Quotes about “quicksand”
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Northernlion Live Super Show [9⧸12⧸16]
- 343.480 i heard quicksand wasn't real by the way, did you hear that ever? no, that's not it. quicksand is real. no, like it's real but it doesn't work the way movies always show it. you know that like car explosions are real but they're not quite the way that you know the movies present them? no, the point is it doesn't try and kill people the way they show it. are you saying that quicksand is like a sentient being? no, i'm saying it doesn't do shit, it's just sand in a pit. Search ↗
- 373.620 don't worry so much about quicksand, everything's fine. the movies of our youth really overstated how much of a concern quicksand would be in real life. like, i was definitely, like if you had asked me at the age of eight years old, like what's the worst part about being an adult? i'd be like, falling into quicksand all the fucking time. and then, like, i have no idea what to do if, like, somebody pulls a knife on me. Search ↗
- 397.700 like if somebody says give me your money i don't have any training to deal with that but i have 20 different best practices for how to deal with quicksand you negotiate with it if your horse falls into it here's how to deal with it if your friend falls into it if somebody came up to me and said like i'm gonna kill you i would have no idea what to do yeah i'll turn down josh sorry chat Search ↗
- 436.140 well, no, i hear he's actually pretty good, but i'm being honest here. i've never seen a full one of his specials, but it's possible that that joke did make it into my subconscious at some level. what joke are we talking about again? the quicksand with the horse. the quicksand joke that i talked over you guys to make because i thought it was extremely clever. i wasn't listening to it. what happened was that? i was like, i think this joke could really make it in hollywood, honestly. and then it didn't. well, i mean, it did. it's not made on twitch tv, that's halfway. it seems like he's doing pretty well. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [9⧸26⧸16]
- 5532.020 i died. you died. i fell in the quicksand. wait, what is the sphinx gonna do? wait, there's a golf ball in the back. it is... it is the putt putt. it's like a mini golf course, yeah. yeah. it's a dinosaur. i don't remember dinosaurs in egypt. i do. you weren't back for oh, you fought. you weren't back a fout in them. oh, fuck. nope. yeah. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸6⧸16]
- 1682.420 what do you mean scum tactics? yo, you got a new clever guy over here. i love when the arrow just goes away instantly from dan's body. thank you to my schizophrenia for the two months in a row resubscription. yo, that's a finger right there. why don't you try to take a mouth? yeah, let's make a finger. yeah. maze trap, bob boberson, cervechese. what about a scoop that scoops them into the quicksand? yeah. so like, wouldn't it be like down here though? Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸19⧸16]
- 3159.540 3, 2, 1, glue. alright guys. yeah baby! let's sphinx it. let's sphinx it. let's sphinx it. yeah, yeah. oh yeah, give him a little tomo crown. oh yeah, i love this. which direction do you want? that way. you know what, yeah that seems good. i'm with that. wait, tomo wears a crown now? give him a little tomo crown. that's adorable. wait, just make him over. you're never getting over that. i don't know. you're high as hell. this is so easy if you don't fall in the quicksand. Search ↗
- 3380.920 oh there's wire there yeah, you're standing on my head yeah, but like you're slowly slipping down at a quicksand hail on my screen hmm Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸24⧸16]
- 2099.500 let's do this and with the bombs. that was that was i like that that was those pretty and then also not a level with a floor i think there should be a get like a whole in the menu i think pyramid was a great level for that no, cuz there's only like one dangerous spot to teleport to which is the quicksand. well, what about old mansion? oh Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [8⧸28⧸17]
- 392.600 and we do so with these these mazes here. i don't know about the line though. i just have lightning i don't know where i placed turn the music down like 20 percent. i hate a great idea oh, i should not have gotten submerged in quicksand. they both launched it once didn't they let me out, please so it's kind of like a race but also Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [1⧸18⧸18]
- 8391.160 you should be happier than having often. that makes it a big deal that it happens, you know? oh shit, there's a really obvious joke here that i completely forgot to put in. you know what you shouldn't put in your kid's sandbox? what? band socks. nice! cat shit and crayons, a child's skull, quicksand, kitty litter, and broken glass. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [3⧸26⧸18]
- 10333.380 why did it live you? why did it live me? i was in the water drowning! live free. look, i can't die! no, you can swim, you can swim. i think it's like quicksand in a desert game where you get like one jump and then you drown after that. look at that chicken just floating. yeah, he's like, he's just floating. that's called a fish fender. jump on his back. jump on his back. techtito. oh, you have a boss butt. now i suck. oh, there you go. got him. you drowned him. Search ↗