Quotes about “quilt”
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if you get sent stuff that's like physical and takes up space, you're probably like, like the last thing i want is another nikon camera that's like slightly different from last year's model. so i don't think they're there on the payroll. yeah, yeah, no, no, i feel you. am i broken for death's gambit because they sent me a beautiful quilt?
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yeah, i should have said blanket. it wasn't a quilt. i don't know why i said that. i just substitute words out that aren't synonymous sometimes. that is what i i will say though, like, one of the major perks of this job is that, like, i kinda don't have to pay for video games anymore, which is pretty nice. yeah, but then you have to play them. that's true, yeah. that that does it does come with that, so that that part kinda sucks. oh god. uh, some of them are good.
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chad, i appreciate that you're starting to come to respect the wizards tower. this is not a building that was built for aesthetics. this is a building that was built for function. like, are you s it's been built to purpose as necessary and then repaired over the years. this is like your grandma gives you a quilt on your 18th birthday and she's like, it's been passed down for centuries in our family. you know, that sucks. i wanted a canada goose jacket.
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you were supposed to use it like, you know, you were supposed to sprinkle it. but now you're like a, you know, a kid who's in the dorms in college, he's cooking for the first time and he's like, check it out, i invented something new. it's called a hot sauce chicken. it's chicken with hot sauce on it. i remember when, i mean, first year i was in the dorms, so i had a meal plan. they basically forced you, sorry, night quilt chicken will always make me laugh. not even the picture, just the phrase.
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okay, okay. i think i know what you are. apollo's like a nice quilt or a blanket no, no, i think apollo's a t shirt. i think he's a t shirt and he should have layered up
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put your balls in the coin star machine at the safeway and you were gonna do it. so maybe the light bulb is like merciful. basically i'm saying don't make your stupidity my problem. if you're not smart enough to recognize my joke as a joke, at least be smart enough to not follow everything i say blindly. it's the american education system that should be on trial. like i didn't eat the night quilt chicken. did i watch every video of night quilt chicken? no, but i watched a few.
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dubai is pretty high actually. do you think so for tripadvisor? i think it's gonna be higher than istanbul. this shit's gonna clear istanbul. we put istanbul too high. you might be right. duvet is not real. it's not real. it's in labrador. wait, but is it real? if it's a real place then it's gonna be on the thing. no, no, it's not real. i was just messing with you. it's a blanket. it is a quilt. this is very popular, i think. shit.
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as a gift. this is like number two, man! whaaat?! bro, who the fuck knows? who knows? who knows? this demonstrates we have mastered the elements. a blanket would be like a quilt or something, like, hey, look at hug hamster. number four is fucking bananas. so how did chad take hamster at number two and peanut at number seven? it's like animal life and plant life.
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but it does... taking a day quilt does alleviate the symptoms a little bit, but a vibe potion would be more fun, i guess is what i'm trying to say. gems are in both the black box and the white box. you're obviously lying. gems, you're obviously lying. you're lying, so you're telling the truth. gems are not in the white box or the blue box. okay, this is... apollo, honestly we mock you, no disrespect. easiest puzzle of my life. pink lemonade.
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2781.840
okay, okay. let's go with, uh... rodeo. now we're fucking cooking, man. let's go with radio? let's go with fucking... quilt. oh, shit. let's go with quaff. go up, go up. oh, up me. okay. let's go with purse. oh, he might be the goat! he might be the goat, man! to doink it?
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there goes that so and so. aren't they a catch? they got, anyway i'm like, thanks girl. did you hear about the newbie in town who's been hoarding all those cats? and they are all, yay, i heard about them. but what's this i hear about that book deal you landed? i'm all like, leave me alone, stalker. laul. anyway, what's this i hear about you and me, pipe buddies? i can hear you talking in your sleep. you old perv. my wife made me cover the pipe with a quilt. she was so embarrassed. we got like a little, i see it's a john waters thing. we got a john waters thing going on here.
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