Quotes about “poutine my penis”
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don't even look it up on the internet. just go to tim hortons and say, hey, give me a cup of your best green leafy. they'll know what to do. they will not laugh at you. tell them canadian prime minister jean poutine sent you. trust me. they will not mock you. stop this. i've never looked at anybody and said, i think i really use a penis in their butt. and maybe that's a problem on my end.
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guy who turned democrat after he found out abraham lincoln was a republican. joker fan who still listens to his early stand up. guy with a canadian food fetish be like, yeah i love poutine. poutine my penis in the fries. louis must be confused as fuck when someone asks her if she's ready.
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that was an amazing goal, i appreciate that. i only got 90 seconds here, okay? i gotta get something good here. uh... caveman podcast, be like, today's episode is brought to you by blueberries. thank you, chew, thank you. it's like a little sting at the end of it, i like that. a guy with a canadian food fetish, be like, yeah, i love poutine. poutine my penis in the fries. yes! we got him!
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i like that. one second y'all, i'm consulting my notes. anybody here offended by foul language? no. what kind of foul language? well, the f word. wait, actually now that i think about it, i don't think this is foul language. a guy with a canadian food fetish be like, yeah, i love poutine. poutine my penis in the fries. yes! we got him!
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yeah, but you real mouth gamer onesie right there yeah, can you give me like a document so i know what i can slip into my speech honestly, i'll do it. but first let me take a wander through the poutine forest. okay, i can i can give you something you could slip into something? what okay, it's uh my penis into his ass you know what bothers me is his not that but
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in a big city that can support like a relatively thriving local restaurant scene, that's pretty much all you got, man. guy with a canadian food fetish be like, yeah, i love poutine. poutine my penis in the fries. it's you, dr. debouti! don't get me started on calcis. calcis is like, what if somebody who thought tgi fridays was a good restaurant xeroxed it and made it even worse. holy shit, we almost scored?
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alright, there you go chat. i tweeted the bone marrow poutine. you can see the size of the freaking huge this used to be a christian stream used to be a mormon stream sometimes for like one segment at moments or another dang it. i stroked my whole out penis now, what was the most recent movie you watched? says utopia
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