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4689.080
alright, i gotta quit this run after this boss. it doesn't look like a butthole, guys. it's just a dark ring. just like a puckered dark ring. it's not puckered! i wish it was puckered. maybe i'm overselling it a little. and it's also a mega satan run. oh my gosh. alright. good job, jack. thank you. alright guys, let's get a quick out of this. 15 months in a row.
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5130.540
i was too excited about getting back this battery that i think i just missed out on the devil room. so i'm sorry. oh, there's a noodle man right here! he's right here! is he noodling? he's noodling all around. so is he like, grabbing... uh... catfish? with his bare hands? mmm, no. that's what noodling is. every fucking run! now i can do the hush and mega satan all in the same run on this seed. what's a hush? is that that weird thing that you fought? it's a type of puppy. i saw him fight the weird blue.
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6668.780
it wouldn't have been so bad if i didn't come in from the top door, which is the one that you can't see behind the statue and you'll immediately walk into it. oh, here we go. ludovico technique is the lost. i can't end this one. take as long as you need, josh. the same thing happened to cobalt right before he killed mega satan with lost. wow. oh man, that's so bad. apparently my next run's gonna be really good according to that.
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6694.060
unless that was the deal with the devil just before mega satan. i think me and kobold operate on all the same seeds remember so that's true. i remember happen corn flies man what's corn flies? they're yellow corn poo sounded oh, those are the piss flies dog charlie wins more you said that what our corn flies sounds like owen wilson to me what are corn flies? yeah, see pretty similar. oh, yeah, so i'm oh yeah talking about i
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4435.660
is this any good? uh, yeah, it seems pretty wild. we'll try it anyway. if it sucks, we'll just reroll it on the mega satan fight. now i have to emperor and do it again. would that work? there's no way to get out of here without going in the chest, right? this is just the end of the line. no, you can continue after hush. just, this is my first time since the patch. you have to go into the chest once for the ending. okay. it's not even the first time either.
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770.880
you're not gonna be blue baby. i completed the satan land of this, of question mark man. you did like down to shoal or down to the dark room? shoal and then the goat prince. the lamb. i think i beat the lamb with him as well. but it was bullshit because i lambed him with another character and then the other, cause i had, i don't know, i was somehow blue baby man.
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1412.160
she helps you in battle. going pretty well, so i think we might just like try to kill mega satan. you got you're on mega satan right now? not on mega satan, i'm just saying, you know, i might think about it for the future. yeah? i need to do mega satan on all my people because that counts as a thing now. i never used to, right? that's definitely like part of the things. okay, i need to do that and then... i forget, just put like some other things i need to do too. like everything.
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2910.820
it's a self sustaining economy. that was a self sustaining economy. just get everything for free on sale. that's kind of how it worked out for paddy's pub as well. yeah. alright, i'm dead. i'm still trucking along, but i'm skeptical about this whole mega satan promise i made. switch chat says like, yeah, that's pretty cool. that means i think i did a good thing. i've never seen that before, so you got that. i got that. rewind to back. rewind line, got the...
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174.140
that's true. i think for the hush, since it's in stage fights you have to wait until the second phase to kill him anyway. but i think the point of the k.s. card is the one shot stuff is a pretty rare card. sure, yeah. i doubt that they would change that. you used to get mega shot or mega, you know, one shot mega satan's phase as well, one of his phases.
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1487.540
so nobody's making boss rush on this run. no, i'm already past it. 20 minutes in, i'm chilling in the caves too, just grinding it out. damn. i need a hush win or mega satan and i don't have angel room precedence, so i guess we're doing a hush run if i'm fast enough.
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3057.300
why do i throw knives and bombs? oh yeah, welcome. this is a very important phase of this run's lifespan. what the hell? probably the defining element. they're homing bombs! oh, and i have bomberman! no! teleport into mega satan? i would love to. you know, we do have that sun card, but i think we just have to leave. hmm...
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1513.460
just gotta rush that room. what do you need, like 30 minutes? yeah. that's the hush criteria? if you can tell me where the rooms are, the boss rooms are for the womb, that would be awesome, but i don't expect you have to remember. maybe like top right if i remember? why am i not just using a cast card? oh, i just missed. cool. whatever. i better not miss. i'm gonna freaking implant myself in the hush when i get to it. maggie, do you need anything else? no, just hush and mega satan, so we'll take polaroid.
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1542.100
top right, okay. oh yeah, apparently the the final fight on the blue bomber challenge is hard because satan is immune to explosions or something or no yes, there's several things that are the feet are immune or something. i don't remember that sounds right to me yeah, the feet onan streak i agree onan streak is easy because of the fact that your tears do so much damage and are huge but it is difficult
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2605.160
okay, jack can comment to if they know get bff make bumble strong i can't just like make bff appear if it's not here, but i can try yeah, that's gonna be it holy shot golden heart does not give hp confirm. okay. thank you if only i could get a dad's key on this floor somehow yeah the mega satan one that's it's almost like the same principle is doing the lost you just kind of gotta do as many runs as is necessary yeah
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976.640
it's just like giving away a heart right now for a potential chance at maybe some damage someday. yeah, but you got nine lives, right? i got nine lives, but i could also get a book of satan bible and turn that into some health. that one's pretty good too. very, very fitting subscription. a todd named dick. just subscribe, thank you. nice. i'm gonna take the satan bible. i recommend this. i think you've made the right decision.
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thank you very much. i was really convinced that we had an actual black lotus. you forgot to fight mega satan. i did forget to fight mega satan. how about catastrophe? because trick... trick. kate tricked me. i didn't mean to call my wife trick. that's not very nice. she tricked me into thinking we had a $20,000 magic card here. alright. is catastrophe a dope card? what's it worth? what about wildfire emissary? oh, fucking gorilla warrior looks dope. you guys still here? how's it going?
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3812.360
oh, i got a fucking foil machamp here, dog. machamp is like machoke, but he's got four arms for no reason. he's like i'm gonna machoke you if you don't play rocket league. i'd love to play rocket league, i'm just waiting for nick! i'm fighting satan now. he's fighting satan now, josh, just give it a minute. alright, i guess i'll just check snapchat on my phone. no, talk about no, my mom sent me a snapchat, i'm gonna look at it. look at these stupid pokémon while i read them out. it's a cat? she's playing with its other cat?
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and i was as bad as you were for a long time. that is true. i still am. yeah, josh still is. josh still might beat. i never beat eden before on hard mode. dad's key is way better. you guys are obsessed with dad's key. you know how many times we're gonna fight mega satan over the course of our binding of isaac after birth career? at least like nine, because we have to. yeah. there will be a time for mega satan. you never beat mega satan yet? i have like seven characters left to do it on or something.
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it's the most annoying one i think to do even hush is not as annoying because a hush like you can still you don't have to cut off the deal with the devil path mega satan in order to reliably do you have to cut it off and you're just like oh fuck alright you got you got a structure whole run around that one thing yeah exactly i'm not a huge fan of that but you know it's fun i guess i just wish they could have set it up for rebirth like that it worked already exactly like if you'd already done it now that's a good damage item gelatinous flop
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they could have just shown us our own one. we fucking conquered this planet. yeah, we fucking gave them democracy. boom. plus two can be really easy. we killed like four robots and then they have democracy now. yeah, they got democracy. super earth command. freaking satan shows up and we've got to broforce them to death. crazy the crossover.
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i've actually gotten hit and had the thing still not see the thing that was literally against me as i was getting hit by it which i don't get really michael satan has multiple fizes michael satan michael kane satan and nook shook. this is getting weird schumacher he's satan, but he's also stack of rocks. well. it's not a stack of rocks. it's a karen
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is an item and we all know it's what's on the inside that counts. freaking rob calls them treasure rooms. what is this? yeah, i think he's actually, he's trying to subvert the whole thing. that's just, you know, he's off in his own world. maw of the void has appeared. unbelievable, it's taken me this long to get that. up we go. maybe i'll still get a dad's key and i can do mega satan too. it's possible. yes, he used placebo with that one. god damn it. i just misremembered.
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3224.540
alright, i have completed my run. okay, i'm on the chest. just finishing up. that is acceptable. looking for a dad's key so i can take it to mega satan. i understand the drive here. or a get out of jail free card would also work, i remember. yeah, does it? yeah, i believe it does. alright. oh, spider butt. that's the wrong spider item i thought it was. i thought it was slowing effect. yeah, i love everybody being like, that's not how budapest is pronounced. and then the one dude is like, he pronounced it right!
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