Quotes about “reusable”
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what do you come up with the dank deps? what is this? reusable air strikes? versus box of friends double your friends. how many what does that do? you want to keep box of friends? it doesn't actually double them either. i got like this cthulhu fucker like hanging out with me yeah, he's you'd like to double him whenever possible. it doesn't it doesn't double all your friends though just adds one this fucking this this this oh shit wait i should clarify it does
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but i could. why not? why not die? why not whatever you want to finish that sentence as. alright, i mean like it's going okay right now which is why i think i'm probably not gonna die but i don't have any good weapons here. i have like one good weapon it's too good to use on anything but the boss in my opinion. cigarettes are reusable blank that hurts you? alright that sucks and everyone needs that again.
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you guys have your own advent calendars we just buy them or we buy chocolate from the store and put it into an advent calendar that's reusable see that's cool. then you got like 24 different kinds of chocolate that's actually like good instead of just like i got home from school there you go it's the same piece of chocolate like from the fucking garbage can in the tinder factory the last one was would it feel like allergic to almonds though in day 13 kills you oh?
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he's got a great voice. oh, you guys coming to afford brimstone? hey, i can afford that. let's take it. yeah, i couldn't at the time. i think it might have hurt me or something. oh, i can get guppy's face too? fuck yeah, reusable fly high bitch! one of his name was steven scry. scry! sorry. probably played a lot of smash brothers game or something. yeah, definitely. that's the only explanation. fuck, marry, kill. steve harwell, two other members of smash mountain.
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kate bought reusable plastic bags that we put our vegetables in. then we emptied them into the vegetable crisper and then we bring the plastic bags that i use for the vegetables back to the grocery store. you know, we have an organic bin that we use and stuff like that. but at the same time, when people are like, hey, why do you own a car? i'm like, well, somebody else is gonna buy a car. i should be able to have a car.
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and then the cashier was like, i don't know she's crazy dude! and then she um, the cashier was like, oh yeah you don't have to pay for plastic bags if you just buy, well if you just buy those reusable bags over there then you don't have to pay for plastic bags. she's like how much are the reusable bags? 99 cents. she's like i don't think you're understanding me.
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i beg my own stuff, because i respect you as a human being and i bring reusable bags. and you know what? if you want a small talk, that's fine. doesn't bother me. you are such a nerd. what's your problem? you're in this for everyone. conversation is an exercise, dude. you gotta work that muscle or you lose that muscle. no, no. that's not the part of it that makes you a nerd. reusable bags? coming in with reusable bags? no, it's required. they charge them over there. everybody, you're reusable bags, because...
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it's a reusable nutsack. i feel like people would want to look at that more than getting on with dan gheesling, survivor. that's an interesting straw poll. would you rather look at josh's nuts or read dan gheesling's book? you gotta pick one or the other. yeah. yam bag is probably like my favorite term for balls. yeah, it's a good one. just kind of rolls off the tongue, you know? yam bag. why do owls not kill us?
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quiche and leathers. man, this leathery quiche is so slippery i can't hold on to it. yo, i've got a perfect idea. you know how they call condoms rubbers? well, i'm gonna make leathers and it's a reusable condom made from leather.
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so rob, you want a reusable condom but you use disposable plates. yeah, exactly. he got you though! because cleaning is too much of an ask. hey, if you can give me a penis sized plate, i'll clean the shit out of that, man. all the time. is it attached to you via like, neurons? yes. if you could also name something an inconsiderate person will hog from others, robert.
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hey, i think i fuck off don't do that. that's very rude. that's not okay, dane what do you think scorpion does when he goes out for a meal? i think i know what you want me to suggest that he does skewer he gives them he gives the waitress a skewer, and then he says get over here, please yeah, because he's a gentleman gets the skewer back those things can be reusable if you if you're gentle all right back into his hand
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