Quotes about “rich people are better”
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2865.62
no doubt i want to be an expert for the taco bell game jam just because of how ridiculous it sounds. so i don't begrudge them, but i do love the idea that it's like, hey game developers, we're going to submit your game to a pNL of experts who are going to tell you how to make it better, including three people who have probably never made a game in their entire lives. but play a lot of them. that's not like the feedback is invalid, i'm just saying. it's a bit rich.
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980.76
is how they always are like, hey we're in the future of uh, you know cyberpunk and all that. um, yeah things are real weird like, rich people turn poor people into food and then eat them. uh, but then also almost every single monitor still has like green on, or green text on black backgrounds. it's like they really thought that they had knocked it out of the park so much with the user interface there. like it can't get any better than green text on black backgrounds. that's as good as it gets. starring jack nicholson, classic movie.
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you know, you're doing better than most people by far. and then instead he's like, uh, no, it's not. i want to sleep with my daughter's best friend. it's like that movie reeks of the... of the... oh no, no, no. that movie reeks of like the late 90s, early 2000s where like so many movies were like, yeah, i'm rich, but so what? nowadays people are like, shut up, dude. you're doing okay.
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4150.820
people would be like, oh, so the order of operations is you get the food and then you go get a seat instead of like just putting the tables right there. and people are like, i'll sit here with 12 bags. you guys go out there and grab all the food and then come back. you can't win every argument by just saying i'm rich. i'm not going to let you get away with that. it's the same way. i'm not going to let you win arguments by just saying you're sadder than i am. that's literally not my problem. we're in the marketplace of ideas. ok, the rhetoric speaks for itself. it would be better. it would be better if they just had a sign.
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that is actually a thing that rich people are doing now. they're getting blood transfusions from younger people in the united states. like full on like... it's like vampirism. baby's blood. the younger the better, i guess. would you give a rich person a quart of blood for a new iphone? nah. how much is a quart? how many bags is that? why are you asking so many questions? because i don't need an iphone that badly. yeah, but you got a lot of blood in there, probably.
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2577.54
a group of people dressed in green pajamas knocked on our hatch. look, we're so rich right now, i refuse to open the door. under no circumstances will i open the door for you. he's better! still a little loopy, but it's okay. still a little hungry as well. i mean, at this point we might as well feed him. how are we gonna get this boy scout manual, dude? i think we gotta wait for like a magical event to save us.
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5064.940
we're good to go. you can cut out that lower the volume part, you know, if you really streamline things. yeah, i could, but uh... you know, i'm too lazy to figure out a better system, basically. you're too lazy to be less lazy to end up being more lazy. that's the thing, man, you know? the rich keep getting richer. the people who are not lazy, they keep getting all the benefits. the people who are lazy... keep getting lazier. yeah, the people who are lazy have more work because they never take the time to find smart solutions. that is a weird paradox. it is, man.
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10453.58
alright, koval, you gotta be the killer. it's the only way, man. i have to be the killer now? yeah. i'll do it again if you don't wanna be. be the killer. i'm the only one that hasn't been. i'm so rusty. nickelback is bullshit. i highly doubt that. i bet they're all filthy stinking rich. oh god. nickelback. look at all the different people there are now. take me away. look, oh, there's just a nurse, i guess. do a better thing. her net worth is $125 million. that's pretty good.
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3356.66
dude i voted for you rain to like sort of the angles how many people picked adam sandler everybody actually plays like basketball though you know it doesn't matter like way better shape than you can give us you know i'm better say that adam sandler that i think most of us are with ya i don't know man he's i he wins basketball shorts he just rich people training
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that is actually a thing that rich people are doing now. they're getting blood transfusions from younger people in the united states. like full on like... it's like... baby's blood. the younger the better i guess. would you give a rich person a quart of blood for a new iphone? nah. how much is a quart? how many like bags is it? don, why are you asking so many questions? because i don't need an iphone that badly. yeah, but like you got a lot of blood in there probably.
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