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we all have weird quirks about us. some of us might eat our cereal with water, i guess. but it's no reason to think less of them. yeah. hey, life's short. enjoy your life while you can. and care about the people you care about. it's better. alright, let's open up the rampage knights. was that actually a spoiler? ryan said no it wasn't, i was just being silly. i tried my best not to actually spoil things. spoiled prometheus 2.
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i know! wait, why does ryan look like a stretch armstrong and we look like minions or something? you got a fucking problem, why don't you say it to my face? he had to earn those arms. he really did. how did you survive? ryan gets cosmetic and functional upgrades because he's getting paid to play this on the nlsx. you have five baseballs with your name on them right here. i think you're all fucked to be totally honest. i don't know where that baseball is, i'm scared.
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what are you doing? me? you just vanished? i saw him build up a bomb and then he teleported or something. how come nobody's in oh, rob's in there. day 45. damn it. i think they noticed. usually ryan's in the middle. i'll try to swing that. oh, we gotta get up there somewhere. it's hard to get in. yeah. yeah, good luck bitches. made a little bit of leeway on the side here.
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but the dying part, less good? yeah, this is like stuff that could kill people in the 1600s. we're pretty much like, you know, the same. are you enabling him, ryan? no! i'm saying that in the 1600s they died because they didn't have medical care. or as much rigorous medical care. okay, you're actually agreeing with me in a different way than i thought you were. alright, rob, in all seriousness, will you make a promise to go see a doctor in the next week? oh, the next week? i don't know about the next week.
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we're an hour late because i had to drive from vancouver to coquitlam and then back to exchange my video card. but now it appears to be working. coquitlam? coquitlam. ryan, give us a seed. you want me to give you a seed today? what's the seed? give me a seed. one second. i think i need to turn you guys up just a little bit. turn me up! turn me up! turn me up! turn me up! turn me up! bring the noise! boom! yeah, there we go. those rock your boys. turn me up now! turn me up now! boom!
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it'd be real frustrating. aw, six months, jeez. ryan, did it take six months off your life? i gotta make it to the single lay the single lay the single layers? the single ladies? i gotta make it to all the single ladies. hey, single ladies? yeah! quantic brad, thank you for being timed out. i thought that was a subscriber. i was gonna make a joke about quantic dream and everything. man, i was way ahead of myself on that one. i like it. yeah, me too.
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it is. windows 8 never happened, so... ryan, why didn't you desk defend me? i don't know, the desk doesn't work, man. got him! we tried it, but the desk doesn't work anymore. but your copy of windows 10 is waiting. yeah, you're right. god dammit. i did that for all of us so we could use the space better. he almost rocked ya. i know he almost rocked my ass. oh, what?
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rob, go to the doctor. no. it's fucking easy. how can these kill you, ryan? that's way more expensive than making your own beta. you like that? i hated it personally. oh, what? my door was open! you shot me into the gun! oh my god! we're all in this together! no!
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okay, we got it. look, look, look, look, we don't have to get the dots. we got a blue button that says hold. we don't have to get the dots. we don't get the dots, we just go straight. oh, we got a blue button that says hold! oh shit, oh shit. okay, we don't have to get the dots. the dots are just for identification. blue button says hold. okay, the blue button says hold. sorry, ryan.
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we did, so we did it. we diffused the bomb. that was easy, yeah, no problem. yeah, fuck yeah, alright. this one. afterwards it's kinda hard but i like the passwords one. yeah. alright, this one's called something different. oh god. wake up ryan, wake up. you're still on the plane. okay, um, oh fuck. let's start, let's give ourselves enough time. two yellow wires, one red wire. that's it. so there's only three wires? three wires, two yellow, one red.
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i'll just make it my life's work. no big deal. life's work? yeah, i'll just spend the next 20 years of my life figuring out how to make a tetris code. you'll probably pay somebody to do that before you can fix that. oh yeah, that's more likely. ryan's chat's like, excuse me? i keep getting these pringles tostitos ads that just play.
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i gotta make you break through the wall otherwise i'm vulnerable after my turn is over. even though i just told you my strategy. it's like an evil villain. if ryan's numbers are on point, you would proportionately to subscribers be recognized every six to seven months. see the problem is i never go outside so that doesn't really hold up. yeah.
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oh no. oh. that sucks. ryan also said you wanted to be stabbed. i didn't say you wanted to be stabbed, i said if it happened you'd be okay with it. yeah. oh yeah, i probably would. i mean, if i lived, i would... yeah, that'd be a pretty good story.
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well, the one thing i know about ryan is he'd like to solicit any advice possible from anyone who knows a lot or little about computers. so absolutely give him as much information as you've got. don't do that actually. i'm throwing him under the bus right now.
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i would agree with you. i've had a really nice time in 2015. we still got a couple months, but i'm just starting to think about it now. it's coming up pretty fast. 2015's been cool. i'm gonna miss it. but here's... 2016's gonna be even better! little did nick and ryan know. oh no. 2016 would be the final year of human existence on the planet.
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that's not a bracelet, it's a belt! yeah that's a bracelet. it's a bracelet for your torso. why does it look like my bracelet instead of a maybe if you had a 32 inch wrist! it's cuz it's a zelda link's awakening reference. i took it. you would use that to lift up heavy rocks. yeah. don't you get that ryan? yeah, yeah man. yeah. oh my god, take a hundred years here. me?
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he opened so many doors and they're all pissed! well he didn't know when the keys opened them. i have my own key, why can't i use dad's key that's floating behind me to open doors? when ryan played his first greed mode run all the doors came off the walls and floated around. yeah because i had supermagnet, the doors, i was really confused and i was like what is going on with these doors? i thought it was just a bug. what a strange boss design that the doors attack you. they made like a big circle in the middle of the levels.
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we were talking about carving pumpkins, i think. oh, okay, that's like the way that normal people would probably introduce that. oh. how did you introduce it? it was about public entropy. oh, what's wrong with that? what did you do, ryan? did you carve a pumpkin too? uh, for halloween? yeah. no, just for fun. not really, dawg. mostly just halloween. i recorded a bunch and then i did a magic the gathering online draft. sounds like you had a fun time.
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this one gave me a troll bomb. so red heart as well gave me some cornflies. oh fuck! i got hit by one of those spiders! that's what happens! cornflies. ryan how do you feel about the glowing hourglass? yeah i don't like that item. the blue one! i think it's a cool idea. i don't understand how it works but i got it. you go back one room. you can do it again. so can you just like keep getting the blue triangle?
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yeah, it's an item. it's like a box. i've never seen it. oh, uh, you got that ryan. i don't remember what it did. anyone ever figure out what this thing does? the husk helmet? jack jacks. don't swallow the prize. yeah, it's just trinkets. that's shitty. it's like two random trinkets, i think. and no, it's just one random trinket. one? ryan got two on his. oh, we were talking about different items. i see. i see how it is. i see how.
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so dude you put those together and that just makes me really excited in my loins. hey ryan, you coming on? why the ass just ended i'm eating this pizza. i'm trying to get you an invite man. i thought pizza was sacred, but i guess not. make sure you're hooked up. oh boy, it's cowboy bebop news from the 50s. i like cowboy bebop a lot. cowboy beep boop. yeah. whoa, it's too loud. that's a great soundtrack.
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i was gonna eat ya. do you think nick would shave his head if ryan asked nicely? no. i have a really, really rough time with a shaved head. i don't look good with no hair. also i think lynn would hate it too so that would be bad. lynn hates ryan's baldness? yeah. she hates my baldness, not so much ryan's. everybody thinks they hate the baldness until they see it. they ate rum and muffin once with a bag on his head.
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i almost got you, you little bitch. if you just came down to suicide with me, i would have smoked your ass. smoke it if you got it. no, no, get that shit out of here. that's such a load of horse hockey. i've never smoked ass before, do you think it tastes bad? get him! get him with the aw, ryan, you suck. get him again. oh, i torched his ass! i did, but everyone's dead. through the fire and flames. happy thanksgiving.
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i know this game. oh, you're right! what the fuck? no! nick, turn it above his head. i ran out of bullets. ryan has a turd above his head now. i got a turd above my head? he had a turd and then a turtle. it's a halo hanging from the corner of your girlfriend's four post bed. oh, okay. i didn't really want that gun anyway. you could have just asked, man. but it's, you know, i didn't want to, i guess.
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well, i like your new item that is a really good item turn my awesome run into dr.. fetus ryan what have you done? dr.. fetus is good now uh? no, i'm rerolling it again. goodbye. thanks for the five dollars moon guy nobody can defeat the quad laser exactly i got weird nails that's cool weird nails is a cool run, but i rerolled it all right i can hang with you reroll again prop toasts. oh fuck thank you
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sounds pretty tasty. it's like it's really salty, but it's pretty good anyway. ryan, preferences on hot dogs? ah, sorry. fighting the frail. that's okay. uh, i'm a yellow mustard guy as well. we had a ton of luck up that time and only took three coins. and we did it in under 20 minutes. just so we're all clear, i will be re rolling this run. even with holy mantle. if the game wants me to succeed, the game will give me the tools necessary. indeed it will. three.
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alright, i'm just gonna shout out some donations here. we've got a few of those. thank you to spacewalesonice for the $5. it says, get a tandem bike mod for you and bear. it'll be so romantic heart. if there was such a thing that would actually be so hilarious that i would want to actually do it for real. yeah, nick is really gonna read the donations during the ads again. i'm sorry. furiouscinnabon for the $5. hey nick, just wondering if ryan has commented... that i don't know about.
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rebirth was not very good. we both had some pretty rough runs to be honest, but it'll always be another day. how's the nature valley treating you there, ryan? what are you talking about? i'm drinking a glass of water right now. it's uh, okay. extra icy. it's just real crispy. okay, let me get my... crispy water. that sounds like a problem i would have. it does, actually. i'll go to the scotch. and install power climb, get some water and be right back.
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oh i already installed it. wow i'm ahead of ryan. even though i'm behind ryan. ahh, tower climb. took me a while to figure out an optimal controller layout for this game because it's got too many buttons. like uh, i should be using my 360 controller? if you want. i mean, i got away with a keyboard before but i moved over to controller this time. i think it'll be better. i mean i generally prefer the... yeah. the uh, whatchug of the controller. i can sit back, relax.
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eat the meat. i got meat from one of these rats. i want to consume it. you're gonna have to consult the tutorial for answers like that. stop talking about magic you nerds. we said one thing! yeah, it's egg fuck anyways. he complains about everything. oh, egg fuck the dong smasher. yeah. i thought you just called ryan egg fuck. yeah, i was like that. where's the door? that's the door?
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yeah, like a pooka shell necklace. what did you just call me? you know, it shows you down to party. among other things. although those little like expandable plastic 99 cent necklaces, i see them coming back. oh yeah, neon 90s man. when we were in like, you know, 6th, 7th grade ryan and all the girls.
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i lost. i've heard ryan do an impression of better off alone twice in the past three days and both times it's been horrible and not even remotely close. are there people who are mad about my alice dj impression not being appropriately alice dj esque? can you do your alice in chains impression?
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southwest is delicious. you know, do you know how many people confirmed that it's delicious? i saw but i'm getting meatballs with a... meatballs with southwest sauce. it's really good. don't pinata it. fudge! that did it. but i think fox got the kill technically. i lost. do an impression of michael caine giving ryan a snapmare. i made a promise to snap your neck.
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probably go win monopoly mcdonald's or something. nice! look i'm goku! i'm goku! fucking... you're goku. look, i have a spirit bomb! wait, don't kill me, i wanna see if this gets really big. no, i'm gonna add energy to it. it's gonna kill us all, man. i have sweet hair. oh my god, you killed my spirit bomb! that was ryan, that was not i. you dick! i respect your sanctity. chao is raising their hands for me! you're raising something else as well, if you know what i mean.
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fox say this out loud. no, i will not say the mike and then h u n t word. hunt. i will not say those two. don't say mike hunt. ryan, you're so dirty. i thought you're not supposed to say that. exactly. you can say it if you want. it's just a word, you know? it's a dirty word. it's just like saying, uh, oh, uh, freaking mike flimflam. mypenis?
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alright, this is our chance. chat, spirit bomb, help me out, raise your hands! don't do it. have either of you guys played choice chamber yet? yeah. it's fun, ryan, you'd like it. is it a first person shooter? it's like a side scrolling first person shooter.
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got him whatever i'm just in this for the pinata economy at this point. this is ryan. yeah you in the overwatch beta no, i'm not you know who else is in in the overwatch beta yeah, it's very jack he's the number one person that isn't in the overwatch beta that i'm aware of what do you mean? he's the number one like he's in oh he's the one i've heard about it the most
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i just thought i could jump up onto that and said i fell through congratulations ryan. thank you. thank you. you're welcome pardon me. i said you're welcome. well fought. i let you win. i just know why don't you take some time to pimp your channel? we'll start with the michael ale fox. hey everybody
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did ryan use them? yeah, i mean i told him. it's not that bad, it's just not that good. you don't like them? i like them okay, like if i need them, but uh... you wear like flannel pj pants or something else? i usually just sleep like t shirt and underwear. oh. yeah. what about if you walk around the house though? nude. i live with myself and my wife, it's nothing she hasn't seen before. really?
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that's cool. the goal was just to basically get it done so that way we could talk about it on round table on tuesday. and i'm pretty much successful at that. i've got like 15 minutes of wandering about left to do. hey luke, don't even try him in. did ryan play undertale? no. i did not play undertale yet. i think i'd tell you about it on the podcast? probably yeah.
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little whack. yeah. my weekend was good. thanks for asking, by the way. how was your weekend, ryan? my weekend was good. on friday, i got cavity filled. yeah, did you have any good dentist stories? not really. it was pretty easy.
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my hopes are always up. no, no, i'm dead. oh, now you're dead? that run's over. fuck that, man. and i just quit to the next game? i would love to! alright. jeez. i thought there was gonna be a but after that statement, there just wasn't. no, yeah, like i'm not starting a new run. that one is... i would love to... well, it's like, it's time to start a new run. we've never had a... it's been a long time since ryan was stumped by isaac for the whole hour.
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oh, and new spire donated it again and says, uh, if ryan is so unconvinced, here's a link to patent for the tech, and here's the google patent. so everybody's patenting this technology for this advertising. yeah, we patented a fucking, uh, hyperspace engine. that doesn't mean it's, like, ready, man. yeah, it might not be ready, but, you know. doesn't mean it's ready, dick.
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jack i'll try and add you on the next one. sorry about that. luke of kanto, thank you very much for the subscription. i gotta sneak one in there. go go go! it's like smug as faced. nick unintentionally saved us! oh fuck. ryan unintentionally killed us. nah, yeah.
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where am i? you're in the duck bucket. you're gonna die! i didn't pull the pin, got it! jokes on you. ahh, tell me! i got a duck nugget out of you. how will it end? how will it end? that's how. holy shit, ryan is on point today. wow! you took it off your head. that armor is not good. oh my god.
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don't forget about the game of the year edition that came out last month. you mean the black edition? wow. he used to call those things things. it's coming back out. yeah, i know right? oh! ryan, that would have been friggin' nasty if you were able to do that. what would have been so good? would have been pretty nasty. are you kidding me? no, no. that was quite true.
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idiot that's even i'm still playing bonnie of isaac. yeah, that's true dang got me but it never happened to tower boy. yo movies take time in regan tvs everywhere i have no idea what happened on my screen like ryan brain to me and then i was like flying off to the right and all of a sudden like i blinked and like i was in the middle of the thing and then i got hammered
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ryan, that was a good banana gun. thank you. i think i'm probably not. i'm also thinking probably not. i'm doing it. josh is doing it though. my... my idea... i'm gonna get fallout and then download it. yeah. and then my character is gonna be ryan. yeah? oh yeah, me too actually. my character is like, it's just a bald lady who's really muscular. alright, maybe i'll just do fox then. actually if i was just gonna do fox i would just play fucking prison architect all day. yeah, right? yeah.
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oh fuck off everybody. fuck that. go get him, jack. oh shit dog! you're gonna get launched as you bejesus him back. alright, here it is. where is it? that was the idiots. just kidding, there's only one of his and it's ryan. woah, that's cold man. ice cold. oh fuck! he's got a cobalt shotgun! wow. wow. hehehehe.
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god damn it. oh, i saw through my ruse. i was about them through that dude on the grounds like fucking that's my rock go get it fuck fuck you. what's your problem? like you're steaming ryan bass what's this guy's problem? hard on those freaking neck guns hard on dragon fans away
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chad did you guys see a spider on my nose or what was that? oh my lord, what spires remorse ryan? i'm not talking to you josh. i'm gonna figure out how many down payments i need to put down on this commander set what's the commander said it's a different kind of man it's a star citizen very he's gonna be a starship commander professionally soon i
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did kate pre order star citizen? nah, she wouldn't dare. faye hunter, thank you very much for the subscription. 800? what do you mean 800? faye hunter, thank you very much for the subscription. 800? 800 what? spartans. is that how many people it took to take over the moon? yeah. is it even happening here? it counted as aerial hit, but i don't believe it. yeah, i mean, i'm a little... oh, you son of a gun! gotta see the birth certificate on that one. ryan.
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yeah, what did kate have buyers remorse for? commanders set? i tried to explain it a hundred times. it's something about magic the gathering. yes, it's some sealed magic product. is it like underwater? well obviously if it's sealed. get it ryan? i got it sealed underwater so the water doesn't get... no, because it's like a lion, sea lion. you know what just just play the game.
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yeah. oh, they actually get arrested in that? yeah, that's the... actually, that's the premise of the show. oh, i didn't know what it was about. i thought it was just like... kids you don't grow up. yeah, it's like a double meaning. don't you fucking stand there with your bear powers! ryan, like half of the time during brawlhalla has just been sitting on a platform reading chat. it's basically true! if it ain't broke, don't fix it. alright, let's break it then.
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fuck, i keep fucking this up. if i die, i will have guppy's paw when i respawn, and i'll be able to turn that into three spirit arts. would you do that or would you keep the d6? three stone from the sun. thank you very much for the subscription. secondly, a hundred times out of a hundred, i would take the d6 because it's more fun. that's fair. i see your strategy. you got mom's knife, guppy, nine lives. you're not gonna lose. yeah. yeah, no, i agree with ryan on this one. i think i would even do the same.
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i'm gonna fight the hush. yeah, that doesn't surprise me. what's the uh, what's the shop item that is uh, it looks like a cue ball with two black dots on the front of it? uh, it's ryan. fuck you man! come on, just tell me! that's my selfie, that's my pre stream selfie. it's diplopia. oh, that's a great item. yeah, you should always use it immediately. i don't know if that's true. you should use it on your item room that you have not taken. i used it immediately.
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i did not condone these statements. i liked you a lot and clarissa explains it all. i got nothing wrong with melissa joan hart, but bear told me she's kind of rude so i've decided to go all in. don't trust me on your opinion of pseudo celebrities from the 90s, man. hey ryan the yolo guy got his first job today. congratulations. yay! welcome to the never ending mortal kombat. oh, apparently the hush isn't ending?
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i believe in a second that he's a real dude. ruf ruf looty for comptroller! boy, i is ruf looty! oh, take em both, take em both! take em both! i don't want anybody to win. yeah, i can understand it. i'm not gonna get ryan to play undertow combreths. i'm just i'm not even gonna i'm not even gonna give it a shot, honestly. i appreciate that. um...
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alright, i'm gonna go for a mole. not advisable. this is going pretty well so far. there he goes! alright, here it comes. and... goodbye. alright. made an ice cream cone down there. i sure did. one of the scoops is like flying off, it's like anti grab ice cream. bear tuffy is ryan's barber called... f bre ge.
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air man j. that's what happens when you get a push up from a mega man 2 boss. where do the eggs come out? dolphins have vaginas, why wouldn't mermaids? yeah, right? see, this is where that conversation goes. this is why i immediately say i don't want to have the conversation about whether or not you can have sex with mermaids. can you please tell nick and ryan that the starbucks mascot is lady godiva?
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