Quotes about “quips”
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south african nunbuster is top three. nun yo business! give me some gold. the nutcracker and the nunder down under. come on boys, hang out there. oh we did it boys! top three! just trying to keep the streak alive. oh god, austin won. thank god. he stopped dan from taking the victory. click here to share your favorite quips.
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get quips on young you guys ever up beggars mesh yeah okay but english sausages are different than american sausages they are better than american sauce i yeah well it's a really you put a cumberland sausage up against the johnnyville be there is no doubt give me
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you guys want to get into a bar fight at max? josh is reeking his answers. that's fine. i always did that. that doesn't bother me. wait, am i not supposed to do that? no. what do you mean the idea is that it could bias people because they know which ones are yours, but... no. because like every time my answers suck ass. i don't win every time. obviously. we should just do a round of all safety quips. that'd be hilarious. the worst thing to see while wearing x ray glasses. yourself in a mirror or a beta.
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i broke up your the thing chat with a dog gif. how do you like that? come at me. do they have to click on it to get it? yeah. there it is. i think it's scrolling faster. i want to see it. okay. let's see those quips. ken, and then in parentheses it says you, fix, and then in parentheses my broken fucking saw. captain face fucker.
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is jalapenos a safety quip? or... i hope so. but it's also true. i mean, i voted for it, so i'm ready. god damn it, if i lose to a friggin' safety quip, i should not be in this segment anymore. wait, did not even write the answer to the wrong part? there is no honor in safety quips. a job that doesn't exist but surely would have the highest death rate if it did.
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now he's just making fun of us. hey, what if i told you you could just choose not to answer the phone during your dinner? damn phone calls are always ruining my dinner. i love that the ai has like three actual guesses and then they sort of refer to fucking safety quips and quiplash as answers. why does family view test twitch like this?
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sorry, what? if you find a shop and it's like, here's a bunch of stuff i kinda want, do you just buy it all or is there a reason to hold onto it? buy it all, dude. that's what i did. something an overexcited fan would yell at a tense dog show. butte montana or give him his busy bee, give him his busy bee? i don't understand it, but i vote for it. butte montana must be a safety quip. that's a safety quip. bear taffy's the only person who safety quips, but he also must have said give him his busy bee.
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i'm not sure i would like you with hair. what does that mean? i'm just saying i could see ryan with one or two quips, he's got his glasses on, he's got his sweater pulled up tight, you know? and you got substitute teachers go through the ringer and then you got this jerk who's got the iq of everyone in the room combined and he lets you know it. this is high school ryan. this is high school ryan by the way. modern day ryan knows how to dial it back, his iq knows.
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brand new map featuring multiple paths plenty of chances to be a dick interesting concepts and quips guaranteed to increase your penis size by three inches at least i don't like how they're trying to appeal to youtubers so i'm out on that one not the penis size that one's fine yeah, if you have a golf course that makes your dick big i'd play that right golf it with your friends golf with your friends map rebuilt in golf it oh yeah, we got to see that
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surprisingly fun everyone does blind oh, it's a fucking flying stuff. yeah, there are no no no ever no yeah there are everybody does blind and a court lash one. it does not love that. oh, this is good. what this is your last one ah well ever if everyone doing blind safety quips is absolutely hilarious by the way i think everybody should do it
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good game. alright, i'm gonna go use the restroom real quick. that was exciting. eh, we'll be back in three minutes for some quiplash. see you soon. see you soon. yeah, i would say $30 well spent on that. that was enjoyable. i would actually not mind playing that again. yeah, it's, uh, i think this could be like a once a week sort of thing. we doing ads? uh, yes. yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. alright, live my party so i can keep playing in between quips.
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