Quotes about “pro player”
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gamers who are obviously thus better at meeting games kind of by default, who also have, you know, significant others and serious relationships. in fact, kate is better than me at video games, so... i'm too busy playing video games to be good at video games, i think is the problem. i've sold myself... i'm never gonna be, uh... i focus on, you know, breadth instead of depth. mm hmm. which is a, you know, positioning strategy that i enjoy, but you know, i'm never gonna become like a pro dota player or caster.
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can i ask you guys an open ended question? sure. what do you guys have against side scrolling beat em ups that take approximately four hours to six hours to beat? what are you suggesting? what? pro force? you're gonna play double dragon or something? something like that. there's plenty of those out there. there'd probably be one. four player beat em up? yeah!
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usually we like there to be a player that we pass to when we do that. twitch chat's definition of good at games is literal top tier pro level. yeah, that's true. even like the team, they come in fourth in like a major tournament. they're like, wow, disbanned. unless you're krenova, you're not even in the game. yeah, exactly. nope. i'm muscling you. i'm muscling you. yeah, it is you who has been muscled. don't bring purine flanks into this. he didn't say the yiffs.
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so how do i go to the pro shop to change myself? welcome to the pro shop. don't worry about all that, okay? as you can see, i have $1,245 tennis bucks that i earned from doing my lessons last night. you need to go to my player. okay. my player. i'm scanning the screen. it's literally right next to the default option. i am stupid. i will be playing on the men's tour. select player preset.
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let's see if we can get some revenge on this guy. and i was disappointed that they took kind of like the marketing direction that they did because on a moment to moment, you know, flying level i thought that game was a lot of fun. this does the same thing but better. oh man, i don't even think i could put this plane into a zero g role like it wants me to. i did shoot down a plane though, did you see that mom? okay, we're gonna... oh well, that didn't work out. it's the same dude, man! he is a pro fucking war thunder player.
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you know that there's a single player game to duck game? yeah, you can do like training or something. you unlock hats there too actually, it's pretty cool. yeah, you unlock hats and modes. primarily. woah! i blew myself. it's been a while. it's been a while since we were... we had rumble muffin in on this too. since we were at our peak. never heard of him. yeah, i'm pro rumble muffin man. that guy's great. oh, fuck that one. he's like the unofficial tech support man of the stream. wow. i like that everyone died. that was pretty incredible.
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ah well, we tried. can i get like a tetris pro? well, can i get the best tetris player in chat to review my play so far? and this is not me fishing for a 10, but it is me fishing for maybe a seven. i'm fishing for a seven. can we get a seven? four? okay, can i get a good tetris player who has a normal job to tell me how my tetris skill is going so far? good placement, but you gotta go faster. okay.
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yeah. but at least you get to teach them how to throw a baseball and stuff. that's not a fun time. that's the best part about it. and if you're on the fence, this goes beyond you guys as well. if you're on the fence, it's like you get to relive the best parts of being a kid except through another person. you know what i mean? but not like that in a different way. what do you mean? like, it's not like, oh, i'm playing. i want him to be a pro baseball player or something. but you just, you know, it's fun. it's like you have to be a kid again.
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double it. double the difficulty and give it to the next guy. it was easy? okay, then fucking go be a pro connections player, r blaster. nothing stopping you. i called bath five minutes ago? yeah, but you also rooted for the vegas golden knights, dlguigas, so everybody makes mistakes. how's that golf course taste? play without an account. black and white safari animal? zebra. excuse me? can you place it in the other direction, please? shaq's last name? o'neal?
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somewhere between 68 and 100 years old, and he's coughing his lungs, he's coughing up blood every two seconds. what are you doing, man? there's no need for that, man. there's no need for that, tony. that's ridiculous. happy birthday, paul. it is what he wanted, i guess. along with a career as a professional dodgeball player, jeremiah trotter made four pro bowls across his two stints with this nfc team. probably the buccaneers, man.
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pro dodgeball player, huh? this team won the 1995 eastern conference finals, then got swept by michael jordan and the bulls in the 1996 eastern conference finals. i mean, a basketball team that was second fiddle to the bulls when i was in like the second grade, like the pistons were okay, the knicks were pretty good, the magic, oh, the
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