Quotes about “retirement”
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4181.860
we know what it's like to be lazy. i think millennials are gonna be the first generation to really embrace the idea of retirement. yeah. like... straight up, if you know that five million dollars falls into my lap, i'm gonna buy a little shack out in the woods. i'll buy a regular sized shack. well, whatever. i like the idea of a fixer upper, you know? i'm very hands on kind of person. i think it'd be fun to do.
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10012.460
actually, why has no one ever done that? like make a make like a daycare slash retirement home? like that would you would probably make a lot of that. is it because it's like slave labor? well i'm not saying the kids are gonna be the ones taking care of the old people. no, i thought it was the other way around. i thought you put the old people in charge of the kids. oh yeah! and then just say you can live here. i guess maybe that would be enough. i mean that would be yeah, i'm sure they'd be down for that. put the kids in charge of handing out the medicines to the old people. oh no.
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2534.880
they got these weird like quote unquote retirement homes in ontario somewhere it's like it's pretty odd. oh you saw i see yeah. yeah, it was like you know higher planes retirement home in quotation marks you're like retirement home that shouldn't be in quotation marks. see chow educated you now you know that a place called dildo exists in the world. it's a good piece of information. oh
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2563.880
nick and his dildos. honestly, just pan over it. pan over all of ontario and that area and newfoundland. you'll just find some great city names. nick, ontario and newfoundland are very, very... no, i meant like because i said the retirement home thing so i was just going to two different places but i know they're not the same. i will pick that up. and i said and and not in. that's okay, yeah. who did it? pdils! thanks for the five months in a row. looks like our solar's working again. hooray! oh good, i mean... use a bomb.
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1152.600
it's like it starts out and they play like the bottom bump bump i don't but like the funny music and you're like oh, this is funny, okay? he's making a toilet seat, and then they're like how much have you invested in this and he's like i quit my job and like yeah pilfered my retirement savings and then they go to the like the down down down down and you're like oh shit. this is actually true, and they all end in tears man they don't all end in tears some of them are just kind of politely walk away. oh
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6329.260
oh, brainpower one. yeah, it's 51 to 49. oh, that's surprisingly close. isn't psychokinesis just brainpower, really? yeah, pretty much. a bad place to skinny dip. that one trap from saw with all the syringes or underwater aerobics class at the retirement...
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7668.620
yup. andre de grasse. tyson? andre smoke de grasse tyson. yeah. that's alright, we'll just get jesse owens out of retirement. i think he might be... expirement? yeah, he's probably dead. expirement? you know. expirement. he was not put in the fridge. is those like mentos? yeah, pretty much. malf, how do you feel about putting him in the fridge? which one of you fuckers is gonna justin gatlin this?
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3339.700
nah, i can take them or leave them. okay, so the other side to that question is if you're anxious or apprehensive, opportunities represent uncertainty and that can actually be quite unnerving to some. as a rule, current preoccupations worry you more than future plans. i mean, i worry about retirement, so i'm gonna say no there. you rarely deviate from your habits, you willingly involve yourself in matters which engage your sympathies. just score it. that's so poetic.
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8048.340
alright, you can join us in the audience at mbvv. it's like my bloody valentine 5. i can't wait to either buy that album when kevin shields comes out of retirement or see that 3d movie in theaters nationwide. vr? do you think we'll get vr movies eventually? i hope so. don't we have them now? i want to get iherpes at the cineplex. that's not a real thing. people are doing that. let's spread that around.
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8147.900
that's not any underwater is dead. no he's not that excited. he's health and football contacts. he's dead to use in a retirement home my arteries aren't the only things that have hardened fuck want to see the boners of the elderly? dang it
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5208.180
statistically speaking, everybody else combined probably has more coolness than any of us. so i'd say like at the top of the list it goes equity, everyone else, bottom of the list, opiate dens, opium, and then we can get into the rest. there's so much opium talk with coolness. wait are we ranking the coolness of drugs right now? well no, there's equity is not a drug. it kind of is to you. despite being thrilling. eat cocaine's probably cool with a shrug, let's be honest. yeah, you guys are gonna be real cool in retirement.
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i put in like 30%. got him! fuck. you know, whatever. nah, i'm trying to get that retirement money. i put in like 13%. fuck it, nah, you just invest it yourself. that's true. like, you take the money, you go to vegas, you invest it on 13 black. there you go. if you win, you just skipped 36 years of the rat race. dude, that's fucking... that's a good idea.
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i'm just gonna win the lottery and then retire. yeah, isn't that zach's like genuine plan for retirement? yeah, pretty much, yeah. he's still on that, huh? have kids, win the lottery. flawless. how's he doing? he's doing real well. that actually makes me like really angry. oh, don't say that. like i like him, but he has no life plan. i mean, it's going well, whatever his plan is, you know? yeah, that's what bums it. he should suffer, like just for a bit. that's my brother!
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he was in chat today. he was talking about something. not bad. yeah, i didn't know really what he was talking about. you should have said something. i would have said hello. you did! i said all things. hey, my dad's talking to me. guys, i became et now. oh, lord. you should become stone cold et. no, i'm et now. i'm not gonna fuck with that. dude, he's done it. i basically hate my chat right now. hey, thanks, bibliofile. i appreciate it. just wanted to say hi, dad. way to go, dave. good effort saving towards your retirement.
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