Quotes about “poop and pee”
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7368.02
but for now, i'm going back to the bathroom to pee or poop. and i'm not gonna tell you which one it is. it's pee because poop is worse. i don't want you to think i'm gonna be taking a shit in there at 2pm. that's more of like a morning activity. i'm gonna pee. see you tomorrow. brian, they were the raid.
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7900.32
i'm not into pee and poop stuff. just doesn't do it for me. i don't even like kissing because i just don't like fluids. bodily fluids. it's all gross. i'm fine with fluids, just not pee and poop. my wife has mono.
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4303.24
the main problem though is he doesn't go to the toilet outside. i've tried whatever i can think of but he just goes wherever he wants inside the house to pee and poop. we watch him carefully and try to prevent it as much as possible. we have training pads but he just ignores them. there's a lot more stuff but obviously there's a character limit. oh, is there? is there? is there? okay. recently my boyfriend mentioned he's fed up of having to clean up dog mess all the time and fed up of the smell of it. he's also complaining about taking him on walks and other things. luckily for him he works monday to friday all day.
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63.02
the baby did not get sick, which is nice. however, we did do, um, like intensive potty training this weekend. which means, uh, that for four days my kid did not have a diaper or pants on. and i had to watch her like a hawk in order to make sure she didn't poop or pee on the ground. she did pee on the ground a few times, but that's to be expected.
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3018.84
i fart when i pee, but it's rare. it's a really rare one. i would say it's like one out of every like 50 pees i think i'm right there was a really it was an awkward time where i was peeing and i fought it a bit and it was like a big fart and then when i turned around to leave there was poop all over the door
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1355.44
i did lose a minute in snow land so like you know what i should be a lot further along than i am. that's my first race win. it is. i'm gonna go pee in celebration. nice. one for me too please. take a poop for me. and don't forget to do the pee that i said for me. you know? the band? no? sure. i did it. i did the mario.
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1993.98
anybody that complains about diaper changes because they're gross, i don't necessarily disbelieve them, but i think they're prioritizing and focusing on like the wrong thing. i used to, you know, i mean it wasn't my favorite activity in the world, but i used to not mind the diaper changes. there's a little poop, you wipe it up, a little pee, you wipe it up, you put another diaper on, bob's your uncle, you're good to go.
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1223.560
if you just accept that every night there's gonna be dishes and then learn how to start making the best of the chore, there's nights where i'm like, oh, the dishes are over too fast. that kind of stinks, bro, because now i gotta go scoop the litter box. and scooping the litter box is a serious roulette. sometimes there's a lot of stuff in there. sometimes they be pooping on the pee. i don't know. sometimes they don't be covering up the poop at all. i don't know if it's like a protest or something like that, but
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944.44
poop pops out of your butt and then splashes you get a little toilet water in your asshole doesn't feel very good feel much worse if there was pee in your asshole robert two generations so first off austin's right secondarily two generations ago granddad was flying a spitfire over berlin while anti aircraft guns tried to shoot him down now. we're worried about getting a little piss on our asshole lips
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9258.70
it looks like two states fucking. two chamber toilet. oh you upper deck it. for poop and the one in the front for pee. i have no idea what this is. is this a toilet with an umbrella? the fuck is happening? it's so you can poop outside. okay not that. i am so confused. no no no it wasn't that. it's not the toilet with the umbrella. not the toilet yeah.
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