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was that the grandmother from the nutty professor? yeah, that's kind of what i was going for but it could just sound weird. also played by edward murphy. i wish it was edward snowden. that would be a great film. the nutty professor's 3, all parts played by edward snowden. that's how he sneaks back into the country on a work visa. with a fat suit and a great wig. hug a lass. no, i'm keeping the paper. edward snowden! edward snowden!
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ughhh, zack snyder. a quaternion is like an imaginary number but instead of i it's just also j and k? yeah man, it's like a three dimensional imaginary vector. oh no, so it's like the xyz for imaginaries? um, i guess that would be one way to think of it. like if they map to dimensions? i went just about far enough in math for my professor to be like, hey we're gonna introduce this shit, but
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uh oh shit that's probably like when it came out yeah same but it's weird i was just thinking about nutty professor last night i'm not even kidding because i haven't seen nutty professor in a long time and it's a good how does this work if you both mind control each other you don't they cancel out no i don't know
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fire extra bullets just like it tears up i guess. no, it's like a wave of enemies. or a wave of bullets rather than a straight line. oh. yeah. where could the professor be? i bet he's in that very inn. i wanna bet, like... he's been corrupted by... insert evil force here. that's right. is my guess. a skeleton blood god or something. a bleeding skeleton god. maybe they just paint their red bones white.
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it's not casual racist racism to suggest that schneider might be a german name. oh schneider is taylor in german so maybe that's why you think that. oh, sorry for my casual racism and also being correct about the etymological origins of a last name. uh, excuse me professor. is schneider a german last name? i'm genuinely curious. also i'm a fucking racist. you are. yeah, why would you tell them that?
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yeah, adventures of pluto, nash, norbit, the nutty professor and dr. doolittle too are really like if you could only have an eddie murphy starter kit of four movies. everybody's got shitty movies, man. he's got some really good ones too. oh god, i'm flying. 80s eddie murphy is untouchable. beverly hills top, baby. yeah, man. beverly hills top coming to america, trading places. okay, you're aware then of my argument. thank you, bad goblin for the brand new sub scribble. thank you, sir.
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anymore. i've taken the only thing you have away from you. well, i mean, i think the problem is that it's probably an honor system more so than just notes and it might be a bit awkward to ask the teacher to require a note of the other students, you know? in the us, is it common to have to get a doctor's note? yes, it is, but in some college situations if the teacher feels pretty or the professor feels pretty congenial with the students, you just go with it.
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i could have done your thesis for you. it was 22 words long. it said, when you think about it, aren't we all actually related if you go back far enough? and then the professor didn't even give me a letter grade. he just stapled my degree to the paper and then wrote woah in all capital letters. i never thought of that. in my fucking mind. and his name? oh shit. david... neil degrasse tyson. copper ass.
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now have you ever tried butt chugging? not yet. neither bro. that would imply that it's gonna happen. well, i've got a lot of life left to live so... as a physics professor, i really do enjoy the nlss. well, thank you! as a physics professor, you should understand that i wasn't insulting you in particular. you're a man of science. strip your emotions out of it. you killed my turret. ohhhhhh! stanky, no! good old stanky!
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i'm sorry chris hecker, it's not your fault. maybe it is. alright, i'll be back in a moment. alright, have fun. i just want to say a quick thank you to trainer uro for the 375 tip. he says, my professor had a brain injury patient whose go to joke at the deli counter was, can i get a pound of horse cock? so where do shitty jokes told a little too loudly lie on the hierarchy? huh. well i guess you have to establish that it's definitely a shitty joke. i'll ask ryan and fox about that in a sec.
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take a look at themselves in the mirror. you know, kids are, you know, it's a silly thing to say sometimes, but, you know, boys will be boys kind of thing. sometimes you just have to let it work itself out. there's an up and a down to the boys will be boys, because that gets used in a lot of really bad ways too. but i think in this case, maybe it's not that bad. the specific problem here was that their professor had a brain injury patient whose go to joke at the deli counter was, can i get a pound of horse cock?
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so it always shows you its shell. don't take this as an insult, but what is that from? because i only know it from my freshman year philosophy professor bringing it up.
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