alive? i have been alive for almost my whole life. well, i guess i'm a satanist. now, i remember that one. that's from a clip of me opening hearthstone packs.
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open them in pentagram shape and pray to the devil for good luck. all right, i forsake all faith i may or may not have and i give this one to you by al zebub, lord of the flies. oh, he's done it! well, i guess i'm a satanist now. guys, i think he knows we're watching him. he's like, wait a minute. is it true that we have neurons in our brain that know we're being watched? like they activate even if someone's like looking at you and you can't see them, the neurons activate?
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for seven months in a row i certainly drank with him on a few occasions that's pretty cool yeah he's a cool dude i don't know what he's doing now probably watching the nls s and going why the hell is this guy talking about me i hated that guy probably doesn't remember me honestly man he used to be my best friend now he doesn't even acknowledge me oh i double jumped all right will smith is a die hard satanist
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actually, isn't the seventh ring of hell, like, cold? yes, it is actually frozen over. that's the cold one. actually, i don't believe that hell exists. so... are you sure? because you're a satanist now, i mean. that's a good point, yeah. satan gave you that earth stone card. i mean, satanists don't believe in satan, actually. it's just an ethos.
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i don't know, satanist heaven? i don't know anything about satanism, i'm not trying to be offensive, i just pick something, not at random, but for a logical absurdity's sake, not that satanism is absurd, but rather the concept of a satanist heaven might come across as a little absurd. i'm backtracking too much for you to get the idea. imagine you're up in satanist heaven, and you've been, you know, worshipping, i don't know, regular heaven.
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believing that that's going to come true, and then you end up in satanist heaven. it's like a very i told you so situation. you got to hope that the uh, he spawned a bomb. that, what is this? you got to hope that that guy's, you know, feeling nice that day or you're going to hear about it for eternity. at that point i might rather just dissolve in nothingness. anyway, the point is, i don't think that line's that deep. and then this is where people tell me it's actually a satire of protest songs. it's meant to be shallow. okay, you got me. you know?
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yeah, you know what i mean? we're the enfrented to the lord of the underworld. speaking of, that's a good question. what do you guys think the devil's dick tastes like? cinnamon. spicy jalapeno ghost peppers. no, hot tamales. rocky road ice cream. i think we found a satanist, boys! i think you got the nuts in your mouth with that one. is that an expression?
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i was like, oh wow, really? what? did you tell him you're required to become a satanist to do twitch? no, but... you're not supposed to say that! apparently his family was very devoutly religious and in their religion they considered like actors or entertainers to be basically like whores.
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oh, they are so accurate with the plastic. oh my god, good god, god. he's so strong. god is good. good god. you guys watch that satanist documentary on netflix? no. of course. it's pretty good, pretty interesting. what, uh, is it like the actual satanists or the... yeah, yeah. okay.
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