Quotes about “quebec”
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have you ever been to quebec? yeah, quebec man. i've been several times, montreal several times. quebec city once or twice. driven through it many times to go to nova scotia, new brunswick. alright, looks like we will win. you will win. the hp's been gone for like half an hour for me. i hope this is just some kind of mistake. come on out. would you go to one pug life's house if he gave you the opportunity? i would go but there's no way i'm jumping on some shit. fucking...
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he was trying to order orange juice at mcdonald's in quebec and he's like, orange juice. and then the cashier is like, huh? and then he's like, orange juice. and then he's like, okay, orange juice. he wasn't being rude. he was just trying to like, you really wanted this orange juice. and then the cashier was like, oh, just orange.
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or is it just because the one director is from quebec? it's something like that. like it's canadian because the director is canadian? is uwe boll or however you say his name canadian? uwe boll is definitely german. so i guess not all the video game movies. because he made a lot of those. all the ones that aren't literal excrement. but are still pretty bad. are made canadian style. there's very few that are actually not pretty bad. yeah! i would say like maybe zero?
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they'd be terrible candidates for dodgeball. yeah, he got me. yeah, he's also genetically enhanced. thank you, katana launcher. i thought that was the case, but i don't know a lot about hitman, so... i don't know where that happened or why. maybe i don't wanna know. let's do a hitman and pokemon crossover. we'll call it hitman man. and then when it comes out in quebec, we don't even have to change the title. oh no.
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pei is that place rei? no, it's prince edward island. it's not... what is that like an investment bank or something? rei is like a mountain company. what is a mountain company? they make mountains? they sell stuff for climbing on mountains. seriously. is it because you want to distance yourself from like french canada so you kind of like push the east coast away a little bit and you'd rather be central canadian or something? no, i got nothing against quebec man.
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wait, how do you say it? quebec quebec quebec it's cu you can say cu you can say cu you can say whatever the heck you want go ahead and try it, dan. see what happens i just know alberta is the texas name alberta alberta who's pink's, mcgee? that's me nick, please shoot him i'm not alive or i would excuse me? i'm the purple talon i'm number 99 what? he keeps stalling me when i start and i immediately fail
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in addition to his extensive training, the quebec native will bring his experience in astrophysics and engineering to the new canadian space agency. yeah! how many of you in chat got phd in astrophysics and engineering? yeah, it's probably freaking zero is my guess. nah, there's probably one or two in there. yeah, there's possibly. i'm always surprised at people that watch our show. that's true, we do have like some very intelligent viewers. yeah. which is surprising because we're fucking morons. yeah, we're idiots.
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those pillars weren't greek scum. what were they? corinthian? ionic? lorraine dusaba. where is chartres? i can't recall. okay, i mean this is obviously beautiful. run them over in the google car? this is of course um, p.f. chang's flagship paris location. oh it's ionian, not ionic, my mistake. uh, well i'm just gonna post us up like uh... yo, this ain't quebec city yo!
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i think. hold up. this would be a .ca if it was quebec city or montreal. and it was... it wasn't a .fr, it actually could be montreal now that i think about it. but there's a french flag right there.
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if you're from ontario, you assume that everything is ontario. that's probably fair. look, this sign is just nonsensical, but it would give us a great deal of information. oh, we have to be in quebec! well, we don't have to be. there's just a larger chance that we're in quebec since there's a france flag over there.
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it looks like my hometown and i'm french. well that's another piece of information that's very valuable for us. there you go. residence, sarah isabelle, 1805. so, quebec is a large province. i don't think we're going to gleam too much more information. so i try to put us, you know, in chewinigan. we're actually in bathurst, new brunswick? okay, fair enough. fair enough.
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i know they would hang a quebec flag, not a french flag, but i figured that maybe there was some, you know, national pride there or something. this is like banff, alberta, or british columbia. there's just no doubt here. that sign is extremely unhelpful. a lot of pickup trucks. it does not change my mind. check, drive, soar for updates. welcome to hope. welcome to hope.
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thank you, aruve, for the six months in a row, and also dustin lint gaming channel for the host. dustin lint gaming channel. dustin lint. i feel bad. not for people, because that's silly. but for the word plebiscite. people are always having referendums all the time. the quebec referendum, the brexit referendum. nobody ever does plebiscites anymore. you notice that? what's wrong with that?
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oh, that's not good. thank you grunstrom for that very generous $24.44 tip. it says, tell ryan he sucks ass and he is one third bagels. no, i wouldn't mind being percentage bagels. they're delicious. i'm okay with it. and montreal smoked bagel yesterday. they smoked a bagel? they do things real differently up in quebec. i feel like that wouldn't be that hard to make a bong out of a bagel.
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yeah, he's so busy fucking the robot. oh there he is once again the splendor against italians, there it is. a surreal ignatius? what is happening? that's not okay. oh this is a dan drawing. no, this is real. this is the realist. why does it look like the quebec nordiques logo?
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yo, why is las vegas getting a team before quebec gets a team? i know man. cause you're canada and nobody cares about canada. give it to hamilton. if anybody cares about canada for anything it's ice hockey so... that's true. this makes no sense. alright, i'll give you guys the easy one then. oh, you know what? i know what this is! yeah dude! really? give me the easy one faster dan, you got 19 seconds. yeah, quick quick quick. you did that last time! you guys can't all be related to birds!
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lemon or why desserts get so up their own asses? you know what i mean? like if you order like a ham and cheese sandwich, what's it called? ham and cheese sandwich. no poisson croissant de la chef pork a we jalila south advance of the play through my geo quebec. i can't speak french. i
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you shouldn't. you're american. yeah, that's correct. or like it's not like you shouldn't but it's like it's i don't it's not really expected every canadian needs to have at least a first grade knowledge of french. yeah. does it serve you very often in a good way? no, absolutely not. no. you never been like, oh i need to read the sign and it's only written in french. all signs in english are in... all signs in canada are in english and french. yeah. would have that like in quebec?
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yeah. i think all i think you were just french there. all government side. yeah. like, like on the roads and stuff like that. but if you went to like a store, yeah, it might be like, you know, wausau. how would you get around quebec if you don't read? i mean, everyone in quebec not everybody, a lot of people in quebec speak english. yeah, google maps. and also like, oh my gosh, you know, like, west is...
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thank you so much. if you go to quebec, you're fine if you're in montreal for like asking people you know directions and shit like that if you go to more rural quebec and you speak in english they actually legally can kill you yeah, they're like it's a thing they you're fucking dead dead
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that's the reason why, like, so there's a one of our political parties is bloc quebecois, right? they're separatists. yeah, yeah, i heard. and the only reason that quebec isn't its own country now is almost solely because of montreal being total bros. really appreciate that, by the way. yeah, thank you.
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or are they just kind of like against anybody who doesn't speak french properly to them? well i mean it's really only quebec and parts of new brunswick that you know are steeped in french. like nova scotia, pei, newfoundland. i would, you know, i can understand people in quebec speaking french much easier than people in newfoundland speaking english for the most part. they got their own form of dialect. they're always talking about the mummers and stuff like that and not... oh where you at?
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shit, that's that's a good question. what would be the equivalent name of brexit if quebec left canada? that's it. sounds like a breakfast cereal. it really does. that's what i like about it. i think to be honest with you, we should just like every province should leave canada and then just be like their own country. but let's join up with texas.
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yeah, an inter place named dildo. how about that? we do, but i'd excuse myself from any conversation that involves anything east of ontario. i will say i'm sure there's a few viewers that would have a bone to pick about that. we do have, you know, we have quebec, and the capital of quebec is quebec city, so... like, that's... i gotta turn the lens inwards and say i think that's kind of bullshit.
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