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995.220
so if you do this on freaking basement one, you might end up with shit from womb. right, you're substantially more likely to reroll into an enemy who's outside of your pool. or outside of your floor's pool. maybe this item needs a little bit of work. d10, as far as i'm concerned, it only needs one change. make it so that it can reroll bosses. but it won't do that though. yeah, but if you can make it so it rerolls bosses, then it actually has like a productive use.
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1080.780
yeah, but it probably wouldn't change the item pool that it would draw from just to spite you. you'd fight the fallen and get like a regular health upgrade. it's like needlessly cynical about it. if they're making it, they could make it. oh my god. alright, well, d10 got me a damage there, so... two damage! you've rolled with the d10! i rolled, yes, i rolled with the d10, took it into a room, and it hit me twice because i re rolled it.
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8311.880
oh, that sucks that level because i thought i was gonna jump up. i'm a bomb in a pool. i win some people spawn on the top another spot on the bottom. are you gonna open any expeditions? i'm gonna i'm gonna get a full set of expeditions presently. that's only $18,000 just get some hood milk and you'll be fine. hey get some hood milk aka eggnog
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6655.880
oh, jesus. alright, overkill guys. i have no respect for folks who don't rock pool. you gotta try the rock. alright, your turn. waluigi. oh, you got me! watch out, he's coming. oh, here he comes. watch out, rob, he'll rock you up.
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5632.140
where's this raffle taking place in your chat room or something? yeah, there's like a twitch, not a twitch, but a chrome plug in that you can use. oh. that literally if people say it in chat it puts them in a different pool and then you just roll within that pool. and then i just changed it so i put tyrone zero period by accident. there we go. we got a huge... oh my god. i've never had a period so that's correct. wait, blue vagina is good right? um, it depends who you ask. yeah, don't google that. blue vagina? isn't that just ush?
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4815.200
chad, should i keep d4ing this run or are you happy with the monstro's long circle of protection now? let me know. do you know if when you reroll with a d4 does it keep items in their pool? like if you reroll one angel item do you get one angel item? i'm pretty sure they... i don't know but i know they fixed it like making all the runs end or the item pool like finish so you can keep rerolling with the d100 and never hit rock bottom. yeah that is good. that's what i heard. get over here.
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2230.480
it's always people are always like hey remember that lfo song and then you can totally bring them down i think it's really has a really really funny song to make fun of right? hey the singer died by the way, so fuck you fucking dick the singer drowning pool died. we never talked about that okay? this is insensitive, but i have to know how because if he drowned in his own pool you know there'd be a sense of irony associated with it if that was the case. i don't think i would tell you oh
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6443.880
at the pool? what?! i don't know, i'm happy though. that was divine intervention. dang it. i got ducks on my left, ducks on my right. dancing a duck and i do it all night. yeah. triple kill. oh, duck farts. would have been sweet if you could shoot through the bullet hole that he made in the box. yeah, that would be awesome.
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1724.460
to add more items to krampus's pool or make krampus show up less often and he just skyped me and was like, hey can we talk about this over video chat? i was like yeah, this is a serious discussion so let's do it. and then he just put his balls up to the webcam and farted. again? i know. and i was like he does it like every time! i was like, you know, fool me once, you know. won't get fooled again. serious discussion. i actually did tell tyrone that it would probably be advantageous to
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1753.300
expand the krampus item pool, but well we can only hope well. i told him about a year ago we can hold on to that. hope like we do for new metroid games, but i will say you know i don't want to i don't want to act like i'm necessarily responsible for this but another thing i harped on was like the golden chess pool should have more items and now stevens in there and
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1777.700
alright, that's like. that's a great change. that's killing two birds with one stone golden chest pool is larger and also an item that never showed up shows up more frequently now i've even seen black liver and our plaque liver black lotus and raw liver several times so yeah, it's looking good am i guaranteed a battery in the hush shop. do you know probably not guaranteed right? uh i think it's just the same odds as any other shop so they really want to use a chaos card on mom's heart but i think it shouldn't
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1809.020
um, nah, you should just kill. hang on to that. i'm sorry, probably. i've still got a minute, so we're good. put an item that respawns krampus into the krampus pool. yeah, there's an item, it's just called like the christmas stalking, and it makes all deals with the devil krampus. not just for that run though, for actually your entire rebirth career, unless you delete your save. oh, that's so them. but then if you delete your save, you become krampus.
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104.920
well, that's what i thought you were trying to do. yeah. you've been doing this show for a long time. there's only a small pool of jokes we select from. it's gonna take me a couple of warm up jokes, i think, to get back into the rhythm. it's fine. it's the first show we've done today. that's very true. although i did start out today, started out today nicely with that daily challenge, right, chad? this is a fun daily challenge today. you have a fun daily challenge. you know who didn't have a fun daily challenge? eluc.
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10867.240
oh fuck. it's okay, it's okay. you're right here, you're fine. gasoline pool on fire anytime soon. oh, there it comes! now we're fucked. super dead. that's a load of turds. fuck it. that level's like a freaking rogue light every time you play it. oh my god. it's like night time in the stadium. yeah.
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8457.840
what is going on with this like glistening pool of orange? let's go see. somebody else should do this extraction like it there's a code part. oh! shimony pribbleheimer. i'm pretty good at pressing buttons, i can do it. i did it. it's updating in five four three two. watch out you might just die for some reason. don't stand on that thing. don't stand near that thing. i'm away from it. all right it's up.
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8522.020
we get some samples. oh, that's death. that's death. it's lava. it's a pool of lava. rob, as your wingman, i suggest never doing that again. i'll try. all right, let him. oh, i'm bad. oh yeah, you're right in the middle of more lava. great. enjoy having half health. all right. this sucks.
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get his machine gun! get his machine gun! run away! i'm gonna die but i brought you back! i brought you back! don't worry, i'll avenge you. now bring me back. i'll bring ryan back. no, i fucked up my dance dance revolution. hold on, i'll do it. request to reinforce. i got it. i did it. thanks. we all did it. now there's 20 of you. i just throw it at the enemy now. throw it into a pool of lava.
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