Quotes about “popcorn machine”
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781.38
there was a lineup at the machine sometimes. there's nothing worse than going into a jumbo video like near closing time and you look at the popcorn machine and it's like totally empty. and you're like, what am i gonna do? am i gonna eat a bunch of like buttered kernels? or am i gonna, you know, just go without? you always get the buttered kernels. sometimes you feel bad about it afterwards. not a good turn there, by the way. but it was a genius strategy because like, even adults love popcorn. but do kids would like
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5897.98
number one pet peeve at the movie theater. all right, when you walk up to the concession stand and you've been hey, you know, what's your number one pet peeve at the movie theater great question number one pet peeve at the movie theater when you walk up to the concession stand and you've been craving that salty buttery hot movie theater popcorn all day the popcorn machine is going
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1206.02
that part was simply not true. if you were trying to make a slogan that was 50% true, 50% false, you've possibly succeeded? sounds like a damn popcorn machine, man. okay, i'm not scared of you anymore. i can't believe there's only five minutes left. i feel like i haven't gotten the last element that i need to pop off, which is assassin. enemies below 20% hp die instantly when they're hit, but they'll be hit constantly?
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7509.40
tell her that's the cleaning chemical smell. oh, that's just the, yeah, that's the smell of the floor detergent. or the smell of the film, you know? that's, there you go, that's what movies smell like, yeah. smell like? that's just, nobody knows. they see like the big popcorn machine, people with popcorn. oh no, they just got, you know, that's just carrots. yeah, they're just little carrots. little carrots. those are the cheap carrots, we brought the expensive ones. you don't want those ones. you don't want those, those are like no name carrots.
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425.30
i've grown up, you know, i've been on this great earth for 28 years. when i was a kid you go to the movies, you get popcorn. that's it, they got popcorn, sodas and candies. got a little older? first evolution. nachos, hot dogs, hamburgers, pizza slices, they installed a slurpee machine. and even then, i didn't stand up. i didn't say, what are we doing here? are we getting away from the things that are important? instead, i just toughed it out.
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1331.72
this dealer's starting to piss me off, bro. i gotta move to a new machine. holy cow. i told you! you have a 4 am play on blackjack, dude. so true. finally, a mega arcana pack. can i convert everything into diamonds, please? i can convert a card into diamonds. that's something. how about a club? that's not how this works. there you go. convert the left card into the right card. good. and then... i mean, we got a decent amount of chips coming in. just give me some popcorn instead.
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1317.74
i am not a believer in the home theater as like one of the best amenities to have in your house. i feel like people always end up doing it in like a way that's worse than just having like a good tv and a good sound system. it's always like 16 chairs that don't allow any intimacy and then like a 480p projector and it's like a popcorn machine. i'm like, i don't want that. just give me like a take like a sick living room or something like that.
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560.520
nothing better than an afternoon bowl of popcorn. that's true though. some of those lurk look burnt. actually, i mixed the last of my purple kernels with some orville redenbacher kernels. i know you be feeling fucking pressed when you make a good ass bowl of popcorn and someone says a couple of the kernels look burnt. busy day of popcorn production and it's a man in an apron that says popcorn papa with a popcorn popping machine.
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499.48
and then i think we're gonna come down... oh! didn't want to go back to the arsenal. there, this feels normal now. the x button for the melee attack. pick up another black tonic and come through here. let's try our new skill out! i don't like that as much as the whirlwind. i'll probably go back to that. now, you see this like popcorn machine here? this is actually a squirt generator, so it's essentially a machine that creates squirts. so we're gonna want to take that out sooner rather than later. if you look really really closely, you can see that there's actually a health bar underneath
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3407.70
i mean they don't give you the pink popcorn at jumbo video, they give you the... usually the fucking problem with jumbo video is you go in there and you're like, yum, free popcorn, then the popcorn machine is always empty. and you're like, can i get some popcorn? and they're like, yeah sure, why don't i fucking stop doing my job that lets you rent movies and fill up the popcorn machine? and i'm like, damn, okay. sorry, i'm nine, but i guess i'll mind my own business or whatever. anyway, jumbo video is like canada's blockbuster. although we also have blockbuster.
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