Quotes about “robert pattinson”
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yeah? i totally fucked up his jacket but like it definitely looks like that robert pattinson. nice. name someone famous with the first name of michael. i guess the family feud's running out of michael fox. it's running out of questions now. michael fox, yeah. michael j. fox. okay, well i went first and i said michael jackson and got the number one answer but emmex underscore is the real celebrity here because he just subscribed. thank you very much. josh, name someone famous with the first name of michael.
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well you can put it on yours too, i got all of our chats open. look at that. alright. no i don't see it. scrolling. well maybe a bit. you don't see it? in the eyes. chasing. alright i guess i do. yeah. alright. i just don't know who that guy is but yeah. i see it. how could you not see it? i see it now. i'm sorry twitch chat you're probably wondering what the hell we're talking about here. i'll do it to explain. this is josh's drawing of robert pattinson.
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you still doing this blunky run? yeah, i'm onto the temple i think. oh, that's beautiful. he shopped us together. yeah? was it the robert pattinson one? i saw that. yeah, yeah. together forever. wow, this is a fucking clusterfuck. yama? or sorry, not yama. little ahead of myself there. anubis and the shopkeeper are like right next to each other at the very start of the temple. and yet somehow... they're in love. somehow i pulled it out.
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ghosts of christmas past, mermaid's maze, robert pattinson, dragons, oh and we already, ben henson maze, jennifer connelly, david bowie, this is dance magic dance labyrinth, mermaid's dragons, oh, spoilers, i've not seen it. i know i'm supposed to, i've not seen it. oh wait, this is not, what? robert pattinson's in harry potter and the goblet of fire?
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1612.06
some of them are a little too snobby. have you seen high life, the robert pattinson sci fi movie about like a colony prison ship? it's on amazon prime video. it was very well respected by the critics. that is definitely past my dividing line of where me and the critics agree. when they're like, rushmore, a delightful little harpsichord infused romp through the life of a teenage outcast. i'm like, you're absolutely right. this is a beautiful movie. anyone who doesn't like it is an idiot.
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621.12
i believe this is an english crest, perhaps from the war of the roses or the hundred years war. that's robert pattinson as the dauphin, i'm assuming. this movie was called, it's like the last king. isn't it timothy chalamet? it's called the king. perhaps it's just called the king. yay!
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man, i still haven't seen that movie parasite which apparently is good. oh dude, you're a it's good. yeah, that's a great movie. have you seen the lighthouse? no, i've never even heard of the lighthouse. you've never even heard of the lighthouse? nope. so it's the same what is it? who's in it? 2019, it's willem dafoe and robert pattinson. and then like, you know.
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she wrote that shit, the scrimshaw one? the scrimshaw gooner? that's how i would have fucking introduced robert pattinson to everyone if i was willem dafoe. also there's nobody else in the movie to introduce him to. the scrimshaw goon ler! anthropomorphic cats who are cartoon mascots in manga. who are from london, who are twins. who are video games featuring female protagonists? child superheroes, children's manga.
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what the fuck? who gives a shit if fucking you bring on robert pattinson to lip sync to fucking nicki minaj? like who gives a shit? i never knew he could lip sync this well. right, yeah. that's amazing. oh man. oh that's true, yeah. on the masked singer they had sarah palin on there. they also had like sean spicer on there. sean spicer was on dancing with the stars. oh right, that's the one. yeah. which is good because he's uh...
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i was like, well, i could play like another robert pattinson movie and then kill with cosmopolis, but i need to play something that they only know robert pattinson in. and i can't play the lighthouse because then they go willem dafoe and i got to pivot out of willem dafoe. so i'm thinking like nine moves ahead immediately.
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you're so right, by the way. in the future, we should use high life, the claire denis movie where the spaceship jacks you off. you hated high life? i hated high life. i enjoyed 0% of my time with it. but it does have a star studded cast, bro. robert pattinson, juliette binoche, andre 3000. from andre 3000, you take him to idlewild, you take him to white noise, they're in trouble. not clashing, not at all.
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robert pattinson's 40? yeah, that sounds about right. oh, he does it at bttv. so he thinks people are just typing. no, the typing is an encode. it's an algorithm that allows people to encode their emotions into a single picture, much like language has allowed us to encode complicated ideas into a relatively compact form with words and sentences and sounds and stuff like that. no wonder you're confused. you really are 40, man.
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roll with you for one round and then see how the mood strikes me. i don't mind this. what are your thoughts on robert pattinson? got nothing against him, which i think is probably the consensus take now. i... oh, hello, cymbicta. hello. i was not part of the target audience for twilight, so i never really had any like anti twilight resentment for robert pattinson. and i think he's chosen some good movies since then.
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