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1973.760
i drink your dog cum. i drink it up! i drink it down. i drink it down! i put my tongue all the way into your cup of dog semen. that's a character i'm trying out. it's daniel plainview from there will be blood drinking dog semen. i thought you were gonna go to like, when you eat little baby's ice cream. like that one. what is that? when you eat
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5207.560
you do? excuse me? no! what's that all about? that's daniel plainview from there will be blood. ah. they should just make daniel plainview movies where you just dude, i would love to watch the adventures of misanthropic daniel plainview. yeah, me too actually.
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5271.720
he will be back in back to the future iv. would it be great if daniel day lewis played marty mcfly in back to the future iv actually? as daniel plainview. as daniel, exactly, yeah. i mean that's what happens. damn daniel! plainview. at it again with the gross capitalism. damn! and the abandoning of your son. sorry. at it again with man's compulsive need to have greed.
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775.200
you can try that, i don't think it's gonna work out. it works for daniel plainview. my guess is that it has something to do with turning your dick into a tuning fork. yeah, yeah, yeah. like you hit it with a rod after and it gives you a perfect d note. it gets really solid and then you can smack it with a ball peen hammer. and i guess it would feel really weird.
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493.66
in the 80s or that maybe this is the 70s but still jw pepper. i'm a prepper man. i drink your lassi. i drink your mango lassi. i drink it up. i move my paper straw all the way across the lazy susan and i drink your mango lassi. you know what i'm talking about? what if daniel plainview was at the
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5682.580
hey, enel, can i run my character by you? it's daniel plainview if he came from toronto. okay, bug bite, you have the floor? oh, you're right. sorry, sorry. i can't stop on ahead. okay. i think that's all right, but i'm not reading it. oh, this is on fair flips, man. that's on fair flips. that is pretty good.
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i'm finished! something like that, man. we should do a fucking stream as daniel plainview. i'm an ass man. so i hope i'll speak stinky to you like ass men do. something like that could work. daniel plainview guest appearance? we'll pretend it's like a comedy bang bang episode from 2009. mal could be a good paul dano too. dano got blown out in that movie. it's the classic chad vs. virgin story.
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77.840
is literally daniel plainview's the original sigma and then paul dano is just um i mean obviously he's in needy beta that's trying to do like he's oramaxing but he doesn't have he doesn't have the sigma qualities that he needs. yes sir, unc sold out i mean nephew sold out. bro's literally on the radio ain't nothing good on the radio man. if you give licorice pizza a low score i'll crash out. i gotta finish i got point four tickets for marty supreme please i'm only 90 minutes into marty supreme
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yeah we're gonna play mugenics today that's why it's the game that's listed as the game that we're playing. sorry chiblee's right, chiblee's right we shouldn't play mugenics. sorry way to go, you've already we had a good thing going with the daniel plainview shit and then now you've ruined the chat environment and the worst thing of all is that you made chiblee look like he is like a sage. you made him look like a psychic. it should be fucking cs2 forever bro. one second i gotta type in the peloton discord. google how to clip in youtube short tutorial first and then
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2607.740
fuck that shit, pabst blue ribbon! we need to have daniel plainview and the dude from, uh... not frank booth, but the kyle maclachlan guy from blue velvet in the stream at all times. why do men like daniel plainview exist? if i stretched my penis across the room and i placed it inside of your isabella rossellini, i fuck your isabella rossellini!
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2639.240
i fuck it up! what? you haven't seen the movie? you should fucking see conclave, bro. she's in that too. i put my poison in her. craziest line in there will be blood is when daniel plainview says let's get liquored up and go to the peach tree dance. that should not have been coming out of his mouth, man. he was pretending to be a different guy.
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2662.700
you're not criticizing daniel day lewis, are you? no bro, i'm saying that for a brief moment daniel plainview fucking made it to the pacific ocean and said i've accomplished everything that i wanted now i can become a normal boy. so he pretended to be a normal boy then he went to the dance and he went i'm not normal give me some more fucking oil. he needed more milkshakes to drink bro. guys i haven't gotten a confirmation on whether we're playing mimesis or not. i gotta i think i gotta go into my wife's chat. yo let's go!
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6107.600
that's the most terrifying thing i've ever heard in my life. i'm already done. i'm already done as well. i'm finished! bro, that's daniel plainview. daniel plainview, there will be blood. you do love him. i saw that one. you are a fucking little daniel plainview yourself. i know when you book a fucking ticket you look up what airplane it is and then go to wikipedia and see the... yes! immediately go to accidents and incidents.
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2276.700
i drink your star. yes, man. daniel starview. i'm glad that you guys have embraced me watching there will be blood and doing the daniel plainview impression literally like 19 years after everyone got it out of the recist. it's really funny to break it out now. i think it's timeless. i think it's timeless. i think it should always be brought back. one day that movie's gonna make it to youtube shorts and then the impression is gonna go crazy. absolutely.
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because i know the frank underwood impression that we did was high fidelity, top of the line, kevin spacey, original netflix programming. but i'm not 100% sure about the denzel, okay? because the denzel, in my head, it sounds almost as... i'm now slipping into it. in my head, it sounds almost as good as my frank underwood. but the bones in my head could be deceiving me, claire. people said your daniel plainview is perfect. i'm changing the
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1017.960
yeah, that's a that's a tomodachi life classic right there. okay, to be honest with you, people were saying you should add daniel plainview and i wasn't like 100% all about it. but then someone in chat just said imagine after you give him a milkshake and i'm like, wait a second. maybe i do need daniel plainview on the fucking island. maybe i need daniel plainview on the island fucking stat, bro. holy shit, just to give him a milkshake. he has so many catchphrases too.
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i don't know, could we get his voice though? i would love to have a good daniel mee, daniel plainview mee voice. the best that i was an oil man, you would agree, so i hope you don't mind if i speak to you plainly as an oil man would. and on level 11, i'm running out of things that i know about myself, man. shout it at the sea chicken jockey. okay, i do like when ending a sentence saying for a guy like me.
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i think it's gotta be a cowboy hat for sure. definitely a gold chain. i mean the wildest socks here? fuck it bro. bloc checkered socks. sounds like a song by the chemical brothers. oh shit, western boots? holy shit. he loves it. i look like jon bon jovi bro. we're gonna need a place for daniel plainview to live. and i'm thinking...
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probably gonna need to shop for some more iron fences, but these are gonna surround essentially the entire property. there's two types of motherfuckers. there's people who would count how many they need and then buy, and then there's motherfuckers like me who are like, nah dude, just give me like 75 of these. damn, i should build a golf course on his property. 40 extra? hey, vampire crawlers is that way, buddy. now it's time. can i get a picture of base daniel plainview, please?
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what do you mean you've got a fucking watermark? you did not make there will be blood! you didn't make it! how can you put your watermark on an image that you stole, so people don't steal your image? are you fucking serious? this is what we want this guy to fucking look like. we need that fuck ass hat though. that is not a cowboy hat. it's more like a park ranger cap. the fuck does daniel plainview's hair look like? is this daniel plainview?
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1455.840
we need he is he's... snatched. one of the best things about daniel plainview, and it's such a big list, but he is... his body fat percentage is crazy low. he needs the chin. i'm sorry, we can't... we can't not give him the chin. we should give him a little bit of that. but we also kinda need to give him a little... just whether or not he... he needs it, you know? i'm not i'm not 100% sure he needs it. i also think the eyes are fucked up. i don't think these eyes are right. he needs to have a little like he is enjoying...
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because i mean like daniel plainview, i'll say it. not a good guy. he could be mouthless. he does not need lips you fucking liars. wait, he needs lips that are the color of his face. no, no, no, no. it looks horrible. i thought it kind of looked kind of good but who is she? i still think your mouth is wrong. maybe a smaller mouth.
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one last little thing i would look at is just maybe if there's another hair option or even if just no that's hitler that's okay now i've realized how the part on this side on this haircut is pretty much only useful for one me mike myers daniel plainview excuse me. i believe there's been some mistake. i ordered the large milkshake
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1915.100
this haircut is too fuck ass for a sigma male. i'm sorry. it might even look a little bit more like daniel plainview, but it's too beta for a sigma. this is giving a guy who at least cares about his grooming a little bit.
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1955.500
oh my god and it's perfect timing to check out our next shop. half an hour to make a me? that's fucking peak man. oh my god we're gonna spend an hour on the voice. i forgot about the voice. by the way his dating preference is none. daniel plainview is canonically asexual.
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1980.960
because he's not a human being. he looks rough for 46. careful, gen z. streets are saying millennials are actually the only generation that's actually aged well. they're saying that 40 year olds looking 28 is a bubble. it was a zero interest rate phenomenon. my name is daniel plainview. it's nice to meet you. today is april 22nd, 2026. so, how does this voice sound?
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2008.840
my name is daniel plainview talks fast. it's nice to meet you. he does not. my name is daniel plainview. he doesn't, you haven't seen the movie! you've been watching the movie on youtube shorts, of course he's talking fast. you've been watching your videos on 2x for 20 years, of course you think he should be slower. my name is daniel plainview. it's nice to meet you.
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don't get it twisted. actually, let me get a rain check on this conversation. i need to take care of something right now. boring ass. boring ass grandpa. now, let's introduce you to dan to complete the character assassination. as in oil me, pardon me, could i have a moment? my name is daniel plainview. daniel plainview. hi yah. my name's dan.
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as an oil me, that was a wonderful trip. thanks so much. i thought he would at least go to the grand canyon or something and i could get a picture of him at the grand canyon or the pacific ocean which literally fucking happens in the movie and it's where he realizes that he's not a human being. when sad, when sad he definitely says i've abandoned my boy. that's so while eating he does have to say i drink your milkshake. that's the perfect daniel plainview eating message.
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to my song oh shit he got scared anything anything at all nothing at all i think it's time to make another me but again they don't have space i know you're gonna say what about over here well this is where daniel plainview lives could also make asia by steely dan
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and like pronounced as avgn. yeah. no, man. this is daniel plainview's property. get the fuck off his pro bro, this is this is not a public park. this is not a place to wait. wait, what are you listening to? what is that delightful sound i hear?
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did he say angular banjos sound good to him? would it not have a little bonemo? amy blue from the doom generation, could you turn it up please? oh wait, he doesn't mind. daniel plainview's telling chat about how he shouldn't overlook the piggy bank. i'm back? he hasn't made any more women? bro, i literally made ellen degeneres.
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5741.840
i don't do so much talking these days. and she's hitting them with the damn i have nipples greg, can you milk me quote? he's like, that's the wrong wilson actually. i wasn't in that one. i was in the family stone. owen was in meet the parents. anything to get her mind off connor mcdavid. like the bro is kind of like the daniel plainview of hockey. yes! i can tell by the way i'm bobbing my head. i'm listening to home at last.
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i mean you could make one but you got a limited amount of time on this planet, you know? trinity, i'm married. dude, look at the what a tangled fucking web we weave, man. we made daniel plainview too good, like this is this is what he would be doing in a situation like this.
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