Quotes about “prostate massage”
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1954.26
why you gotta bring golf courses in arizona into this? some people still believe that it's the little guy refusing to recycle his little plastic straws that's fucking up the environment. what the? it's, you're talking about a dude getting the prostate massage from his amazon bidet. like it's just, it's not that you're wrong, it's just what's the point? look how much water the ocean uses bro. i never thought of it that way. my boyfriend commented on my body hair last night. i'm not touching that one.
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4611.96
i gotta read this tip because it's amazing. it's by free bad dragon toys coupons for $5. don't read that. have any of you ever had a prostate massage? you haven't lived until you tried a prostate massage. i recommend our flexibly sized silicon butt plug for beginners. chop till you drop and then plug till you drop for other reasons. plug till you drop! all right. thanks very much, free bad dragon toys coupons. yeah.
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1504.16
it's just a funny post, why you gotta bring golf courses in arizona into this? some people still believe that it's the little guy refusing to recycle his little plastic straws that's fucking up the environment. what the, it's, you're talking about a dude getting the prostate massage from his amazon bidet. like it's just, it's not that you're wrong, it's just what's the point? look how much water the ocean uses, bro. i never thought of it that way. my boyfriend commented on my body hair last night.
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744.64
force controls their mind and makes them like all fight each other why doesn't anybody in star wars use the force to bring someone to orgasm like the merovingian does in the matrix too? i've said it before on the lss i'm a hundred percent certain yoda or like a really good jedi could like massage your prostate with the force why like if he's having an argument on the jedi council and like half the people
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5477.64
it's not a real desk, like you can't actually put any shit on it or in it. you can just drape like one third of a piece of paper over it and then like slowly move it up as you keep writing your answers. anyway, but this, i mean if you're in kindergarten, this is fine and it's better than a stool. but if you're an adult, it's bad and better than a stool. why is chipotle in b? what is it that does its job? don't need a chair to give you a prostate massage for it to be like competent.
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729.08
isn't that the first fish that crawled out of the ocean and doomed us all to a life of tax? either way, we're taking an a. that's a given. harness. stimulate. resurrects an ally! that's gonna save me so much time! stimulate. hmm. a prostate massage. hmm. what do you got for me, brother? aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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3678.44
modular. is there a stigma for men to use sex toys? because it seemed like there was such a recoil from that. there is a stigma for men to use sex toys. like a pocket pussy even? yes. probably especially a pocket pussy. the tenga egg? very much so, yeah. you know, as we've established, i'm the most republican on the show. and if a dude was like, i put a vibrator up my ass and give myself a prostate massage, i'd be like, you know what? you're a very modern man.
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3338.08
don't need a chair to give you a prostate massage for it to be like competent. it's not bee worthy. it's comfortable! say what you will about chipotle. oh, don't go to chipotle. you gotta go to las casa amigos. when i go to chipotle, they respect me enough to give me a real chair. i go to las casa amigos, they're like, here's a plastic stool. by the way, tortilla chips are like another six bucks on top. why don't you relax, la casa amigos?
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795.320
force controls their mind and makes them like all fight each other why doesn't anybody in star wars use the force to bring someone to orgasm? like the merovingian does in the matrix too. i've said it before on the lss i'm a hundred percent certain yoda or like a really good jedi could like massage your prostate with the force why like if he's having an argument on the jedi council and like half the people are
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9746.040
oh, okay. the box is gonna suddenly die. so the water comes up all of a sudden now. oh, maybe not. where you going? big boy? going nowhere. one... there we go. oh man. just far enough to take damage, right? oh shit. don't do it. why don't you go... what is that? massage your prostate with my fish. oh! oh shit, he's missed! onto another mine! onto another mine, down there!
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