Quotes about “san jose sharks”
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Northernlion Plays - Dishonored [Episode 1] [Twitch VOD]
I forgot how to do cannonless (Super Mario 64 Races)
- 3257.30 i would put add to your parlay. i'm not i'm not doing pics or anything. i'm doing a literal draft like it's a it's a one night draft. i need to get a goalie. i need to get a center. i need to get some wingers. jt miller will score six goals against the san jose sharks tonight. yeah, you're serious. they mean it 100%. he's finally going to pay out daryl save and win million dollar challenge. i've been watching the games for like eight years. if one canuck scores five goals, they got to give away a million dollars. Search ↗
I've aligned my chakras and now I can see the cryptic clearly (Miscellaneous)
- 3124.680 that could work, man. that could work. los angeles kings under 500 games played in his entire career? mmm, wayne gretzky. any chance that there's a dude with a by feel? he hasn't been around that long. san jose sharks. i'll probably say something crazy like, oh, no, yeah, i'll probably say something fucking insane like jonathan dolan. yeah, yeah, i'm thinking i'm gonna play rickety cricket. Search ↗
Lynx me (Super Auto Pets)
- 1093.98 at some point we gotta cut our losses, you know? even the san jose sharks had to move on from joe pavelski at some point. i mean, there you go! i can move on now because i'm happy with the garlic. the garlic just made me feel better about myself. now we can... we got our worth out of the purchase. vulture is fun, don't get me wrong. but now i think we can go see ya. now that it worked we can say, uh, we don't ever need to see you again. i do want the lynx sniper to pop. Search ↗
Northernlion Plays： Dark Souls II (Episode 53) [Stream Highlight]
- 7540.32 the north stars made the finals a few times, right? they lost to the penguins in 91. it's true. vikings haven't won recently. san jose. well, no. i'm gonna hit you with a fat no on that one. for hockey, sure, the sharks have never won. but you've only been in the league for 30 years. i know it's like, only 30 years? but like, you know, vancouver's been in and buffalo have been in the league for 50 years. we've never won. so get in line, motherfucker. Search ↗
Do NOT put me in the mine cart at 3_02AM (Headbangers： Rhythm Royale)
- 2427.34 fuck you, joe. welcome. welcome, bear. welcome. welcome to joe's dominance. no, i'd be joe. joe is like the san jose sharks circa 2004 to 2017. he's a lot to make a play to me. he's like the who's a team in the nfl that consistently makes the playoffs but never wins the finals chargers titans recently. lots of teams, honestly. yeah. Search ↗
I gotta see these videos man (Miscellaneous)
- 2007.040 what are you trying to say about zwanky? the who? dallas stars, born in north america. former kingston frontenac's player, jason robertson. pittsburgh penguins, born in north america. that's a tough one, bro. i'm going to say probably 95% of people who have ever played for the pittsburgh penguins. how about a brian trottier? that one's going to be a deeper poll. san jose sharks, born in north america. Search ↗
Dissociating at the popcorn pete machine (The Coin Game)
- 773.56 alright, i got it. didn't win anything on that one. these aren't even fish? that's true. you know what's crazy? did you know in the evolutionary record, dinosaurs are older than flowers? how the hell did evolution spit out a t rex before like a daffodil? that shit's crazy. sharks are older than trees? also true and also insane. your mom is older than sharks? she's older than the san jose sharks. Search ↗
Snake Eyes - The Binding of Isaac： AFTERBIRTH+ - Northernlion Plays - Episode 1774
- 2999.86 you know what, let's frame this in the most positive way possible. just goes to show you, you know, isaac is like, uh, sports. you think you've seen everything, you know, your team's up by two goals, all of a sudden you take a bad five minute major, then the san jose sharks come back and score three goals on the same power play, eliminate you from the stanley cup playoffs. Search ↗