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imagine where we'd be if the thug of porn had that attitude. alright, we got this. we got this. great stuff. that's forward momentum. alright. alright, that's it. i just scored. right here. just keep it up in the air forever. it is a beach ball. that's like the name of the game, right? someone's got that for sure. yeah, maybe the guy on his back spinning has got it. no problem. alright, maybe the next one will be fun.
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okay, oh, oh that was close. i was very close. oh okay, i'm fine all those shots, and i only hit myself it can rain that way not that way lizard porn sounds nice. oh it's shots oh this shit again. oh boy. how do you get up there? oh?
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but yeah, there was no need for steven spielberg. need for steve. you know they have pong stars, but i would like to see pond stars. i'd like to see porn stars. i do every day. i'd like to see pong stars. oh yeah! i'd like to see kong pong stars.
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what's your problem with helen hunt? no, i don't have a problem with helen hunt. i just didn't know she was still america's sweetheart. yeah, i thought melissa joan hart was american sweetheart. yeah, american sweetheart. she's even got hart in her name. melissa joan sweetheart. i thought jollisa... jollisa monehart? it's gone too far. jollisa monehart is absolutely her porn name. yeah, that's her porn name. jollisa monehart. oh my god, this is not going well.
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that's a lot. that's i don't i don't how do you get that? i could i do. you didn't say gigabytes, you said terabytes. terra. terra. yeah. it's terrible! that's a shitload of porn. yeah, man. that's a shitload of of any kind. they said that there's this like new, uh, ish, that's been around for a few years, they like take, uh, information and can put it in like, store it in bacteria. so they said is that what jared was doing? that's what he was doing!
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no armor, uchi build, op. oh, i'm very familiar with the, you know, this is it, what uchi porn from the sky stuff we got going on here. oh, my stats aren't good enough. yeah. forgot about that. i don't really have the time to go back and look at what is wrong with my stats, but... are you trying... what are you trying to wield there? the uchi. dex. okay. maybe strength as well, actually. i'll just level up a little dex, see what it does. whoa, get that shit out of here.
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as always, i'm your host northernlion, joined by my esteemed co host rocklysmile. hey everybody, how's it going? and then of course cobalt streak, our wednesday guest, is joining us as well. hello. hi porn. oh man. that's for you cobalt. i still... i will never get sick of that i think. well i'm not, i'm trying not to overuse it, because i think that's the one way you'll get sick of it, so just like one or two per stream.
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i look at it like an advantage in a way, like if you had to lose them, which sucks, granted, but if you had to, then you get those, the neoprene ones that are like, kinda translucent, then you hook them up with the bluetooth on your phone and you can have them glow a color. dude, i think that's what the people in like orgasm denial porn actually do. like, it's about finished and they just like karate chop him in the sack, i'm pretty sure he's got those like polyurethane balls.
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give me a friggin' banana bomb, man. ahh! kate, don't speak korean in my chat. this chat is english only. i think you added an extra syllable in there somehow. nooo! well, maybe. don't... what is this hatred of me? oh, you guys are battling on the stinky... glass. uh, i'm in the stinky tube. what good guy? i pay my taxes. stinky tube. for all your stink porn needs.
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i think she's got a bit of a hair trigger for scares though, right? i mean she she gets jump scared. yeah. yeah, i got the porn photo that's probably a pretty good one to get a porn. did you reroll the belt? yeah
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hello everybody joining box hi hi guys you are a porn star what would your name be what about like huge loads? that's too easy. i could be a croatian porn star huge loads. i would be gee whiz cheese whiz
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yeah, it sounds pretty gross honestly. i think that's symptomatic of having watched too much porn though if you think that's dirty. don't look that up on youtube red. or redtube rather. well i am all done. let me see what this deal with the devil looks like and then i'm done as well. this decides whether or not i keep rolling with this run like an alligator. roll with me, roll with me. or if i decide to bounce and do the opposite.
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oh, it's from porn. that's i think we've abandoned all hope on this foot model. i think so, too it's not going oh look at this just look at the stick handling end to end wow, wow bob ross is the king of motel art, you know what that's pretty rude man you know who i want to commission as an artist whichever photographer took the pictures of the vegetables and the loaves of bread in every subway
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