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the worst breakfast pancakes shaped like your dad's prostate gland or pancakes shaped like penis. i don't what's the prostate gland shaped like kind of like a bean i think most glands are kind of bean shaped
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why are we made up of beans? why did they just put a bunch of beans in humans? what's that about? yeah, i don't know. my mic is the same level it's always been. i don't know what you're talking about. humans are just a big sack of beans. your dad's prostate gland has won this one. he does. 79 21. i don't even know what that would look like as a pancake. angry khan, 28 months in a row. thank you very much. alright, it's time for the last lash.
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6890.660
it's bad for the gun's prostate? oh. oh, you see what i'm saying? every fucking time.
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386.220
has always been my motto. that movie was badass. i was not expecting it. yeah, edg uh, what is that? edg or oh. edger tomorrow? no? yeah? joel edgerton. something like that. edging for tomorrow. edg i know what that is. it's good for your prostate. uh, we don't know. we the fda has spoken to us on several occasions about making that spurious claim and uh,
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how he was conceived by a genius. you can't whiz and ejaculate at the same time, we've been over this. we have come to a conclusion about that. the urine thing i'm still kind of on the fence about, to be honest with you. as well as the prostate poking pole, because i think a lot of people have not been interested.
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the prostate part pardon me the prostate poking pole the thing fox was trying to pitch out. no he's talking about the gooch rod that's not a prostate poking pole. that's something completely different. oh the triple p is not a thing i made that up, huh? no you that's that tells me more about you than it tells me about then it tells me about fox honestly that's all right by the way a bunch of people tweeted me and said hey the gooch press uh
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i'm trying medical. i'll try anything once but stop by the doctor's office you know, i was thinking about just getting one of those pleasure colonoscopies as a you got any doctors into that i've been hearing so much about um, i should use birth row there, but i feel like you know people like men are so protective of like their butts you ever talk to a young man about like getting this prostate checked that did not come out, right? there's not a young man about getting the baby. excuse me young man. oh
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2432.060
can i spare a moment to talk about your prostate? but no, people are like, man, no doctor's putting his hand up my ass, even if it does stop me from dying from the world's most horrible disease. you're like, really?
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yeah, colon health is a serious issue and thinking you have some kind of principled homophobic stand on it is a real stupid way to go. that's thinking that they don't use their hand. they use their hand to do the prostate exam, man. well, it's because we went back and forth between colonoscopy and prostate. those are two different things. that would be sweet though if your doctor just held onto a gopro and like... just went in fist first and then opened his hand up. it's not their hand, it's their finger. okay.
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some of us don't have the prostate of a golden god, okay? wait, how long does it take you to pee? not that long, but sometimes it depends on like where i'm coming from. if it's like 3 in the morning or something and i'm like oh, and i'm just like all dazed and confused i'm gonna sit down just so i don't bump my head why are you bumping your head while you pee? because if i'm like all
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yeah, talk about like bowel health. it's like ooh. that's gross. yeah, they are basically the next dr. oz that stigma is next dr. oz that's that's the stigma that makes people be like i'm not getting my prostate checked not letting a doctor put his finger up my butt to see if i got a you know some kind of terrible disease that would be weird. yeah, we got to break down these barriers. it's just poop baby. talk about you poop everyone poops
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this is a child's show, it's so good. pretend her mouth is your dick, 67 to 33. i still really want to know what you do there in that situation. are you sucking on her tongue? you know the red hot chili peppers? suck my kiss! flick under the head. a mean text you would send to break up with a muppet. this other guy knows my prostate better or quit acting like you have a hand up your ass.
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how did people not get the last one? the guy had his hand up the muppet's ass and really knew the prostate well, so of course you're gonna like... the real reason the dinosaurs died communal suicide pact or a kid fell in the enclosure. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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can't live with him can't live without him domo domo edge me like that bad for your prostate macarena macarena
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noted comedian and improviser paul f. tompkins does a werner herzog impression, and the broad note of it is that everything comes back to nature will eventually destroy us, and that's on display in that i thought it was like the prostate fluoro lactate testosterone valve or something. well that's actually what he was named after. it helps the bear milk itself or something like that. it helps the bear milk itself.
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so yeah, well it kind of matters to me i died by the way. it's an interesting run. i have not found anything remotely good just about like maybe a cube of meat is about the best thing i'm working with yeah similar someone in chance said you're not old until you've had your first prostate exam that's i don't know if we talked about this on the show but dude, i'm i'm pushing to get the prostate exam like every time i go to the doctor. oh
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don't want to die like that's a huge part of my motivating like existence like right here just knock it all out. yeah, i'm like once over i'd rather die than have the doctors took a finger on my butt. no way dude it's all covered. give me the give me the prostate exam put me in the mri machine like i
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like if i put my finger up there, first off, i'm not double jointed, so i don't know how my elbow's gonna do what it needs to do there. but then i don't even know what i'm looking for up there. you know, it's all, you know like, uh, you go to a haunted house, you go to like a haunted house and they put a blindfold on you and then they're like, put your hand into my boiled eyeballs! and it's just peeled grapes? it'd be like that. i mean, i don't know what that is. is that my prostate or is that, you know, what i had for breakfast this morning? i think the prostate's pretty far up, isn't it?
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this show got weird way too quick. oh get over it, you know we're all gonna have a prostates exam someday even though ladies amongst you the way the world's going right now. oh kind of like a missus some meaningless sentence really i like the implication that the world's so shitty that women are gonna grow prostate so they need to have it examined because the water is so florida you never know what that's gonna do you know well do people are always like i think we've talked about this on the show before but if you guys like
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and the pews. but you have your own prostate and bladder and vas deferens and etc. i think it'll just get really stretchy. is my thing. is that a good thing? no, probably not. it can be, you can actually make a career out of it. remember there's those circus weightlifters and they wrap their dicks around shit and lift it up. are there though? yeah.
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