Quotes about “plane crashes”
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2913.02
that's why when i was talking about it with ludwig i was like, i don't know about you man, but well no i guess he well well, let's tell we were talking about flying on mr. beast's private jet and i was like, did you think about the troubling stats about? private plane and chartered plane crashes versus commercial flights like i think i would rather just i
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8953.120
i would rather like listen to an earnest song about a ham and cheese sandwich than like another old guy talking about the past. i just want an actual song about a ham and cheese sandwich. isn't that song, wait, isn't that song about the almond brothers bandai? i was gonna tell you that it starts with a long long time ago. yeah, no, in a galaxy far away. yeah, that song is totally about the almond brothers, isn't it? i thought it was about that plane crash that killed buddy holly. the almond brothers or the pistachio brothers? it was one of the plane crashes, yeah, i think maybe.
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4037.52
they had no way we were getting mad deltar meat we waited in line for like an hour well, so we landed in minneapolis and we missed the flight is not delta's fault but in a way you're kind of like it's delta's fault they're like we had bad weather coming out of detroit so your inbound plane couldn't get there in time to fly and i was like, why didn't they just fly anyway? you know, i don't care if that plane crashes just get it here. i care if my plane crashes so
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477.54
okay, real dark. okay. youth is our second x on our third guess. okay. okay. so it goes by, i'm gonna say a car. yeah, fast car. oh, vin diesel knows about that. okay, ring shifter. i don't think there was a serious drop in plane crashes due to the phone legislation. i'm just saying faa puts regulations in place that have made air travel safer. josh, you got something for me.
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2892.74
we gotta make her regret getting off the airplane and inconveniencing all of us, okay? because if this plane fucking crashes, she's gonna be so annoying for like the next 50 years. anyway, we landed safely. yay! unfortunately, it was at o'hare. no! but it was okay because i don't know, you just, you know, you land in terminal a, your next flight's in like terminal zeta or whatever. six trains and an uber later, you're there.
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636.66
and there are like two of each business in the town and you should know nobody that lives across state lines. but most importantly, we gotta start shooting on film again, okay? how you gonna drop the bomb without machines? that'll be the last machine, okay? we'll get the guy on the plane to drop the bomb, then he'll eject from the plane so the plane crashes into like the side of monument valley and he'll parachute into the place where he's gonna spend the rest of his life. i don't know it yet.
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2702.480
it's true. it's true. what i found is that flying can feel scary, but plane crashes are actually really quite rare, especially modern planes flown by major international airlines. this calmed my nerves enough to get on the plane, and eventually i took enough flights where it became routine and i wasn't scared of flying anymore. pretty amazing, right? i would really recommend this strategy to anyone suffering from a fear of flying, except a strange thing started happening a couple of years ago.
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4070.680
they had no way we were getting mad. delta army. we waited in line for like an hour. well, so we landed in minneapolis and we missed the flight. it's not delta's fault, but in a way you're kind of like it's delta's fault. they're like, oh, we have bad weather coming out of detroit. so your inbound plane couldn't get there in time to fly. and i was like, why didn't they just fly anyway? you know, i don't care if that plane crashes, just get it here. i care if my plane crashes. so they're like, well, it's not really our fault, but here's the deal. we're pretty good people. so we'll give you like this number that you can call.
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1783.88
we gotta make her regret getting off the airplane and inconveniencing all of us, okay? because if this plane fucking crashes, she's gonna be so annoying for like the next 50 years. anyway, we landed safely. yay! unfortunately, it was at o'hare. no! but it was okay because i don't know, you just, you know, you land in terminal a, your next flight's in like terminal zeta or whatever. six trains and an uber later, you're there. fuck you, man.
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9717.44
that's what i think like when i used to be very afraid of flying what i think i would i would be like well if the plane crashes like i'll just focus on the screen and then it's like real and people are screaming and using the weird satellite phone i don't even know if it exists anymore to call their loved ones. i would be like you know oh paddington gets out of this one
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