Quotes about “rickety”
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10035.720
i don't know what that means. wonderland. that's where rob would have us fight, i guess. get out of there. no! that would make me so strong! that's much better, yeah. yeah, come on! rickety old railroad bridge. god damn it! that made my character much weaker!
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10132.520
doesn't really matter because i got a sweet magical unicorn horn that can blast glitter right in the face of that war elephant he's gonna be all oh what's happening i got glitter in my eyes of an elephant we probably just be like you know cuz he's an elephant but then and so he'd fall right off that rickety old bridge
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10147.620
i'm a t rex, i got magical unicorn horn, i can shoot glitter. you know, i can see where i'm going. t rexes have pretty good eyesight, even if they can't, you know, they make a little bit of movement on that giant war elephant that has glitter all up in his eyes, all screwed up. you know, he's gonna be rocking around. t rex is gonna know exactly where you are. the elephant's gonna fall right off that rickety old bridge. he's not gonna have a single goddamn chance, you k pop star, owner,
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10211.400
dactylic hexameter, motherfucker. do you speak it? homer k pop star riding a war elephant onto a rickety old bridge. yeah, that shit's gonna collapse, but how big do you think a fucking elephant is? probably taller than that train bridge. he's just gonna land on the ground. stomping on your bitch ass with your t rex spewing glitter all over the damn place. i'm a k pop star! don't you think that's encouraging me? i am only powered further by your best weapon. i am immortal in this fight. i win.
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10366.080
granted, he's a genius. i'll give him that. but, you know, the rocket powered roller skates on a rickety bridge, i'm not quite sure how far that's gonna take ya. if you get too close to me, everything's going on fire. and i'm gonna be able to dodge out of the way, you're gonna be freakin' shootin' around into the railings and lighten yourself even further. all it takes is one little bit on the edge of your paper edge, and you're just gonna, you're just gonna go up. i can dive into some water somewhere, or at the very least, you know, cut off my own arm if i have to, if i'm freakin' burnin' to death.
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10644.960
everybody gets one eventually. he's still going! dude, i can't get out of here. i'm tr oh! i made it! they gave me a little second where i could click it. click it or tick it. rickety cricket. it's literally coming out next year. done! it's because you requested it now.
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10283.900
i'm doing it right so far. oh, trash! did you say fresh? trash! and i'm going in the middle of the ring and i'm gonna eat trash! i eat garbage, charlie! catch when i put him in the trash. i thought that one time that rickety cricket was gonna like die. because his aorta split open.
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i wonder if they have like special like um security measures they have to take for that. do they have to like check the wood for mold every so often? i imagine so, yeah. i'm pretty sure they just don't check them at all like ever. like do any inspections. i look at them sometimes and that's what i think. i'm like dude this is a little rickety like this one goes upside down i don't trust it. did you get up in the morning he goes up to the lever he's like lever's still there. alright let's rock. it's just physics man.
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10557.680
he's like a creepy... like... narcissist. yeah, creepy narcissist. he's like a sociopath. he's just like very intelligent but very self obsessed. dan is dennis. dan is like mac, actually. dan would be mac, i think. oh god, that's tough. who have we broken down enough to be rickety cricket? i don't know. that's a good question. who are the mcpoils?
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9074.060
oh my god. admittedly i haven't been following current events that much but the vibe that i got was that anthony scaramucci is kind of like rickety cricket and then over the course of like the last 10 days he's gone from a relatively normal individual complete destruction of his existence. you know what i'll eat those lemons give me them lemons yeah
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5760.420
i'm still surprised that nobody has made like this but with i don't know like the people from 21 jump street or and it's always sunny like left 4 dead style wave shooter like shaun of the dead something like that. you hunt down rickety cricket as the whole game. that was awesome. someone needs it. yeah. there's a what? drought, healing drought. oh. yeah if you have room for it like always take one with you if you don't even need it. hog pit.
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5794.840
i'm gonna hunt rickety creek here. wait wait wait, i can wound them from afar. yeah, yeah there's guys over here too. treasure! it's empty. rip. also i call frank because he has a revolver as his offhand. follow the door. that would be pretty good, yeah. oh oh oh, glibber dear glibber dear.
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1576.880
does that mean i'm charlie? i don't know. you're like, you're rickety cricket. please not him. or charlie's uncle, the lawyer. no, not him either. the waitress? all right, give me those lemons. oh, they're tart. i don't watch enough tv to follow this.
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i feel like in the first that would have definitely been a one or two star performance. yeah, they're not your right shed plating nori right off the bat that seems very smart just takes one whole step off the plate yeah onto the one six. okay, i'm terrified all right, you're terrified. i gotta drive up this rickety ramp oh, okay, you have wings now. i i do have wings now. yo, what is is that tomato?
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8220.720
so macaulay culkin as a child with his hands on his face, then macaulay culkin a bit older with his like stubbly chin, he looks a little scraggly. then instead of being macaulay culkin, it's rickety cricket because he actually looks a lot like him. and then the fourth one is jared leto with his hands on his face as the joker. not a bad tweet. thank you. it's an acceptable tweet.
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