Quotes about “salmonella”
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9272.040
well, okay. we're talking about vanilla lunch. okay, okay? okay? you got it because if you put the meat on the top if you have to grab the top to stabilize it your fingers get more greasy i'm not saying that cheese is not going to grease up your fingers, but like less so yeah, but i like a good meat grease it was your pants. what you got rid of the bargains you should do meat cracker cheese that's the machete order for lunchables. i don't want to get salmonella. oh
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9795.840
he failed. you're lucky. hey, there's stuff in the fridge now. you can get salmonella from there. can you freeze the baby? no comment. no comment. stop moving the trash can, i need it. you're a baby, you don't need anything. that's my trash! still ate some trash. you sound like the cat. still ate some trash. yeah, enjoy getting slow forever. oh fuck, he hit me. okay, i'd like to propose a moratorium on the taser gun after this. tough talk, dad!
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2483.160
thanks for the bit cocky guys right i think that's right honey is be vomit it tastes delicious though i mean, it's pretty good. i wouldn't disagree. you know, it's some weird disease from it. oh, what does a camera? i looked at the word botulism salmonella man, but botulism is a it's a bacterial infection
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10472.260
one year for christmas when i was younger, i wanted to contribute to the food on the holiday table. so i made sugar cookie dough. sugar! he said the word wrong! i sure did! i made sugar cookie dough and that was what i served. i put that in a bowl and put it on the table. you're gonna give your guests salmonella! they like it. yeah, it is just raw eggs, isn't it? yeah. oh, that's not how you do that at all.
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10555.240
i'm going the other way. i eat raw eggs every day and i've never had salmonella. well, i guess then you can't get salmonella from raw eggs. we got a sample size of 200. yeah, mr. food poisoning doesn't exist. yeah, man. i was gonna rip him for it. that? no, no, no.
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10597.700
if me as an 11 year old didn't get salmonella from then? maybe there's no such thing. maybe there's no such thing, exactly correct. well, there's no such thing as food poisoning, right? exactly, that's what i mean. they punished me for doing something during that, and i don't know what. but i heard a bleh while i was in the middle of doing my things. oh, austin's getting his food, 100%.
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3377.120
i'll cut the vegetables with the same knife that cut the chicken. they're all getting grilled, right? they're all getting cooked? yeah. you're stir frying them? even if they were raw, i might think twice about it. i'm not eating raw vegetables with the chicken knife. that's not happening. yeah, i probably wouldn't do that either to be honest. i don't work in a restaurant, okay? that's how salmonella happens. that's 100% not good. hands up if you've had food poisoning.
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5425.500
consider the words of god himself, the quran is the holy book of this religion. yo, we won boys. after cuddling your common box type of this reptile, wash your hands to prevent salmonella. i didn't buzz in so that no good could take it. now you got a chance. easy money.
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3607.76
nah, ask apollo. it is. anyway, that's the newest thing in my life. is teeth issues. the teeth, the hair, you know, i'm right there with you. i'm gonna have to get a root canal soon. wait till you have to get the colonoscopy when you get the salmonella and campylobacter. i'll get that for free.
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681.46
also, i know that when you're good at like for me, plate up is like a self limiting infection, something i would know nothing about because i needed antibiotics to cure my simultaneous campylobacter and salmonella.
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1353.46
and then also like coming back, people being like, wow nice piss, nice piss. is he gone because he's shining his head for so long? no, he's probably gone dealing with the simultaneous campylobacter salmonella infection, etc, etc. then you audit them after they say it, they got 34 freaking timeouts and i'm like, what do you want from me man? it's too much. you gotta relax a little bit. we're disappointing him, chad.
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gastrointestinal like bacterial infection or a parasite or something like that and then i don't know if i can make this one people are typing ignorant shit in chat they're typing in chat like hey that happened to me for 12 hours once and i ate some rice and i was okay okay, yeah, i fucking tried that i tried that one i tried the rice who would have thought the rice didn't do the trick it didn't kill the the salmonella that's raging inside of my gut right now
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