Quotes about “phelps”
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9559.440
i could take it or leave it because i know nothing about it. wow. wow. you think michael phelps did a lot of running in his life? he must have. right? he's an athlete. i wouldn't think he would be bad at running. i would expect him to be faster than all of us. without a doubt. like he has to be. all of us put together?
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9263.720
oh man. i don't... can you imagine like an actual olympic athlete out there like complaining about things? yeah, michael phelps like beating all 12 of his records. like, aw man, yeah fuck this. yo, i got a hangnail on my finger. it's actually impossible. he's looking around shooting perfect 10s. he's like, i didn't do that. it wasn't possible. yeah. oh shit, i forgot how to do this. i don't know what it told me to do here actually. oh fuck.
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9968.040
i'm just hustling you guys is all that is. that's why you guys see that picture of michael phelps to this hood up and then yeah, people photoshop reapers guns into his hands. oh, no, i didn't see that one. that's awesome it was really good inspired i would say dude got like what 20 gold medals now. yeah, he's got 20 gold medals. that's a little ridiculous wasn't the record like seven when he broke it like eight years ago the announcer was like i got three and i thought it was pretty good. yeah
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9995.760
this guy's got fucking 20. that's mario. well, that's the thing about michael phelps is like in the last olympics, maybe it was the last one or the one before that where it's like he broke like 12 olympic world records and 11 of them were the ones that he set the previous olympics. like there's no way that anyone else is as good as him. oh sorry, it's 21 now. oh jeez. christ.
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they're not canadian, congratulate canada on winning a medal. i'm like, fuck you. i don't need your help. we're doing fine. but then instead they're like, good job canada, you got a bronze. how does it make you feel? you're like, you know what, how about you suck on this bronze? doesn't really make any sense, but... did you see that kate ledecky is also michael phelps, but a lady? what?
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did you what, the kate ledecky? she's, uh, she's destroying people and swimming now. the kate ledecky should be sippin' on my bed, duh. she she, like, recently, she broke a world record, and it was the world record that she set earlier in the week. you know, if i could only choose one world record to have, most world records help. it might be michael phelps. can you just, like, shut up about michael phelps?
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i'm not answering you. honest question. it is an honest question. we should know by now. if you're getting up there. oh god. someone's nailed your tour again. yeah. if you're getting up there in the olympics, you can't be like, hey judge, what stroke is this again? i don't remember what correlates to what control. i don't practice this every day like you. hey michael phelps, what are you going to do on this one?
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1555.760
there's no doubt about it. hey, here we come. wasn't it 200? oh, maybe it was more controversial opinion. if you're in high school and you can do 200 push ups, you should be smoking more joints like it sounds. you're in great shape. you're doing it to slide. that's like michael phelps level. i've never been able to do over like
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can hitman swim? i don't think you do any swimming in this game. he just does a lot of hitting mostly. if you end up in the water, it's a serious problem. yeah. see bald people that go one way or the other. they're either amazing swimmers or can't swim at all. bald guys? yeah. michael phelps. he's great at swimming, right? he's bald. is he? look at him watch him put his hat on. his hat? he's a swimming head. he does have a swimming head. oh!
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it's amazing. that's really good. did they use the trumpet part or what did it before? no, they don't get that far. it's only like maybe 30 seconds. damn. um, it's cool as hell. mel, describe a bad occupation for someone who can't swim. lifeguard. yeah. great answer, great answer. michael phelps. oh, it's called a hooked. ah.
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what if it was like, that you used it for kinky shit? no, it didn't smell like bodily fluids. except the demon's fart box. demon's shit too? yeah, but who uses a glass cup for kinky stuff? that's what you use when oh, pump cocktails man. no, it's what michael phelps uses to get his blood flow pumping after a particularly rough swim. i saw the olympics. i bet his resting heart rate is like one.
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blew me out of the water with that one. it's like an angry hyena. bloomy inside the water. gordon, you're a funny boy, austin. but you know, i kind of like you. why does it take so long to load? it's made with unreal engine. in your pubg videos from now on, you should have all the voice chat on all the time. we do say it's language and also everybody come to the plane for a phelps.
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nice. we requested they come to the plane for a phelps to begin with. fair enough. i just started drinking beer in the series, so... nice! it definitely shoved towards the end. did it? iler's still misting dudes.
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