Quotes about “president speed”
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2572.14
i'm giving the bus respect. everybody gets respect. i... what the fuck? the harvester just... go ahead, go ahead. you go ahead. who's the harvester? i owe you a life. yeah, i think it was. we just killed each other. i shit you not, there was a car screaming at me full speed and the harvester went, get down mr. president! and just fucking took it.
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400.28
alright, caffeine pill seems like it is a decent upgrade. faster is good. we can already fly, so this is awful. but, lord of the pins might still be a small speed upgrade. one thing's for sure, i'm not particularly thrilled with where i am in terms of my overall abilities at this point, but hey, at least we have a deal with the devil president. i don't know what the hell we would have done with angel president. just hope for trinity shield holy mantle godhead, i guess.
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343.68
we got game kid again, i think. that's funny. i appreciate the speed, but i'm very disappointed that we unfortunately have found ourselves in a situation where we will not have to deal with the devil president. that's fudged up. we will go to our curse room again. thank god i didn't walk into the fire there, even though we're gonna lose the spirit heart either way. i want to do it on my terms, gosh darn it. guppy's collar! this is something that we're interested in. we got a guppy item. happy to have it?
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1354.08
a speed upgrade would go a long, long way. we're presently not crushing it in that department. a little utility would help us out a great deal to be honest. great spiders. that's definitely not worth it. if i'm elected president of isaac in 2020, i will make it a rule. all boss trap rooms and mob trap rooms and analogs therein
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6086.620
i'm giving the bus respect. everybody gets respect. i... the harvester just came out! go ahead, go ahead. you missed the harvester. yeah, i think it was. we just killed each other. i shit you not, there was a car screaming at me full speed and the harvester went, get down mr. president! and just fucking took it.
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2317.24
uh, oh, the next first president. you're already out and about! yeah of course dude it's rabbit speed! we got way less time! little known fact, george washington, big fan of social security. huge fan. can't do shit for special interest. guess i'm just sitting on my dick for the rest of today. so be it. a lot of people playing the just cause multiplayer mod right now on steam. that's such a fun game. it's a fun game?
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11111.34
bad speed, good angle. ah, fuck me right in my dildo hole. what do you guys think? you egged taffy o.t.i. for the dollar sixty nine! what do you guys think the odds are that markiplier will run for u.s. president in his lifetime?
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4603.38
right all right when the president's really like that. yeah, yeah, you always need to do that double dragon in honor of nick all right fallen comrades okay speed lucky oh god i took fall damage already. yeah, i did i took damage and then got hit by a skeleton oh god so you're down to what like one health to to help to help josh apparently i'm 69th on the leaderboards i didn't even notice really yeah
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11111.380
bad speed, good angle. ah, fuck me right in my dildo hole. what do you guys think the odds are that markiplier will run for us president in his lifetime?
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5386.64
is it her boob that pops out in the speed dating scene? no, like when he's actually watching that paul rudd character wait a minute, she was the one the president paid not to talk about the relationship. i always get her confused. this is depressing and horny. wow, that's a rare combo. that means it's a good answer, right? i thought it was usually one and the same.
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