Quotes about “please wash your hands”
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500,000 but so part of it was that the other part of it was like please you know wash your hands cuz you know we got we got a delicate situation over here. yo, i will take and i will we probably should use coupon more regularly like i why didn't i use it at the last shop? it's a great question didn't really do too much for us here, but as long as we got it ready for the boss fight it's not too big of a deal alright moving on
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it's like 20 hp, please get oh, he blew up the thing i was gonna use to kill him. excuse me? yeah, but you could die from the flu, and they don't try to cash in on that, do they? who's cashing in?! i don't understand! oh, hold on. okay, i'll do it. i didn't realize we were full on relics. i've never had a run last this long. we need constitution. big big water cashing in on getting you to wash your hands every time you go to the bathroom.
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some areas there's metal detectors, usually off site. they're there to see if you're a dangerous person. there is no staff anywhere near the washington state convention center that are checking to make sure you wash your darn hands. please, lord, if you're going into a public place with a lot of people, you're gonna be touching a lot of the same things. wash your dang hands, okay? i can even think back, like, to when it maybe happened.
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please. even if i can convince like four people to go into pax, the next time they go into the bathroom, you don't even have to like it. you can have like a frown on your face when you wash your hands and go, i can't believe i'm doing this. i don't care, okay? sometimes you have, i don't get sick so why would i wash my, okay. sometimes being an adult means literally taking 15 seconds out of your day to do something that would benefit potentially hundreds of other people in this case, all right? that's what it's all about.
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1610.76
if i can only touch the poop once and get paid in a lump sum, i don't know where my line is. if you were like, i'll give you 250 bucks if you touch this poop, you can wash your hands right after, i'd be like, sold, i'm in. that's not a hard task. if you were like, hey, we're gonna give you a job twice an hour, you gotta touch this poop, you can wash your hands right after. how much would it cost me? i don't know. or how much would it cost you, i guess? please, stop this. excuse me, sir. i'm gonna need to actually hit you at some point here.
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you, once you have the sickness, you're also a carrier of the sickness and you could, uh, you could infect other people. that's why i recommend washing your hands. and you know who needs to get this message? you're like, oh god, please tell me who in the nlss doesn't wash their hands. no, i don't know that. if they're not washing their hands, they're not telling me, which honestly is a smart decision, because i'd kick them off a show like that until they got their dang hands clean. shuttles don't change till you get up and wash your hands, buddy.
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you know, touch your eyeballs or anything like that. i know, you're not even gonna want me to go off on this rant, okay? but, like the one thing i will say is if you're part of the apparently almost 70% of men who do not wash their hands when they use a public bathroom, please, for the love of god, if this doesn't wake you up and get you washing those suckers, what on earth would? would it take a disease with a 98% mortality rate?
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out of state travelers quarantine 14 days. sorry, that's... shit drives me crazy. i know we're still living in this era. i got nothing against the regulations, okay? just my current flavoring, if i had to tell you what the dominant flavor of the 2020s is, every time i go to a public bathroom, which is all the time because my kid keeps trying to poop in her pants, please wash your hands for 20 seconds.
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you must wash your hands for 20 seconds with scalding hot water in order to prevent the flow of disease. meanwhile, the sink has two dribbles of water that come out. and i'm like, why is this sink so fucking slow? please think of the environment. we are also, we here at yum brands have signed a pledge to minimize our water usage simultaneously. and so i'm like, 20 seconds is like three drops of water and then i'm like,
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please wash your hands for 20 seconds. you must wash your hands for 20 seconds with scalding hot water in order to prevent the flow of disease. meanwhile, the sink has two dribbles of water that come out. and i'm like, why is the sink so fucking slow? please think of the environment. we are also, we here at yum brands have signed a pledge to minimize our water usage simultaneously.
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and then things will backslide a little bit back down to normal, but i almost wonder if there isn't like a little long term public health uptick as a result of this, you know? please don't take this out of context as being like, well, you know, the pandemic sucks, but there are some positives. the juice ain't worth the squeeze, but we've already... we're in the squeeze, we might as well drink some of the juice. that's what i'm trying to say. just wash your dang hands, that's all i'm trying to say.
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oh, nice job, man. real nice. now these guys bounce. please don't go this way. that's their post? throw the poison into his mouth. ten hut! general zayden. give it a sec, give it a sec. go back to your post in the same room. exactly. hence my confusion. maybe we can scoot along like the railing out here, or... i don't know, maybe jump down through there at some point, i don't know. we need an escape plan, that's the issue. make sure to wash your hands while you're there.
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