Quotes about “pocket pussy”
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Northernlion Live Super Show [1⧸13⧸16]
- 2711.300 at the top of reddit yesterday where the guy was like, my roommate keeps stealing my cups and we were wondering why. and then they found a cup and it had like two inverted sponges in it in a zip lock bag. like a makeshift pocket pussy. and i was like, that's so good. do you want your cups back after that? or are you just kind of like, you know what, it's fine. roommates would steal in your cups to have sexual intercourse with the man. Search ↗
suffering from success - Bits and Banter [10/29/2024]
- 3631.48 buy a fleshlight, buy a pocket pussy or something like that. even one of the vinyl anime torsos that doesn't have like a head or like the bottom part of their legs or anything like that. i mean i consider it a little degenerate but like it's better than the robots man. especially because i know you're not gonna clean that shit out. half of you guys don't even have an air fryer because you're like it sucks to clean the basket. then you're just gonna fucking be blasting your load straight into the robot. trying to act like it solves a problem with society instead of creating two. Search ↗
cinemasins in the 60s - Bits and Banter _09_16_2024_
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [April 18th, 2018]
- 3678.44 modular. is there a stigma for men to use sex toys? because it seemed like there was such a recoil from that. there is a stigma for men to use sex toys. like a pocket pussy even? yes. probably especially a pocket pussy. the tenga egg? very much so, yeah. you know, as we've established, i'm the most republican on the show. and if a dude was like, i put a vibrator up my ass and give myself a prostate massage, i'd be like, you know what? you're a very modern man. Search ↗
- 3708.80 if he was like, i fuck a pussy that fits in my pocket, i'd be like, grow up. Search ↗
justin's audio setup - Bits and Banter [06⧸17⧸2025]
- 5912.860 that's one of the parts like no one can really judge me if i'm like i'm just gonna stuff this shit in a drawer or like on top i will judge you. well you're not in my bedroom. and i'm not gonna be now. ah fuck. i feel like i'm just resigning myself to like i'm just never gonna fuck again and i think that's okay. like i'm 40 now i had a good run. you should just order fleshlights on stream. i don't want to fuck a flashlight. pocket pussy blind box? that could be another idea. Search ↗
It's on sight (Silent Hill 2)
- 3380.20 buy a fleshlight, buy a pocket pussy or something like that. even one of the vinyl anime torsos that doesn't have like a head or like the bottom part of their legs or anything like that. i mean i consider it a little degenerate but like it's better than the robots man. especially because i know you're not gonna clean that shit out. half of you guys don't even have an air fryer because you're like it sucks to clean the basket. then you're just gonna fucking be blasting your load straight into the robot. trying to act like it solves a problem with society instead of creating two. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [12⧸15⧸16]
- 8902.920 pretty bare. jodo! we decided to prison the core 51 to 49. ooooh. really? so close. i actually thought it incited trading losses. thanks. that was the smarter answer, but the first one was easier to laugh at. be prepared. always keep a hard one in your pocket or always keep a pocket pussy in your pocket. good one. that's pretty funny guys. Search ↗
- 8930.580 how about i keep a monster in your pocket? get it? how about, uh, bitch i'm a monster? no good bloodsucker. fat motherfucker, now look who's in trouble. as you run through my jungle, all you hear is rumbles. kanye west samples, here's one for example. because i'm a motherfucking monster. yeah. uh, wow. you come up with it? part one. yeah, that's me. wow! pocket pussy wins 51 49. Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [February 8th, 2017] (1⧸2)
- 1034.06 oh no! so how was he surprised if there wasn't a deal like that on somewhere? so i was fucking my ass yesterday. uggs! where'd you get a portal gun and a couple of doors? well i'm glad you asked. no, it's my um... my pocket pussy. um, 3d molded into the shape of my own colon. oh, how was it? i wish they hadn't modeled the hair. gotta shave that first. Search ↗
That's not the name of the movie (The Binding of Isaac： Repentance)
- 2735.440 mmm, white light, white heat, a little out of pocket, real original, real fucking pussy, rob. know what i'm talking about? high fidelity? more or less? okay. i saw that once. it's pretty good. it's pretty good. why was dude so pressed about the ferris wheel though? oh, it's about the world's fair and sh shut the fuck up, man. i don't recall asking. do we do this? oh, fuck. Search ↗