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they're stuck to the ground because of their ferromagnetic parts in there. that just leaves me and you, carney, and you're not going anywhere with those ferromagnetic claws. chuck norris comes in, rocket uppercut, punches you in the head, and then says, whoa, where'd you go? so that the sound waves bounce off the head and i can see it fly off into the distance. and then i flex and vote republican, the end. way to end on a joke.
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yeah, is that what you're saying fox? it's kind of that strong man that they have about how some people don't want to like go to work so they just rely on the government in the united states. it's kind of the same thing. yeah pretty much but the reality is probably not a lot of people fall into that category. fox votes republican. oh yeah i'm voting mitt romney again. mint romney. mint. mint romulan. i watched star trek
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who, me? john mccain? yeah. senior senator from arizona? former host of saturday night live once? i remember a long time ago he used to come on the daily show all the time and i was like, you know, he's not that bad. for a long time, john mccain and then he went fucking nuts! john mccain was like the republican that democrats were like, hey, he's pretty cool! yeah. but then he went up against the italian stallion in 08, the unbeatable barack obama.
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i watched a lot of republican debates for some reason. by a lot you mean one. no there was two because i didn't catch the other one that happened in february so i watched two which is like four hours of that shit for some reason i just wanted to do it. i've been watching a lot of morgan spurlock.
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this is not really cool. this is what paula ticking has become in 2016 is dropping fat ass 2001 vintage era mean austin powers memes austin powers memes are gonna decide the republican nomination. i'm so excited i've waited for this moment for 20 years
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telling great stories about the candidate guy fieri, a storyteller has joined the political landscape, doubling guy fieri's charisma rating in whatever state the storyteller is in. how is california getting its ass kicked so bad here? california's going republican? oh binga bonga bonga bong burbang goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo glendale. okay, this is really bad guys. jeb's running away with it. we're gonna win florida. he's gonna win like every other state. he's got all the good ones!
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did you see that donald trump suggested that he may not honor the south carolina delegates promise in order to pledge his delegates to whatever candidate is winning the gop at the republican national convention?
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just saw some old nls s's and oh my god. what happened? you see the one where we predicted that donald trump is gonna win the republican nomination. oh, yeah, but i tried to give you some credit if you're gonna force my hand, i guess twice tink
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i did hear that, yeah. he isn't actually conservative? yeah, that's what i was gonna say. why do you assume he's conservative just because he's in his 70s? he's got a lot of money and he's in his 70s. those are kind of the two prerequisites. well, hillary clinton has a lot of money and she's in her 70s. yeah, she's also pretty conservative. she's also conservative, yeah. maybe by your common standards. well, he endorses republican candidates though, doesn't he? that's arnold schwarzenegger.
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well, i mean, donald schwarzenegger just, he was a republican governor, but i mean, uh, like, no, like chuck norris. wasn't he, uh, wasn't sly at like some, some event, like last election cycle or something? they're, they're colleagues, man. you're chat. wow, fucking liberals shaking my head. we're gonna make it through this, guys. we're almost together. it's all good. here's my impression of all of us. oh yeah, turn on my stream. why am i not making more money?
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blackwater? isn't that like dick cheney or something like that? oh god. isn't that blackwater? sorry, that's halliburton, but i just know the buzzwords. have fucking halliburton, blackwater. there's goldwater, right? that's hillary clinton. well, no, barry goldwater was actually a republican presidential candidate. that's the rap guy that made the goldwater on that little girl.
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